Scottish Premier League News 2006/2007

[Buckfast]

Thank fcuk this board's finally found some humility, eh? It's much more fun. Quite frankly, I couldn't afford another burst gasket.

Good on us. I think we're brilliant.

 

[Guinness]

You Rangers bastards are boring the lot of us... Graveson is a ghod send.

 

[Buckfast]

Guinness,

Can you tell the broad on the right that her t!ts called me. Asked if she could give it a rest. No matter how much you strangle them, A's can never look like D's

Cheers,

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

You Rangers bastards are boring the lot of us... Graveson is a ghod send.

Good point, Guinness. He's no Barry Ferguson is he?

 

[johnnybluenose]

Go on Holidays to Sunny Maui for 9 days and return to see no Banter at all!? Whats up with that!?

Calderwood and his lot got new deals!? WTF!? They are out of the CIS after losing to QP! What has he done at the Sheep to deserve a new deal!?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

You just need to know who is on top.........



And you may as well get used to it.

 

[johnnybluenose]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright....
The only day I'll ever cheer for Manchester United...
The Tims are gonna be sore after this one...
I'll take Mank Utd to win 3-0, a "drubbing" as Tommy Docherty says...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/5341710.stm

 

[One Dart]

Some great results for Hearts and Rangers today. Congratulations on drawing Norwegian powerhouse Molde. Be wary though, they pulled the same thing in the previous round of the UEFA cup where they drew European superpower Skonto Riga at home only to win 2-1 in the Skontodome. Watch out in two weeks. Hearts lost 2-0 to Sparta Prague. Maybe they need some more Lithuanians.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Surely, even the Huns can't blow a home game against a juggernaut like Molde?


Panathanaikos 3 Rangers 1 Loyal

 

[Rangerforever]

Just to let you know we pissed on Molde but couldn't finish.



Let's chat in January after you've come 4th in your group and we're still in Europe.

Rangers 2 Hibs 0

I predict a great result for us at Easter Road.

Come on the Teddy Bears,
RF

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hibs will win this game.......They're striding into form and Celtic was very lucky against them.....Look for a 2 - 1 Hibs win or 3 - 1.....


Molde Loyal

 

[Buckfast]

Some great results for Hearts and Rangers today. Congratulations on drawing Norwegian powerhouse Molde.

Dear Bawbag,

Unless Crazy Sepp changed the rules without a memo, when your team scores fewer goals than the opposition, you're what they call a "loser". In your affiliation with Club I, surely you're familiar with this concept.

"In the currency of football, entertainment value doesn't convert into points. And, consequently, Celtic are skint in terms of the commodity that will guarantee progress to the next phase......" - Chick Young

With that said, why the chest puffing after the Man U result? Did I miss another memo but this time from Sketchy Lennart? This one advising of the new "Celtic handicap" rule. Whereby, it's considered a victory for the Bhoys if they lose by one goal. With that being the case, Celtic should be top of their group, right?Let me look at the group tables for moment.......erm.....my laptop must be upside down?

Aye, I suggest you wait a bit before showing us your feathers, Peacock. Thomas Gravesen ain't that good. And Lennon's worse. And together that's one ugly - literally and figuratively - midfield.

Artmedia CSC

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Celtic 1 Dunfermline 0


A good first half by the Bhoys and really should have been up by 4.........the Dutch keeper was excellent and the post saved him once. The second half was a snooze fest as Dunfermline were NEVER going to score and Celtic may have mustered up 1 possibly 2 chances.

Bucky,

I have to agree with you, kind of. A lot of people on the Celtic site were very pleased with the outcome it seemed. To me, it was another CL away game which we haven't won. Granted, this one was a tough one to take with the 'penalty' and Gravesen's giveway but ManU created more chances on the night.......particularly Saha. Having said that, if Celtic walked out of there with a draw, they would have earned it. But then again, when you approach a game with 1 striker and 9 other men behind the ball playing for a draw (like Dunfermline did today) you are more often than not, going to come out in the wrong end of the score. That was the case on Wednesday. This group is still wide open. Man United were VERY suspect at the back, although Ronaldo will be back in the mix for their next game..........


Hibs 2 Huns 1


Can't see past this score for some reason.........

 

[Captain Shamrock]

http://download.yousendit.com/A19CAF7D7742EF9D

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Imagine that......


Hibs 2 Huns 1


Just watched the last 30 minutes on my computer, compliments of a bhoy in Scotland. Hibs were all over them. and scored the winner with 9 minutes to go.



4 points and counting......


Mini Huns are level at the half with the worst team in the league.......



What is happening with Professor Le Guen? GIRUY, Mr. Le Guen.

 

[Buckfast]

when your team scores fewer goals than the opposition, you're what they call a "loser"

For example, Hibs 2 - Rangers 1. In this instance, Rangers are fcuking losers.

Deary me.

Buckfast

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Bank of Scotland Scottish Premier League Table
P GD PTS
1 Celtic 7 7 16
2 Hearts 7 3 13
3 Rangers 7 6 12
4 Aberdeen 7 4 12
5 Hibernian 7 4 11
6 Kilmarnock 7 -1 11
7 St Mirren 7 -1 10
8 Inverness CT 7 -1 7
9 Dundee Utd 7 -2 7
10 Falkirk 7 -6 7
11 Dunfermline 7 -3 5
12 Motherwell 7 -10 3




Looks like last season, doesn't it?

 

[JAGS]

Looks like last season, doesn't it?

Yes, it does look like last season with The Well at the bottom of the tables.

JAGS

For those interested in how Partick Thistle are doing:

Pos Team Pld W D L F A Pts
1. Livingston 6 4 2 0 12 3 14
2. St Johnstone 6 4 2 0 10 2 14
3. Gretna 6 4 1 1 14 7 13
4. Partick Th 6 3 2 1 10 10 11
5. Dundee 6 3 0 3 9 4 9
6. Hamilton 5 2 1 2 4 9 7
7. Ross County 6 2 0 4 5 11 6
8. Clyde 5 1 2 2 4 5 5
9. Q.O.S. 6 0 1 5 3 11 1
10. Airdrie United 6 0 1 5 5 14 1


On our way back to the SPL............ Come on you Plastic Whistles!!!

 

[johnnybluenose]

Will never be ahead of Gretna.

Wonder goal by Sebo from Burkey...

Pish defense on the two hibbies goals...Svensson is not as good as advertised.

Struggling...

loserloyal

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Eh, Rodriquez is a ****ing fanny too. He should have turfed AGAIN........but I'm hoping the big tube is playing this weekend again, so big Janny can bitch-slap him.

Hail Hail