Div 1 [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - Nov & Dec 2006

[Dancin Bear]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

REALLY??? It doesn't show at all mate! Anyways, as some of your team mates have pointed out to others, this is TTP, so I'm just having a bit of fun with you mate! Afterall, I still think you're the first player, born and bred in Scotland, to don the green & white hoops of Ireland in the Nations Cup!

Fair enough.....guess you sucked me into that. On the other point, do you have any ointment to help me get rid of this recurring rash on my chest

I agree with you but we just take a game at a time...there's not much room for error for you though, is there?

By the way, I never did say 'nice try' after I stuck that penalty in against you. You're quite agile for a big lad.

See you Friday. We play at Point Grey. Bring your pom-poms and I'll bring you a nice wee Westside cozie....

 

[Burnro]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

...there's not much room for error for you though, is there?

True enough, but that applies to any team who wants to win promotion to Premier...you won't win promotion if you lose more than one game, which you guys, Peg, and ourselves have already done, or draw too many, which we are flirting with, so I'd have to say it's still up for grabs.

By the way, I never did say 'nice try' after I stuck that penalty in against you. You're quite agile for a big lad

You placed it like most have to against me, right inside the post...as close as I was, not many could have stopped that PK.

See you Friday. We play at Point Grey. Bring your pom-poms and I'll bring you a nice wee Westside cozie....

Only if the cozie comes with a six-pack mate!

Now back to work for the both of us DB!

Cheers,

Burnro

 

[Stranger]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Easy chaps this is gettting far too friendly! Back to the piss taking.........carry on.

 

[PLAYBOI]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

i think "POMPOMS & COZIES" is code for:
LUBES & LOTIONS

easy boyz

 

[Burnro]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

i think "POMPOMS & COZIES" is code for:
LUBES & LOTIONS

More like code for:
Wee Westside Scotsmen & their sheep, er, I mean team mates.

Easy chaps this is gettting far too friendly! Back to the piss taking.........carry on.

Is that better Stranger???

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Fair enough.....guess you sucked me into that. On the other point, do you have any ointment to help me get rid of this recurring rash on my chest

Explains a lot really........


GIRUY

 

[Dancin Bear]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Explains a lot really........


GIRUY

Yes, looking back at our 0-1-1 with you reffing....it really does explain a lot, doesn't it......

 

[gilzinho]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

More like code for:
Wee Westside Scotsmen & their sheep, er, I mean team mates.


I thought it was the Irish with the sheep fetish!?! From what I've seen, the scots just have a thing for ugly fat chicks.

 

[Burnro]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Hopin' to get a game in this weekend, so we'll see what happens...

Westside FC “A”
NK Hrvat

Club Ireland "A"
Burnaby Canadians

Royal United
Binger's Army

Pegasus SC "A"
Shaheen FC

Burnaby Fury "A"
Richmond Utd. "A"

Good luck this weekend lads!

 

[Dancin Bear]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

More like code for:
Wee Westside Scotsmen & their sheep, er, I mean team mates.


I thought it was the Irish with the sheep fetish!?! From what I've seen, the scots just have a thing for ugly fat chicks.

Listen gilarseho,

The Scots, or this one at least, just have a thing for reminding you what a plumber you are.....

In the time that I have been on TTP, I don't think I have ever read one witty retort to come from you....except this insightful humourous piece you just spewed....oh, and the 'we should have, could have' shite that you divulge about your mob and what you think you need to do to get you up the standings from who gives a toss what position you are in.
The 'from what I've seen' coming from you has as much bearing as whether you can get your mob to string 4 passes together and play something that might resemble football.

Lastly kuntybawz, my girl is the furthest thing from what you've described but I will tell you that her football talent and knowledge would absolutely help your midfield........but that's just from what I've seen.

 

[Notcher]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Lastly kuntybawz, my girl is the furthest thing from what you've described but I will tell you that her football talent and knowledge would absolutely help your midfield........but that's just from what I've seen.

That's the kind of stuff that will get a guy laid..............

 

[The Ranger]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Kuntybawz?


Now, THAT was funny!

 

[watcher]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Wouldn't it be a sweet thing for all if NK could pull the improbable and beat Westside on their home turf tomorrow night. That would just throw alot of things out of whack now wouldn't it?

 

[robino]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Predictions: 1A

Westside - Hrvat 3:0
Ireland - Canadians 2:1
Royal - Binger 0:1
Pegasus - Shaheen 3:1
Burnaby Fury - Richmond 2:2

1B

Lobbans - Cliff 2:0
Sarajevo - Punjab 1:0
Wickham - Westside Rino 1:1
Fiji - Blaze 2:1
Serbia - Meraloma 3:0

Goodluck everyone!

 

[Notcher]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Wouldn't it be a sweet thing for all if NK could pull the improbable and beat Westside on their home turf tomorrow night. That would just throw alot of things out of whack now wouldn't it?

Is this a rhetorical question?

 

[Stranger]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Wouldn't it be great if 3 playboy models walked into my office and had their way with me?????............ That probably won't happen either!! Good Luck tonight.

 

[Notcher]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Wouldn't it be great if 3 playboy models walked into my office and had their way with me?????............ That probably won't happen either!! Good Luck tonight.

if you paid them enough it may........

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Yes, looking back at our 0-1-1 with you reffing....it really does explain a lot, doesn't it......

I told you.....if it did......you would have two losses and no draw.

 

[Stranger]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

For those that care to know.
Westside 4
NK Train............ derailed.

 

[gilzinho]

Re: [VMSL Div 1] Results, Banter & Predictions - November 2006

Listen gilarseho,

The Scots, or this one at least, just have a thing for reminding you what a plumber you are.....

In the time that I have been on TTP, I don't think I have ever read one witty retort to come from you....except this insightful humourous piece you just spewed....oh, and the 'we should have, could have' shite that you divulge about your mob and what you think you need to do to get you up the standings from who gives a toss what position you are in.
The 'from what I've seen' coming from you has as much bearing as whether you can get your mob to string 4 passes together and play something that might resemble football.

Lastly kuntybawz, my girl is the furthest thing from what you've described but I will tell you that her football talent and knowledge would absolutely help your midfield........but that's just from what I've seen.

Dearest Prancin' Queer,

Seemingly I have touched a nerve with my scottish guy/fat, ugly chick comment. Ohh how the truth does seem to sting those who wish not to hear it.
Anyway, my physically challenged compadre, your emails are begining to resemble your on-field ramblings; complete irrelevant bull shite. Keep up the good work!!
Your ignorance of the facts is also the source of much amusement. I never make excuses for the Army. You'll recall I confessed we were outplayed and outperformed when we lost to your side two weeks ago. Fact of the matter is, we took three points off you at the begining of the year and you can make the excuses as to why that happened.
Westside is a decent squad. Not premiership quality, but definetly deserving of first place in our division. You though Prancin', are a penis and deserving of both the title and a kick in the 'kuntybawz' to go with it. But in the words of Denis Miller, 'thats just me, I could be wrong.' You may actually be a nice fella off the field. Lets hope so, for this 'girl' of yours' sake.
Sleep tight