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Speaking of class, you should should put that on your Christmas list.
1-1 is a fair result when you are playing poorly, the kick in the arse will be if the huns convert there three games in hand to more than 4 points.
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all on the only thread that matters.
johnnybluenose
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Scum have a three point lead and at the moment the Mighty Gers have 3 in hand!
Merry Christmas to all...Have a safe and happy holidays, we'll see you later
Merry Christmas to all...Have a safe and happy holidays, we'll see you later
Late strike salvaged a point at home nontheless. Another poor performance but we move on.
I see bucky and Bluenose have raised the league title already!
Nothing like counting your chickens before they have hatched I guess. Just wondering have you guys been watching your mob play this year. I mean they are known as a quality side that couldn't possibly drop points.
I could be mistaken but hasn't this scenario played out already in the champions league this year. I am not sure but I remember hearing something about the mob being through to the next round with three games to play, 2 at home and needing only 1 point! It was only a formality!
How did that turn out for you?
Parkheadthebhoyswillbefinecomeonthehoops
I see bucky and Bluenose have raised the league title already!
Nothing like counting your chickens before they have hatched I guess. Just wondering have you guys been watching your mob play this year. I mean they are known as a quality side that couldn't possibly drop points.
I could be mistaken but hasn't this scenario played out already in the champions league this year. I am not sure but I remember hearing something about the mob being through to the next round with three games to play, 2 at home and needing only 1 point! It was only a formality!
How did that turn out for you?
Parkheadthebhoyswillbefinecomeonthehoops
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I don't recall saying the league was sewn up. As you've pointed out, that would be grossly nieve.
However, I do recall saying GIRFUY because the Filth has dropped more points. Like I said, I'm sure there's an excuse. Just waiting for the Captain to stir from his hangover.
Follow, Follow.
However, I do recall saying GIRFUY because the Filth has dropped more points. Like I said, I'm sure there's an excuse. Just waiting for the Captain to stir from his hangover.
Follow, Follow.
Captain Shamrock
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Excuses? Don't need any. The team is shite at the moment. Is that classy enough for you, Buckfast? I wouldn't want to disappoint you especially when you're always oozing with class........
Captain Shamrock
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You're right about something at least. It is a rough one today, especially since I'm just back from the mall with the girls........a good 4 hour shift.
Gers 1 Sheep Shaggers 1
A disappointing scoreline given the chance to go top. However, McCullough was given his marching orders in the first half after the Gers went up 1 nil. The Dons equalised at the stroke of halftime. 10 men Rangers had a few chances on the counter attack, but in the end will be satisfied with the draw. Imagine a windy day at Pittodrie?
BTW, Parkheed
No one at Ibrox is daft enough to think we have the title secured by any stretch. We've recently seen Celtic shite the bed on the last day of the league a few years back. Hopefully Wally has the experience now to keep everyone level headed.
Still 2 points back loyal.
A disappointing scoreline given the chance to go top. However, McCullough was given his marching orders in the first half after the Gers went up 1 nil. The Dons equalised at the stroke of halftime. 10 men Rangers had a few chances on the counter attack, but in the end will be satisfied with the draw. Imagine a windy day at Pittodrie?
BTW, Parkheed
No one at Ibrox is daft enough to think we have the title secured by any stretch. We've recently seen Celtic shite the bed on the last day of the league a few years back. Hopefully Wally has the experience now to keep everyone level headed.
Still 2 points back loyal.
Rangerforever
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I fcuking hate the fcuking Sheep Shaggers...
Nasty wee affair at Pittodrie today from what I gather.
They're always a bunch of cnuts when we go there.
Lee McCulloch with the Darwin award today.
Fcuking stupid.
Buck..buck......buck..buck..buck..
BuckAAW!
Buck..buck..
Nasty wee affair at Pittodrie today from what I gather.
They're always a bunch of cnuts when we go there.
Lee McCulloch with the Darwin award today.
Fcuking stupid.
Buck..buck......buck..buck..buck..
BuckAAW!
Buck..buck..
Captain Shamrock
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Captain Shamrock
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Sorry......wrong thread.......... Admin, could you delete it please? Thanks.
Admin, could you delete it please? Thanks.
Captain Shamrock
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Re: Captain
As mentioned, my apologies.......it was a mistake.
Nice fcuking xmas present! WTF?
As mentioned, my apologies.......it was a mistake.
Rangerforever
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Back to Scottish Premier League News 2007/2008
A Glaswegian dentist sits a lady into a dentist chair and says to her - 'Comfy?'
She says - 'Govan.'
We're gonnae hump the 'Tic.
A Glaswegian dentist sits a lady into a dentist chair and says to her - 'Comfy?'
She says - 'Govan.'
We're gonnae hump the 'Tic.
Rangerforever
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Gattuso back
Rino Gattuso is back with Rangers.
Rangers and AC Milan apparently agreed to a £9M transfer fee late yesterday in a shock move that will take effect in the January transfer window.
Gattuso is already in Glasgow and enjoyed his first session back with the Gers.
Here are a few snaps to enjoy.
Gattuso won't be in the line against Hibs or Celtic but has insisted that both sets of green shite jerseys will be awash in blood once the Gers are done with them.
Welcome back Rino!
Rino Gattuso is back with Rangers.
Rangers and AC Milan apparently agreed to a £9M transfer fee late yesterday in a shock move that will take effect in the January transfer window.
Gattuso is already in Glasgow and enjoyed his first session back with the Gers.
Here are a few snaps to enjoy.
Gattuso won't be in the line against Hibs or Celtic but has insisted that both sets of green shite jerseys will be awash in blood once the Gers are done with them.
Welcome back Rino!
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Wouldn't that be something, eh. Maybe the last two years of his career.
Here's one for you:
The scene is Bishoploch Primary School ,Glasgow
Teacher: "Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we're going to
have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can
have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday."
Wee Murray thinks, "Ya beauty! I'm pure dead brilliant at general
knowledge so I am. This is gonny be a doddle!
Teacher: " Right class, who can tell me who said. ' Don't ask what our
country can do for you, but what you can do for your country? ' Wee
Murray shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air. Teacher looking
round picks Farqhuar-Fauntlerioy at the front. 'Yes, Farqhuar? '
Farqhuar (in a very English accent):
" Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy - inauguration speech 1960."
Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we
will see you back in class on Tuesday."
The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Murray is even more determined.
Teacher: "Who said.'we will fight them on the beaches, we will fight
them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never
surrender?"
Wee Murray's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting "I know. I
know. Me Miss, me Miss"
Teacher looking round and picks Tarquin-Smythe, sitting at the front:
"Yes Tarquin."
Tarquin (In a very, very posh, English accent): "Yes miss, the answer
is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech."
Teacher: "Very good Tarquin, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come
back to class on Tuesday."
The following Thursday comes around and Wee Murray is hyper, he's been
studying encyclopedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes.
He's coiled in his wee chair, dribbling in anticipation.
Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?"
Wee Murray's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat,
jumping up and down screaming "Me miss. Me miss. I know, I know. Me
Miss, me miss, meeeeee "
Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert, sitting at the front"
Yes Rupert."
Rupert (In a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plummy English accent):
"Yes miss that was Neil Armstrong, 1967, the first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come
back into class on Tuesday."
Wee Murray loses the plot altogether, tips his desk and throws his wee
chair at the wall.
He starts screaming "WHERE THE F@&K DID ALL THESE ENGLISH B@ST@RDS COME
FROM?"
Teacher spins back round from the blackboard and shouts: "Who said
that?"
Wee Murray grabs his coat and bag and heads for the door, "Bonnie
Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746. See ye on Tuesday Miss."
Here's one for you:
The scene is Bishoploch Primary School ,Glasgow
Teacher: "Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we're going to
have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can
have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday."
Wee Murray thinks, "Ya beauty! I'm pure dead brilliant at general
knowledge so I am. This is gonny be a doddle!
Teacher: " Right class, who can tell me who said. ' Don't ask what our
country can do for you, but what you can do for your country? ' Wee
Murray shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air. Teacher looking
round picks Farqhuar-Fauntlerioy at the front. 'Yes, Farqhuar? '
Farqhuar (in a very English accent):
" Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy - inauguration speech 1960."
Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we
will see you back in class on Tuesday."
The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Murray is even more determined.
Teacher: "Who said.'we will fight them on the beaches, we will fight
them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never
surrender?"
Wee Murray's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting "I know. I
know. Me Miss, me Miss"
Teacher looking round and picks Tarquin-Smythe, sitting at the front:
"Yes Tarquin."
Tarquin (In a very, very posh, English accent): "Yes miss, the answer
is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech."
Teacher: "Very good Tarquin, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come
back to class on Tuesday."
The following Thursday comes around and Wee Murray is hyper, he's been
studying encyclopedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes.
He's coiled in his wee chair, dribbling in anticipation.
Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?"
Wee Murray's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat,
jumping up and down screaming "Me miss. Me miss. I know, I know. Me
Miss, me miss, meeeeee "
Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert, sitting at the front"
Yes Rupert."
Rupert (In a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plummy English accent):
"Yes miss that was Neil Armstrong, 1967, the first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come
back into class on Tuesday."
Wee Murray loses the plot altogether, tips his desk and throws his wee
chair at the wall.
He starts screaming "WHERE THE F@&K DID ALL THESE ENGLISH B@ST@RDS COME
FROM?"
Teacher spins back round from the blackboard and shouts: "Who said
that?"
Wee Murray grabs his coat and bag and heads for the door, "Bonnie
Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746. See ye on Tuesday Miss."
johnnybluenose
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For a second there you almost had me...I thought to myself April 1st isn't for a few months no?
He will be back in blue, just wait a year or two for his contract to expire.
He will be back in blue, just wait a year or two for his contract to expire.
Rangerforever
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Bucky - Brilliant!
Lads & Ladies who were green & white hoops:
Gone as of today for a week to see the folks in Parksville.
Huv a great Hogmanay aye?
Cheers to another great year on the thread boys and bhoys,
RF
Lads & Ladies who were green & white hoops:
Gone as of today for a week to see the folks in Parksville.
Huv a great Hogmanay aye?
Cheers to another great year on the thread boys and bhoys,
RF
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