Scottish Leagues 2001/02

[Jinky]

And a wee joke,

A Protestant Glaswegian family (Father, Mother, Daughter & Son) head out one Saturday to do their Xmas shopping. While in JJB Sports, the son picks up an Aberdeen football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be an Aberdeen supporter and I want this strip for my Christmas!"

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to yer ma." Off goes the unusually intelligent little lad, with Aberdeen shirt in
hand and finds his mother. "Mum." "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Aberdeen supporter and I want this strip for my Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to yer da." Off goes this little pearl amongst swine, with Aberdeen shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad.""Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Aberdeen supporter and I want this strip for my Christmas."

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son , I hope you have learned something today?"

The son turns to his father says, "Yes, Father, I have'. Father says, "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an Aberdeen supporter for an hour and
I already hate you HUN BASTARDS!"

Ha Ha Happy Hogmany all!!

 

[Rangerforever]

Tore Andre Flo

Tore Andre Flo to Tottenham?

Captain?

 

[Guinness]

Ranger

tell me your on crack mate!!!


Guinnessneedsthesourseofsuchahorriblerumor!!!

 

[Rangerforever]

Re: Ranger

Originally posted by Guinness
tell me your on crack mate!!!


Guinnessneedsthesourseofsuchahorriblerumor!!!

You doubt me?
All of a sudden my close allies KNVB and Guinness are turning on me. Sigh.

Seriously - it was printed and talked about on Sky Sports last night.

Now fcuk off ya wee leprechaun.

 

[Guinness]

Big Bastard

no need to get nasty!!! I was merely hoping your were under some chemical high when you heard the Flo to Spurs move... there is no love lost mate, just a fcuking concerned hun watching his team sell every world class talent we own!!! (owned)!!! 1st it was Van Bronchoerst, 2nd Reyna and now Flo!!! WTF??? seriously, there must be some truth to Jinky words... tell me we're not on our way to bankruptcy!!! If that is the case we might as well win while we have the talent around...

what next, Baz off to play in the EPL!!! Two things could come of that move, one they ruin him into a soft fun loving limey or two he will take that League by the throat and show the English that there is plenty of talent in the UK outside of England!!!


Guinnesshopingthisisalladream!!!

 

[Belfast Cowboy]

Genius

Hot off the presses, Rangers look to sign Mo Johnson again in a bid to make money selling rangers jersey's to catholic's, and save money by topping up his pension, that should save them a few million, plus the sale of flo should stave off bankruptcy for a few weeks . Hey Genius what the hell is with your club's cat team playing at 11am , don't these lads go out on friday or does their ma and da keep them in on the nite before matches.

 

[Guinness]

Belfast

their Ma and Da keep them in every night!!!
I do think an 11am kick off is a bit offside though!!! I too like to indulge in a wee night out from time to time...


CananyoneconfirmtheFlotransfertoSpurs???

 

[Guinness]

Speculation

Rangerforever,

You doubt me?

not to have a go at you, but shite don't give these tims fcuk all to laugh about if there's no credability to the story!!!

Not to worry Teddy Bears Supporters, all of the Flo transfer talk to Tottenham Hotspur was rubbish!!! He scored yesterday in a 3-0 pissing of Livingston... the only thing on the Rangers website that could link the two clubs was the failed bid to lure Spurs youngster Tim Sherwood to Ibrox... for the latest news and interviews checkout : www.rangers.co.uk


Thank****itwasallspeculation

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I agree, Guinness. Why would Tottenham want an overrated and overpaid bum like Flo? I am glad this all rubbish.


Celtic 2 Kilmarnock 0


OVERALL HOME AWAY
P W D L F A W D L F A W D L F A Pts GD
Celtic 23 21 1 1 55 11 11 0 0 29 6 10 1 1 26 5 64 44
Rangers 23 15 6 2 52 17 9 3 1 27 9 6 3 1 25 8 51 35
Livingston 23 11 7 5 33 20 6 3 2 13 8 5 4 3 20 12 40 13
Hearts 24 10 4 10 34 29 7 3 3 23 13 3 1 7 11 16 34 5
Aberdeen 23 10 3 10 32 35 9 0 2 20 13 1 3 8 12 22 33 -3
Kilmarnock 23 9 4 10 23 26 5 2 5 11 12 4 2 5 12 14 31 -3
Dunfermline 23 8 4 11 25 37 5 1 5 13 17 3 3 6 12 20 28 -12
Dundee 22 7 5 10 23 34 4 4 3 12 15 3 1 7 11 19 26 -11
Dundee Utd 24 6 7 11 23 43 3 4 5 13 24 3 3 6 10 19 25 -20
Motherwell 24 6 6 12 31 45 5 4 3 19 15 1 2 9 12 30 24 -14
Hibernian 24 5 7 12 27 36 4 2 5 18 18 1 5 7 9 18 22 -9
St Johnstone 24 3 4 17 15 40 1 3 8 7 18 2 1 9 8 22 13 -25

Also.....

Holland 'ready to unveil Advocaat as new boss'

The Dutch Football Association expect to unveil Dick Advocaat as their national coach this week after Rangers' director of football has completed showdown talks with chairman David Murray. KNVB sources are convinced that they have persuaded Advocaat to return to his homeland and that he will sign a contract to lead the country into the next two international tournaments

Now I finally understand where KNVB got his name from.....

 

[Jinky]

By Guinness,

"Spurs youngster Tim Sherwood"

That youngster is two weeks shy of his 33rd birthday.

It's a good thing you're not a Rangers scout,...actually you couldn't do any worse than what they've got now.

Here's another joke.

A Celtic fan and a Rangers fan are playing darts, and up steps the Celtic fan to the ocky first, 1st dart double top, 2nd dart double top and the 3rd dart bounces of the board and straight back at the rangers fan and kills him...then the MC announces....1 hun dead and eighty!!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

oche

 

[Guinness]

not soo funny

Start playing nice Jinky or don't play at all!!!

As for Tim Sherwood, I've never heard of him before just read about the Gers looking at him... the article just happened to be right after comments made by Big Eck himself in regards to not wanting to waste money on an older player...
BTW, it was also noted that a old hun was worth much more than a young taig!!!

Jinkyandhislittlehunbastardjokesaren'tasfunnyashethinks

 

[Buckfast]

Guinness please leave scouting reports up to those that actually follow the team.

Sherwood was never a target to be bought, but was on a loan basis as a stop gap for the Feyenoord match. He would be on loan until Big Eck found a young talent to fill the gap left by Renya, Tugay and Neirlinger.

 

[Guinness]

Bucky

To what high porch should I be yelling up at???

Guinness please leave scouting reports up to those that actually follow the team

OUCH!!!
I follow, follow, follow as much as I can... don't tell me wee man's syndrom is kicking in??? now leave me alone I'm off to watch the match!!!
BTW, Tonight Foxsportsworld 5pm The Gers vs Livingstone


Guinnesscan'tbelieveheisunderattackfrombuckfast

 

[Buckfast]

Wee man's disease? Are you fcuking kidding me, I'm taller then you for fcuk sakes.

Anyway, between you and RF posing as Gers supporters, it's a full-time job trying to edit your posts.

God Bless........um.....er.......No Surrender,'

Buckfast

 

[Guinness]

Buck

No Surrender

Is this type of sectarianism allowed on TTP???


theconfusionissettingin,firstgodblessthennosurrender

 

[Jinky]

With only 28 million pounds worth of talent on the field, plucky minnows, Glasgow Rangers held on for 90 minutes to scrape out a 0-0 draw with the glamour boys of Berwick Rangers. This no doubt famous result will provide the Glasgow side with a money spinning replay at their home park. The blue-noses will at least have a puncher's chance to go through to the next round in front of their loyal home fans.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well done, Rangers. It doesn't matter which team I am referring to. These two players look like world beaters, don't they? Buckfast? Guinness? RF? Mackers?


Good result though against the last place team in Division Two.

Captain

 

[J_B]

i trained with them

that is a really funny picture becuase i know all the guys on that team. just thought i would throw that in, a great result for them, that is berwick rangers set for the next 3yrs finicially.


Cheers
JB

 

[Buckfast]

Stating the obvious, it is a great result for Berwick. But really, it is no Caley Thistle. Is it?