White Knight
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Here's a classic joke from 1990. I don't think Canada's immigration dept has changed much since...
Ditto to what cside17 said. ("Pls note; The above is not intended to offend any one, race or color!")
IMMIGRANT'S VIEW.
I COME FOR VISIT - AM TREATED REGAL.
SO I STAY - WHO CARES, ILLEGAL!
I COME TO B.C. POOR AND BROKE,
GOT ON BUS, SEE MANPOWER FOLK.
KIND MAN TREAT ME REALLY SWELL THERE,
SEND ME DOWN TO SEE THE WELFARE.
WELFARE SAY, "COME HERE NO MORE,
WE SEND THE CASH OUT TO YOUR DOOR."
NORMAN LEVI MAKE YOU WEALTHY,
MEDICAL PLAN WILL KEEP YOU HEALTHY.
SIX MONTHS ON DOLE - GET PLENTY OF MONEY,
THANKS TO WORKING MAN, THE DUMMY.
WRITE TO FRIENDS IN PAKISTAN,
TELL THEM COME AS FAST AS CAN.
THEY ALL COME IN RAGS AND TURBANS,
I BUY BIG HOUSE IN SUBURBANS.
THEY COME WITH ME - WE LIVE TOGETHER,
ONLY ONE BAD THING, THE WEATHER.
FOURTEEN FAMILIES LIVING IN,
NEIGHBOURS PATIENCE WEARING THIN.
FINALLY WHITES MOVE AWAY,
I BUY THEIR HOUSE TOO I SAY.
FIND MORE PAKIS, HOUSE I RENT,
MORE IN GARDEN LIVE IN TENT.
SEND FOR FAMILY - THEY ALL TRASH,
THEY ALL DREW MORE WELFARE CASH.
EVERYTHING IS GOING GOOD,
SOON WE OWN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
NOW ON QUIET SUMMER NIGHTS,
GO TO TEMPLE, WATCH THE FIGHTS.
WE HAVE HOBBY, IT CALLED BREEDING,
BABY BONUS KEEPS US FEEDING.
TWO YEARS LATER, BIG BANK ROLL,
STILL GO MANPOWER, STILL DRAW DOLE.
KIDS NEED DENTIST? WIFE NEED PILLS?
WE GET FOR FREE WE GET NO BILLS.
WHITE MAN GOOD, HE PAY ALL YEAR,
THEY KEEP THE WELFARE RUNNING HERE.
BLESS ALL WHITE MAN BIG AND SMALL,
FOR PAYING TAX TO KEEP US ALL.
WE THANK B.C., DAMN GOOD PLACE,
TOO DAMN GOOD FOR THE WHITE MAN RACE.
IF THEY NO LIKE COLOURED MAN
PLENTY OF ROOM IN PAKISTAN..........!
Ditto to what cside17 said. ("Pls note; The above is not intended to offend any one, race or color!")
IMMIGRANT'S VIEW.
I COME FOR VISIT - AM TREATED REGAL.
SO I STAY - WHO CARES, ILLEGAL!
I COME TO B.C. POOR AND BROKE,
GOT ON BUS, SEE MANPOWER FOLK.
KIND MAN TREAT ME REALLY SWELL THERE,
SEND ME DOWN TO SEE THE WELFARE.
WELFARE SAY, "COME HERE NO MORE,
WE SEND THE CASH OUT TO YOUR DOOR."
NORMAN LEVI MAKE YOU WEALTHY,
MEDICAL PLAN WILL KEEP YOU HEALTHY.
SIX MONTHS ON DOLE - GET PLENTY OF MONEY,
THANKS TO WORKING MAN, THE DUMMY.
WRITE TO FRIENDS IN PAKISTAN,
TELL THEM COME AS FAST AS CAN.
THEY ALL COME IN RAGS AND TURBANS,
I BUY BIG HOUSE IN SUBURBANS.
THEY COME WITH ME - WE LIVE TOGETHER,
ONLY ONE BAD THING, THE WEATHER.
FOURTEEN FAMILIES LIVING IN,
NEIGHBOURS PATIENCE WEARING THIN.
FINALLY WHITES MOVE AWAY,
I BUY THEIR HOUSE TOO I SAY.
FIND MORE PAKIS, HOUSE I RENT,
MORE IN GARDEN LIVE IN TENT.
SEND FOR FAMILY - THEY ALL TRASH,
THEY ALL DREW MORE WELFARE CASH.
EVERYTHING IS GOING GOOD,
SOON WE OWN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
NOW ON QUIET SUMMER NIGHTS,
GO TO TEMPLE, WATCH THE FIGHTS.
WE HAVE HOBBY, IT CALLED BREEDING,
BABY BONUS KEEPS US FEEDING.
TWO YEARS LATER, BIG BANK ROLL,
STILL GO MANPOWER, STILL DRAW DOLE.
KIDS NEED DENTIST? WIFE NEED PILLS?
WE GET FOR FREE WE GET NO BILLS.
WHITE MAN GOOD, HE PAY ALL YEAR,
THEY KEEP THE WELFARE RUNNING HERE.
BLESS ALL WHITE MAN BIG AND SMALL,
FOR PAYING TAX TO KEEP US ALL.
WE THANK B.C., DAMN GOOD PLACE,
TOO DAMN GOOD FOR THE WHITE MAN RACE.
IF THEY NO LIKE COLOURED MAN
PLENTY OF ROOM IN PAKISTAN..........!