Two men sit drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
> One turns to the other and says:
> "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this
> building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the
> building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back
> into the window."
>
> The bartender overhears this, shakes his head, and continues wiping down
> the bar.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen!"
>
> The 1st Man says:
> "No, it's true, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps
> over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the
> 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the
> 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but it must have been a one- time
> fluke."
>
> The 1st Man says:
> No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps and hurtles toward
> the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the
> building and into the window. When he gets back upstairs, the 2nd man is
> excited.
>
> "Geez, do you think that would work for me?"
>
> "Why not," says the 1st man.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "Well, what the hell, if it works, I could make some serious money with
> this." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the
> 11th...10th...9th...and hits the sidewalk with a splat.
>
> Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says:
>
> "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
>
> One turns to the other and says:
> "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this
> building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the
> building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back
> into the window."
>
> The bartender overhears this, shakes his head, and continues wiping down
> the bar.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen!"
>
> The 1st Man says:
> "No, it's true, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps
> over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the
> 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the
> 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but it must have been a one- time
> fluke."
>
> The 1st Man says:
> No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps and hurtles toward
> the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the
> building and into the window. When he gets back upstairs, the 2nd man is
> excited.
>
> "Geez, do you think that would work for me?"
>
> "Why not," says the 1st man.
>
> The 2nd Man says:
> "Well, what the hell, if it works, I could make some serious money with
> this." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the
> 11th...10th...9th...and hits the sidewalk with a splat.
>
> Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says:
>
> "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
>