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IT 2002 Pre-tourney Banter, Slags, and Mama's Pasta Recipes

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The Apprentice

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I thought I was the classiest guy in the league

I.D.G.A.F., For one I dont have a HABS logo beside my name and secondly why don't you pull a Rob M. and dissapear.

Demo.....this bafoon is obviously not reffing the ital league's first game. He's just another Wop wanting to join the ttp ranks.
 
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I.D.G.A.F. BABY!

YAHOO!!

hey were all italians here! no need for you demolition to put me on my ass, i already know that this is SERIA Z soccer so most likely you won't mean to do it it will just happen causeYOUR CRAP! . I mean, it's very simple ROB THE FERMIGOLO MA"SHITTY" GETS BEST D YAH! YOUR PLAYING IN A QUALITY LEAUGE! please ahud a tutti quand perche si na masse di VERGONIE!
 

Demolition

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hey were all italians here! no need for you demolition to put me on my ass, i already know that this is SERIA Z soccer so most likely you won't mean to do it it will just happen causeYOUR CRAP! .

Hmm,

Maybe, maybe not?
At least I don't have to ref to get into this league
:D
 

el-presidente

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hello all u wannabe fifa players

well lets start from the back of the pack, zaurinni, who the hell do u think you are out on the pitch when you should be a in line for the treadmill at fitness world. No budging!!!

Jimmy Holiday your the next victim....Instead of switching teams all the time you should fcukin retire. You score at the same rate as Bill Muckalt...ps: don't get too close to Paolo Rossi because he might sit on you.

Apprentice....I hear you are jumping ship is it because the professor gave you a hummer or is the grass greaner in Catanzaro?

Proffessore...where are you my dear friend? I have heard through the grapevines that you lured a bunch of little boys that will finally listen to you? Stop giving hummers:eek:

BIG BOBBY TITSOON, who the fcuk do you think your foolin with this tough guy attitude for such a big pussy. You should stick to dating Jimmy Holiday instead of yapping on here al lthe time.

Scilaci, look here you mental midget , your the no1 reason why the italian legue is a disgrace you should have retired your underwear with big bobby after basil!!!!!!!!!!!!

sensei hanson , too bad your goalkeeping isnt as good as your posting!!!!!!!!!!

mr.coppertone all that sun tan oil hasgotten to your head.Your not good enough to being a free agent, you should have stayed with Calabria so you could polish thecommish's nob.


thecommish they are still looking for the ball after your pk!!!!!!!
please dont humiliate the italian community again , i think it went along the lines of the infamous RAY FINKLE!!!!!!!!!

the chunger under what little boys bed have you been hiding........
you are just as good as DANA MURZYN was.....

GINO MUOIO -AKA BEL AIR BOY, MEAN GENE , GINO DEL PIERO,.........AGE UKNOWN , 5'7 BLACK HAIR RECEEDING, CROOKED NOSE AND LAST SEEN WEARING AN ARMY & NAVY GREY SUIT WITH BROWN SHOES.....FREQUENTLY VISITS HIS UNSOLD HOUSES.....

HOS .......to bad your goalkeeping skill sare not asgood as Sensei Hansons.

This is EL-PRESIDENTE SAYING




CIAO TUTTI
 

Hands of Stone

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Where is the Friuli Bench

The games can't start until it is found, the tree would not be the same with out the blue and yellow bench, that was engenered by Leon and Tomasi.

Maybe it went with Tomasi to the Big Foot, or does our past manager Jesse have it ramson.

A reward will be given for information leading to the recovery of the famous bench.

It has travelled many miles, held a few pints, and seen a lot of Assholes.

HOSontheI-leaguesmostwantedBench

CouldCalabriahaveitafterlastsyearsLOSS:eek:
 

The Apprentice

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HOS, you need the bench for all you old bums to take a seat during the game, you guys are finished...Jesse got half of it through the custody battle with Pecile.

Professor, wasnt the Italian league trophy also stolen this year...Can you confirm this?

and finally to el-presidente , whoever you are...eat ****.
 

scilaci

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HEY EL PREZ!!!!!!

the last time i saw you, you didnt grow much either. Maybe ass wise. Buddy how many times have you won the coppa d'italia? your the CANCER of the league stinky bastard
 
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sal c congrats on your engagement you are a lucky man, you are an idiot, i am surprised you found such a nice girl. how many of your teammates are going to mexico? do you have any teamates ?

rick. maranda who is the owner of calabria? thats the 9th wonder of the world, lucky that there was some respect for your father or you would be back in a cast this season.

alberti were you the final vote on elimating sal.c from abruz.

campadelli are you hiding in your computer room while your wife is sleeping.the carving has to stop, the goal you scored in grade 10 is the only moment you had in your soccer career,go walk your dog and keep sending porn.

bob thomson your turn to buy cheapo.
 

scilaci

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Hey you fat ****

first things first....it was grade 12 you ****in ediot. Obviously you are a true fan of mine if you remember that goal. Hey, my first game is May 5th, maybe i'll autograph your ass, then kick you in the ass and send you on your marry way just like every other bitch i had. Big talker for a guy who never kicked a ball in his life.....or ran in that matter.


be afraid.....be very very afraid
 
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I.D.G.A.F. BABY!

tuti che lo i mucca patze disease ak!

hEY aPPRENTICE, I THINK ALL THOSE DOOBS ARE MAKING YOU SMARTER "YEAH rIGHT". I NOT ANOTHER WANNA BE NERD, because i don't spend 24-7 on this frigin site. tutti le persone qui che lo problemi in testa lo sai? I can't wait to play against all you nerds, you'll now me by my heavy elbows and biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hammer in faccia. I wanna no from the holiday man if your gonna be hearing "MO- BIIIIII-LIOOOOOOO YES" OR are you gonna play like the rest of the crap! in this league.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HABSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!. VAFANGUL A TUTTI QUAND GA SO DITTE NA VOLTE MO BAST PORKO CANE!!!!!!!!
 

Demolition

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Dumbass Baby

So what's up first you say you're going to ref the 1st game and now you come out and say that you can't wait to play against all of us nerds. Make up your mind buddy.
 

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First off all lets get off of soccer for a second and lets get into last nights horrible hockey game!!!!!!!

Trevor linden has to be the worst player ever and who the hell would give up a number 1 draft pick and scilaci who the fcuk is heritage and E.T was a girls movie you two foot nothing and remember your glory days were over once everyone got taller like for EX. grade 6 ............


to everyone who doesnt work like bobby t ,,,, jim holiday, the commish ,, paolo rossi ,, scilaci, apprentice and so on get off of welfare cause it may do you some good .....

bobby t take how are you today with those size 68 g-strings thatn you have on since your girls so round.....

jimmy holiday i heard you were out at celebritys last night with bobby t and you booth were rockin the private room!!!!!!!!


MISSINGS REPORT: GINO MUOIO AKA BOB RENNIE WANNABE IF YOU HOOKED UP WITH BOB YOU MIGHT GET MORE SALES!!!!!!!!
FAV SAYING I AMHUGE IN THIS CITY WITH MY SALVATION ARMY SUIT AND MY WELFARE JOKES !!!!!!!!!

GINO WAS LAST SEEN ON OR ABOUT THE NIGHT OF APRIL 21 WITH HIS BOYFRIEND OR MALE FRIEND NEAR 2ND BEACH .......WELL I GUESS WE KNOW HE DOESNT SELL HOUSE DOES HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF SEEN PLEASE REPORT TO EL-PRESIDENTE
AT 669-8477
 

Ballbaby

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Emm.....yeah.

Surely there must be someone in the wealthy Italian community that could build a nice brick asylum to house some of these wackos who frequent this forum. :rolleyes:
 

el-presidente

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hey apprentice are u sleeping or just having a pot headed sleep .....well just typical since you give your brain a rest after last years no hearted effort and by the way the proffesore tickled your nuts too so is that the reason you are signing with ****anzaro like all the other bitches
 

Jimmy Holiday

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El choocho

First off all lets get off of soccer for a second and lets get into last nights horrible hockey game!!!!!!!

First El choocho,if you wanna post about hockey go to that thread you clown?

Secondly,why so hostile at the Catanzaro organization(have they overlooked you when adding some players to their team):eek:

And thirdly,what ever so dangerous team do you play for?
 
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