IT 2002 Pre-tourney Banter, Slags, and Mama's Pasta Recipes

[Jimmy Holiday]

My mug is pretty

Regs

What is Niall playing for someone this year?Talk to D'onofrio about a banner,he's in charge of the I.C.S.F and plays for Peg

Scilaci

iheard one sign is going to say CATANZARO SUCKS!!

Oh i guess you've made your decision already,and what BIG players are the Froot Loops signing this year?

 

[The Apprentice]

Scialci, The only time your going to be sliding into the signs is when one of the Cat boys knocks you into them

 

[whataboutbob]

WAB to be A-round

My contract was picked up this year, but on a limited basis......hey, if the pizza is cut back then so is the commitment.

Rumor has it Abrutz will fill the HUGE void (at the A-Bar) with Zaurrini.

Once an Abrutz, always an Abrutz.

 

[Zaurrini]

When is the first game

Just wondering when the tourney starts...

WAB
I heard BOB THOMPSON was filling your void...
He was also spotted at the Abrutz Fund Raiser with Jimmmy Holiday...

 

[scilaci]

theres another sign thats going to say zaurrini sucks too. maybe you should go and play for catanzaro

youbigputzolente

 

[scilaci]

circles around the apprentice

apprentice,

didnt mean to disrespect your team.......yeah i did ahhhhhh anyways you should have stayed with frools. you would like the team this year. petzodimerda

 

[Zaurrini]

Holiday

When does the tourney start?

Gotta be soon, no?

Scilaci,

I should go play with the Mystery team,
eh Holiday....
What was his number again?

 

[sensei_hanson]

When did The Apprentice leave Frooli?

I like asking things.
-Sensei.

 

[The Apprentice]

Sensei

I officialy left Friuli as soon as the final was over. The managemnet there is in shamble ( sounds like every team). They dont have a coach, and there are too many minds running the team.

Zaurrinni, all this chater from you, but we all know your all talk, you wouldnt dare leave Abruzzo "again". I actually will go on record and say Zaurrini is 100% commited to playing with Abruzzo.

 

[sensei_hanson]

Without you, I guess that just leaves Scilaci up front? Cripes, the striking department is in shambles as well then.

We at Veneto could use a striker.

And a few midfielders.

And a sweeper.

Send help.

-Sensei.

 

[Zaurrini]

All Talk....

Apprentice, I heard those same words from your mouth last year...and well...nuff said.

YOU on the other hand are nothing more than a little puppet.

Keep your head up...there are two things I dont do well...thats forgive and forget.
I owe you a little somethin' somethin'

Sensei,
dont worry about it.
Zambrano was recruiting before our big match up against the Argies.
"is that Guinto's brother"
"I think so."
I am going to talk to him after. He can play as an I-Tie...his brother did!!"

 

[The Apprentice]

SUPER PIPPO, I'm glad you still are able to remeber the the guy that gave you a solid chunger...dont forget becasue there is much more where that came from.

T-R-A-I-T-O-R

 

[Zaurrini]

Yes, I remember

Are you signing off TRAITOR

or are you calling me one?
The guys at Friuli wanted me to ask...

I see you are the next Sal Cuccione....
16 years in the I-Tie tourney...ZERO RINGS.

Keep it up Apprentice...you have succesfully went three years with no rings, two teams and counting.

I hope you start collecting points for all that travelling....

 

[The Apprentice]

LETS GET IT ON

Fil, I'll answer all your questions then I will have some for you...

I left Friuli cause I have played winter and summer soccer with the same guys for two years and I wanted a change in scenery, and because they have no coach.

Why did you leave Calabs after only one season?

Why did you pull yourself from the semi finals when your team had a good chance at winning?
...when supposedly you were looked at as a team leader...and dont bullshit me that you were hurt.

Scared of Peno's ?

 

[sensei_hanson]

rings

Yeah, all the Italian League needs is more elaborate jewelry. There was enough bling at that banquet last year to send me into epileptic seizures. I thought I was at a fcuking rave or something.

Fil,

Not too worried yet....maybe I'm just posturing to come in as an underdog this season? Oh, how cunning. Seriously though, whenever talks of players arise, its usually about who's left, rather than who's coming in.

Long live the I-Tie suitcase,
-Sensei.

 

[Zaurrini]

Tired after two years????

Answers:

I have never been good at peno's...
We had an excellent chance at winning, but came up short in penos.
It is up to the coaches to put in the top five penalty shooters. And we did, although we came up short. I could easily make fun of the Commish right now...but I wont. He stepped up. But came up short. I did my part and along with Joe Faz, we led the way to a great come from behind moral victory.

We had two team leaders. Sal and fernando. I was there to stabilize everything.
We made a good run at it...finished 1st in the tourney, but fell in the Semi's. NOT bad considering how Calabs finished the year before.

I left Abruzzo to play with some friends and family that I otherwise could not do playing with Abruzzo.
This year, I am able to do both.

As for yourself , you are tired of playing with the same guys for two years?????
I have played for the same summer/winter team for Seven years...give me a break Apprentice.
Go cry elswhere...

 

[Zaurrini]

Oh and Yes....

I was playing injured.
I had some problems with my groin since our game against Campan...I struggled through it, and played hurt.
Could I have taken a peno?
Yes.
being injured was not the reason I pulled myself. IT was to get the top 5 peno shooters out there.

 

[The Apprentice]

Re: Tired after two years????

Originally posted by Zaurrini

As for yourself , you are tired of playing with the same guys for two years?????
I have played for the same summer/winter team for Seven years...give me a break Apprentice.
Go cry elswhere...

At any point in my post did I say that I was "tired" of those guys. Gime me a break Fil. I said I wanted to play elsewhere just to play with some new players and one of my best friends.

You could have played with family at Abruzzo last year , No?
they are posers anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zaurrini]

Tomasi is not impressed

Boooooo to the Apprentice.

Your friend could have joined the Fruit loops, no?

You are bashing me for the EXACT same reason I joined Calabria a year ago.
Give your head a shake Apprentice...and then keep it up...

 

[Jimmy Holiday]

Apprentice

Zaurrini

I'm pretty sure the league starts May 1st.The organizers wanted to start off on a Wednesday so it would end on a Sunday!

If anyone is gonna get bashed for recruiting the Apprentice,lay all the blame on me,it was me that hounded him to come and play!