Brainteasers

[knvb]

Your walking answers could be right, but it's not what I need. Reccos of all people was on to something. In fact if he wasn't such a dick this morning I may have give'n him the points.

 

[Dude]

I "moan" bullshit. Again. The mailman's creed: "...through rain, through sleet, through sun, through snow..."

Or some bullshit like that. Anyhow, Ballbaby is both a hero to us all, for working through such grueling conditions, and a dumb fcuk for taking on a 30 mile route.

Silly Ballbaby...

 

[Sliver]

He's a police officer who rides on a horse.

-not a wheeled vehicle
-no problem with traffic, cause he can go where he wants.

OR

He's a elevator operator, who travels 30 miles up and down in elevator shafts.
-no problem with weather, traffic, and not a wheeled vehicle

 

[Ballbaby]

He's a hockey player, not a Canuck though, cuz 30 miles is 29 too many!

 

[Dude]

Except that an elevator is a wheeled vehicle.

Also, weather could easily spook a horse- but never our fearless mailman Ballbaby.

 

[Sliver]

depends what kind of elvevator. I'm thinking a box with no wheels.

 

[knvb]

He's a elevator operator, who travels 30 miles up and down in elevator shafts.
-no problem with weather, traffic, and not a wheeled vehicle

Sliver.... yet agian.

 

[Ballbaby]

Geez sliver, that's a damn good guess and if I was moderator, I would accept that answer. We need fart smellers like you in the fire service!

 

[Ballbaby]

Hint: What goes up and down all day? (I can hardly wait for the comments on that :rolleyes

According to the brilliant Fastshow, CDK does in a room full of firefighters.

 

[knvb]

Ballbay was the least intelligent and laziest twat in a class of 30 students who took an examination. Yet when the results were announced, Ballbaby's name was at the top of the list. How come?

 

[Dude]

I'd say elevator, but I don't think there are any type that work solely on pneumatics. All have wheels of some sort.

Please submit detailed specification of proposed wheeless elevator for my Engineer's review.

 

[Ballbaby]

knvb, you are a simpleton. Sliver has the same damn book you do! I gave it to him for X-mas.

 

[Sliver]

the list was in alphabetical order

 

[Ballbaby]

knvb

It was a rectal exam and it was your thumb!

 

[Regs]

Ballbay was the least intelligent and laziest twat in a class of 30 students who took an examination. Yet when the results were announced, Ballbaby's name was at the top of the list. How come?

KNVB was expelled the year before

 

[Dude]

Easy...

It was an exam to determine the least intelligent and laziest twat in class.

 

[knvb]

the list was in alphabetical order

Sliver, is well on his way to pint of his choice. Ballbay is well on his way to being added to my ignore list.



The police put up notices warning the public about a certain type of crime, but this actually helped the criminals. How?

 

[Ballbaby]

29 of the 30 were knvb clones.

 

[Ballbaby]

The crime was theft. Theft of notices.

 

[The Teacher]

the crime was that the criminals broke out of jail.