Brainteasers

[Sliver]

The notice was " come to a community meeting to find out how to protect yourself from b & e's"

While everbody was at the meeting all the homes were empty and the criminals broke into people's homes.

 

[The Teacher]

Sliver, when are you going to tell knvb that you have the same brainteaser book he has.

 

[knvb]

Sliver, does it bother you I had the same IQ test score as you did? I guess the hold saying holds true... It's not what you know it's how you use it.

 

[Ballbaby]

It's a little obvious now isn't it? Sliver, if you are really that clever, you wouldn't be plodding around TTP with us. I mean look at me for instance, I've heard my 4 year old's tummy grumbling for the last half hour and I can't leave knvb and his stupid thread.

By the way, the last IQ test results on TTP are archived somewhere. Regs? hehehe

 

[The Teacher]

I concur with ballbaby - I stood up and the chair is still stuck to my ass.

 

[Sliver]

Originally posted by knvb
Sliver, does it bother you I had the same IQ test score as you did?

It is weird isn't it, the similarities we have
- we both have the same IQ test score
-we're both brainteaser addicted
-both strikers, who can't score right now
-You look like a muppet, I..... ok that's where the similarities end

 

[knvb]

Teacher, perhaps if you wore pants that wouldn't happen. Ballbaby go get you kid some souvlaki(sp) or something....

If Sliver gets this it's over anyway...

How many times can you subtract 6 from 30

 

[Sliver]

I think I've got it.

Just once, after that you're not subtracting from 30 anymore.

 

[Dude]

Nice freaking softball question to end the whole deal.

Christ...that was easier to solve than Ballbaby's "brainteaser".

 

[knvb]

Complete and total brainteaser domination. You all should be ashamed of yourself, and not just because Sliver kick your collective asses either.

I'm a man of my word (sometimes) and I guess I owe you 3 pints now, don't I? Did you not win my TV trivia as well? People are going to talk.

 

[Sliver]

Now I just have to show up to a TTP event

 

[Ballbaby]

It was over before it started it appears.

 

[Ballbaby]

This has worked in the past:

Mr. knbv,

My name is Lindsey and I wanta ask you a kestion. My tummy is gwumbling and my daddy won't weeve the caputer. Can you shut the fcuk up so my daddy can feed me?

Tanks a hole lot Mr.kbnv

 

[Sliver]

Don't stop KNVB. Keep the questions coming !!!!!!

 

[knvb]

Try this one on for size.

A railway track measures 5km in length and its ties are one meter apart. A child ties a can to a dog's tail. (sick cnut) As the dog starts running along the tracks, it increases its speed by one meter per second every time it hears the noise of the can hitting a tie. If the dog starts to run at a speed of 1 meter/second and the can hits all of the railway ties, what is the dog's speed at the end of the track? Deal with that.

BTW, Sliver, who says I can't score right now? According to Ballbaby I've already had sex more this week with my wife than well, ever.

Balls, why do you always have to bring the kids into it. Damn it. It's all about the kids. All about the kids.

Leader board has been updated which I guess now is also moot.

 

[Screw You Captain]

340m/second. Speed of sound. God I love pro d's...

Still a fast fcuking dog.

 

[Sliver]

4,998 meters per second ?

 

[Ballbaby]

Good bluff sliver but screw you captain is right. Once the dog reaches the speed of sound, he can't hear the can anymore therefore he can not run any faster. That's my take anyway. But what do I know, my IQ is only 25 points higher that knvb's (if I recollect)

I know. I know. It was a bad day the day of that test. The second time around as well.

 

[Sliver]

Yes that makes sense Ballbaby. Good question and answer

 

[knvb]

Welcome Scud. Well done.

Everything is correct except for Ballbaby's IQ being 25 points higher than mine. It was 20.


Let me shove this fat kid combo down my grid and I'll post another one.