hard ballz
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Hard Ballz
HardBallzsaysstartworkingbitch!
Hard Ballz
In addition to the scintillating soccer and rarified air, here's some other highlights from my trip to Ladner.
1) I actually found the park.
2) Saw numerous sets of artificial breasts in the bar.
3) Stopped by McDonald's after the bar and....waited at the first window...nobody came....went to the second window.....nobody came....went to the pick-up window....teenage girl arrives with a bag of food...not ours...we explain that nobody took our order....teenager confused...teenager explains how she's really flustered because her car got broken into....we ask her if we can order....1 Big Mac, 1 Junior Chicken, 1 Cheeseburger, 1 Double Cheeseburger Meal...she returns with our food 5 minutes later, closes the window and leaves...we wait for her to return to take our money...she doesn't...we leave figuring that karma's going to bite us in the ass at some point....we rationalize the dine-and-dash figuring that Ladner owes us something.....we swear that we are never coming back to this god-forsaken place called Ladner again.
As for the facilities:
1) No change rooms
2) No access to the pitch until exactly 9:00 p.m. resulting in both teams warming up in a 25 by 50 area.
3) Washrooms locked after the game.
4) A persistent smell of "cow manure eau de toilette" mixed with "wet-dog-odoured antiperspirant" permeated the air throughout the match (not sure what smelled shittier - the soccer or the air).
5) Absolutely no shelter from the pouring rain anywhere.
6) Strict rules on drinking in the parking lot prohibiting us from cracking the cooler.
Sporting 1
Westside 0
Westside looks totally different. Smallsy can correct me here if I'm wrong, but I think all but 3 of their guys are from UBC. At least they look that young.
Devon Greenside with our goal.
The ref was SHOCKING!!! You know it's bad when the team's coach that just got the call is telling the ref that he terrible and that there are 2 teams out there. Never seen him before.
Sapp 0 DMB 0
Not that anyone cares but here's my report on Friday's game.
Delta outplayed Sapp the first 25, had 1 or 2 good chances. Sapp played better as the half went on. Second half Sapp outplayed Delta and had 3 excellent chances. Delta player sent off with 20 left for no apparent reason by an extremely sensitive referee. Sapp unable to capitalize and actually lucky not to concede a goal with 5 left (Cory with a good save). 0-0 a fair result.
As for the facilities:
1) No change rooms
2) No access to the pitch until exactly 9:00 p.m. resulting in both teams warming up in a 25 by 50 area.
3) Washrooms locked after the game.
4) A persistent smell of "cow manure eau de toilette" mixed with "wet-dog-odoured antiperspirant" permeated the air throughout the match (not sure what smelled shittier - the soccer or the air).
5) Absolutely no shelter from the pouring rain anywhere.
6) Strict rules on drinking in the parking lot prohibiting us from cracking the cooler.
The Delta guys seem like alright guys (saw a couple at the local watering hole afterwards - a few decent birds there too. I don't know why we weren't picking up - could have been the smell of wet ginch under our jeans) but as for their home facility....
Planning on getting relegated?we swear that we are never coming back to this god-forsaken place called Ladner again.
Your first attack had us sleeping but if you want to call a shot/cross from the left side of the penalty box any more than a half chance, then I'm daft as a brush.
Desmond is the best player i have ever seen in VMLS!
The Delta guys seem like alright guys (saw a couple at the local watering hole afterwards - a few decent birds there too. I don't know why we weren't picking up - could have been the smell of wet ginch under our jeans) but as for their home facility....