VMSL Masters 2005/06 Season

[dickens_cider]

"Dickens .......... does that mean he is 'soft and leathery? ........ and if so, how do you know?"


Jags.. Unfortunately I have seen Captain Shammy with his Shirt off...... I believe it was in a beer garden just off of Lonsdale where Jinky was doing his best Nearly Neil Impersonation

 

[Captain Shamrock]

"Dickens .......... does that mean he is 'soft and leathery? ........ and if so, how do you know?"


Jags.. Unfortunately I have seen Captain Shammy with his Shirt off...... I believe it was in a beer garden just off of Lonsdale where Jinky was doing his best Nearly Neil Impersonation

Not possible, dickensider. No one has seen me with my shirt off in the last 10 years, including the fork and knife.

 

[Jinky]

And it was Tom Jones not Neil Diamond.

 

[dickens_cider]

Nearly Tom Jones didn't have the same ring to it

 

[Jinky]

Twice Tom Jones works for me.

 

[peter]

Enough small talk...or whatever, in Jinky's case.


Predictions for the weekend:

Sapperton v Lobbans @ Sapperton Sun/10.00am

ICSF Inter v Columbus FC @ Hastings North Sun/10.00am

Westside v Cracovia FC @ Hillcrest East Sun/10.00am

Firefighters v SFU @ Riverway 4 Sun/10.00am

West Van v Portuguese @ Ambleside Sun/2.00pm

Sapp, Inter, Westside, SFU, Port—welcome to the league WV

 

[JAGS]

Sapp, Inter, Westside, SFU, Port—welcome to the league WV

Thanks Peter. Appreciate the 'Welcome'

Nothing better than a Sunday afternoon at Ambleside. Hopefully our Portuguese friends will bring some Bifanas and some Sagras beer for their away journey to the Shore, but praying that the homemade Portuguese wine in 6 litre jugs will not be accompanying the team.

I think that both teams are expecting a good battle, since this was our opening round Provincial game last year vs. The Old Pork Chops. Oh Peter, by the way ......... we won that one.

Sapperton
Inter
Westside
Firefighters

........ and I will not bet on our own game, but I will say that it quite possibly could be a clean sweep by the HOME teams this weekend.

JAGS

 

[SCP]

Jags: I'm praying our guys don't drink the 6 litre jugs the night before and by the way we will have Super Bock Beer instead of Sagres...it should be a good game...and for the rest of the games...

Sapperton/Lobbans-tie
Inter/Columbus-tie...these two teams do not like each other...I may watch this game in the morning since we don't kick off until 2pm
WFC
Firefighters

SCP

 

[termatofylakas]

by the way we will have Super Bock Beer

Hey SCP do the young guys get any Super Bock? Is that what the PCOV gives out? I know our jerseys say Super Bock so I'm curious to try this beer.

 

[SCP]

Termatofylakas: yes the portuguese club is sponsor by super bock but it's a little expensive to be giving out super bock beer since it's a imported beer...The club does sell the beer and the liquor store on commercial drive...

SCP

 

[peter]

SCP, how much you want for the liquor store?

 

[dickens_cider]

Forget the Super Bock, Maybe Rudy will bring a bottle of Matteus for the afternoon.

 

[Dapotayto]

Forget the Super Bock, Maybe Rudy will bring a bottle of Matteus for the afternoon.

Matteus? Why, you fellas planning at gazing at the stars and looking longingly into each others eyes while remininscing about those September days in the Algarve?

 

[dickens_cider]

Might just whooo a few Ambelside cougars with a glass while getting hammered and taking in the match

 

[Rude]

Ahhhh Mateus, the sweet blush...
Reminds me of a recent Pegasus poker night where (because of a lack of options) we created a new shooter...Mateus/Red Bull!
I call it the Figo Flash!

Aside from the pounding headache, its quite tasty.
Cheers

 

[SCP]

cougars and mateus hmmm....that sounds like the plan but remember no wives allowed...

 

[Keeper]

Incidentally, I'd like to extend a special thanks to whichever team lined Quilchena last Sunday. Your use of three (three!) different colours of paint and curved lines only made my decision to redo the whole thing that much easier.

Christ Almighty -- what do you have to be on to line a field that way. Better yet, how did the other team, let alone the ref, allow you to get away with a field like that? My brother's 4-year old could've done a better job. Hell, The Apprentice could've done a better job and he's weighted more heavily to one side than the other.

 

[Keeper]

Sept. 10/11
PAOK
Lusitanos
Quilchena Park
1-1

I guess the field was the great equalizer.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Regarding the three different colours, Keeper.

As has been documented on TTP many times before, the Greeks are known to be corrupt, and I am in no way surprised that PAOK chose this three colour, crooked line tactic.

They are very well known for using this tactic that was developed in a remote area of Kazakstan and mastered by North Korea.

Let me guess: they used orange(red), yellow, and white.

 

[Keeper]

Let me guess: they used orange(red), yellow, and white.

Spot on.

But then, I don't think there are any other colours currently in mass production.

I can't begin to desicribe the quality of those lines, though. Someone was seriously into the Ouzo that morning. I only wish I had had my camera with me.