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[sid]

caretaker

I dont think tv was an issue for the caretaaker, SID thinks HEROIN was on his mind , We asked him if we can leave our bags there & he replyied "dont blame me if anything goes missing"fcuking scumbag!!THEROB ONLY THE BEST "MY ROB MY MODERATOR"!!all other NOBERATORS stick you head up your bums & fcuk yourselves TOSS POTS especially you kn - V-D.

 

[Oscar Goldman]

Snowman's Meltdown

Thanks Snowman, that post showed some creativity. The "own goal" thing was a bit of a weak but hey your trying. Congrats on your shots on the net and shots at the bar. It sounds as though you have also taken a few shots to the head. You might want to try a helmet. Umbro is working on a new product in time for the next Special Olympics. I think it's great that EVERYONE gets to play. Good luck.

 

[snowman]

Shots to the head ...

Oh yeah , way too many head injuries . Sometimes I find myself hitting on some chick at our family reunions . Although there are are some cute ones .

I wouldn't mind if you refrained from the special olympic slags . That's where I met my girlfriend .

Oh yeah (soccer stuff) ...you suck man !

 

[cainy]

header

Header! I'm intrigued

I've been lurking lately and your name keeps popping up. In the over 30's site and now here.
You seem to be talkin a lot of shite about me, my friends, my teamates, and my club. One thing you failed to mention is for a bunch of shitty players, with no skill and no heart, we finished tied for first with 41 points. We are in the BC's and are currently looking forward to the Kelowna May long weekend tourney.
You mentioned in one of your PA bashing posts that the Langley lads were the core and the Surrey lads were overrated... Our dressing room is united!!! ... there is no surrey / langley . There is just P.A.U baby

Hey lads I can hardly wait for Kelowna! I'm loving our lineup, The additions to our P.A entry are Aves, Howes, Bey, Bonato And the rumour is Ballbaby is interested. There's always room for the hairy Greek international. There are still a couple of spots open.

 

[girth]

seven aside

Hey just wondering if anyones heard about what type of teams have been put together for tourny.Geu wants to put two teams in but it looks like even one will be hard to round up.How much cash can teams win?,etc.

 

[cainy]

House arrest

Hey fat teenager!!!

Remember when we lost the league to Poco, and you came on this site talkin about..... "P.A.U second in the league, out of the cup, and one more game in the B.Cs"


Only to be outdone by Pegs season of.. wait for it, 6 th place in the league, out of the cup, and once again no game with the big boys in the B.C championships.

There was one bright spot though ,actually two... Adam twated that punk from Delta.. nice, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Secondly your so called "cat team " is back to defend the title. cool.

Congrats Rangers and good luck in the final. I hope Teddy brings the cooler.

 

[Bollocks]

Re: House arrest

Originally posted by cainy
Only to be outdone by Pegs season of.. wait for it, 6 th place in the league, out of the cup, and once again no game with the big boys in the B.C championships.

Cainy,

Sure maybe we've earned a bit of slagging ...

It's a new team this year though - only 2-3 boys from 'Team Honduras' are with SC Pegasus. So the 'once again no game with the big boys' can be rephrased as 'first season no game with the big boys' ... blah blah. Know what I mean?

I think you guys are still swallowing the 5 pills we forced down your throat to essentially knock you out of the Pak. Nevertheless I sincerely wish PAU and the other 4 Valley teams luck in the BC's. I hope we FVSL'ers win at least a few games against the 'big boys' as you put it.

Go Rangers!


Bollocks

 

[cainy]

Bollocks

just having a go at the fat teenager, no offence to your sqaud.

Come on, The lad didn't even know who Geoge Best was. Thats like not knowing who Wanye Gretsky is.

After some games he comes on and gives the game review, he usually starts with, "hard fought game, both goalies played well"

He is your goalie...... A bit of advice House of Breasts, don't toot your own horn, if you played well someone else will toot it for you.

 

[housearrest]

cainy

Hey, if you got some beef with me, let's hear it! Heard nothing special from you yet, just the obvious.

I'm fat? So? What's your point? Am I not capable of playing soccer because of my obsesity? Ah well, i guess i will just stuff my face with food as I am not worthy of playing in the premier league.

Fat teenager? That's nice. Better than being fat old man cainy.

As for the George Best thing, I did apologize for what I said as I did not know who he was. Sorry I don't spend all my life sitting on the couch watching soccer and know every player to ever play the sport of soccer.

If you got something better than "fat teenager", let me hear it, cause nothing special here.

P.S. Why are you still mad about losing to us? Get over it and good luck in the B.C.'s

 

[highlander]

hey porno king

maybe the scottish brothers want to go with you to Kelowna.
But maybe the su boys are still upset about leaving me stranded last year?
Ouch that's a sore subject.
I hold no ill feelings, soccer is just a game and some of the freindship's i made will still be there at the end of the day.
Highlander(show me that finishing move again)
highlanderwisheshehadcainy'sfinishingmove.

 

[Skip]

Re: cainy

Originally posted by housearrest

If you got something better than "fat teenager", let me hear it, cause nothing special here.

the only thing "we got" on you big fella is that you seem to run your mouth off, and boast about your prowess in net a lot. (ie. "both goalies played well")
We've seen you. You're NOT that great. YES, you beat us......once. We've already had much to say about how we're embarrassed about it, how we're not happy losing to a mid-table team, even if we fielded a weakened side. No excuses from us about that at all! We also know that you wear that win like a feather in your cap. I guess that's what mid-table players do when they have a lucky result vs a better team. Not taking that away from you..........but I think SOMEBODY should take the drumstick out of your hand!!! Napkin??????

 

[cainy]

Hylander

Can't quite figure this one.... maybe cause we trained tonight and I just got home from the pub

oh ya House of breasts you think all I got is "fat teenager" well I also got large and in charge, ton o fun, pork chop, and ah **** it I like fat teenager.

My prediction for House of breasts summer.... A little bit depressed about his teams season, he decides to hit the gym. You know shed the baby fat, that sort of thing. Only he gets there and the dumb bells look a little like drumsticks so he try's to eat them. Upon reflection, he starts to worry about his spot on the team next year. This sends him into a spirral of twinkies and bon bons.

Hey you can't eat your way out of depression. Oh I'm fat and old hey. Maybe I should put you on the Mike Cain body beautiful program. It goes like this, Hit gym, play football, drink beer, and bang hottties.

 

[cainy]

Skip

Oh captain my captain. you made it home. I love beer and breasts ..... I mean beer and wings. Missy was her usualbusty self tonight

 

[Skip]

ahhhhhhh Missy! My inspiration for training

 

[cainy]

Best ain't best

I never said Best was the best player in the world. I simply stated that House of breasts didn't no who he was.

As for Header, I soooooo want to reveal your ass.... ewww that wouldn't be a pretty sight would it Thats a mental picture I didn't need. I think I need a shower.

We all Know who you are, but I'm not going to reveal your identity cause I'm a better MAN than you sweetheart.

Anyways the best football player in the world is Hibee.

 

[Regs]

Fcuk me

I've just split off a bunch of crap into a new thread here.

Go there to continue please. Further posts on that subject matter in this thread will be deleted without warning or further explanation.

~TB.

 

[housearrest]

Make up game

Peg 3 - ALU 1. Could have been more, but missed lots of chances and ALU only played with 9 men. I believe they were just sitting guys out with red cards before the B.C.'s. Good luck to ya and the rest of the FVSL teams in the provincials.

 

[Hibee]

Both goalies played well

Peg 3 ALU 1.

I was at the game.

Both goalies played well.

Not much else worth mentioning.

 

[Bollocks]

SC Peg 3 - ALU 1

ALU,

Good game ... definitely the least physical match we played all year. Neither team was too interested but like Hibee said, both goalies played well. Cheers to Sid for the pints after the game.

Good luck this weekend boys.


Bollocks

 

[superfoxs]

what has got into you cainy

buddy why so angry? leave house of breast alone for a while so he can finish his new subway commercial.thanks for not including me with the old timers on the pau guest appearance kelowna tour. good to see there is still the surrey/ pau rivalry, funny thing is you only hear from the cream puff, take the hint from the rest of your teammates, you have nothing to be proud of. as far as cainy's body beatiful program goes let me recap for everyone . 1)come home from work, go to bed 2) get up around 8:00pm eat macdonalds 3) watch robot wars or figure skating with roommates girlfriend = 140 pound red headed stepchild

cheers pau, see in march