The 2nd Annual TTP Golf Classic

[TheRob]

The Weather Network is still saying that it will be sunny tomorrow. High of 20 with a 10% chance of showers. Not bad.

I'm pumped. Regs is going to be on fire tomorrow. I can sense it. I figure he'll average about 34 yards per drive. He will carry us all day tomorrow.

 

[Yoda]

Poor guy

That's alot of pressure to put on Regs don't you think?

I know what it's like. The last time I played in a tournament with TheRob he put all the pressure on me too.

 

[TheRob]

I carried you and the other two frumpy's all freaking day. I was simply amazing.

No smilies for you.

 

[downtown]

10% showers / chances

The 10% must hit home TR, Vegas odds would place your team's odds of not being last at roughly the same figure. Yoda, enjoy playing with RF, he's bringing the 'A' game - as in 'A'trocious. Then you have Guinness who needs no explanation. At least you have Breadguy, who judging by his name will be buying the rounds all day. Hey Breadguy, I think you will be the best in that group. I think your cool just like this guy

 

[Yoda]

Weather

This rain is actually going to soften up the greens so that i can stick it close for the KP.

It'll be toit to the pin for sure.

 

[Stepchild]

Bad news TTP golfers, stepchild will be joining the tourney. Thank Downtown!!

 

[Dude]

That's cool. It doesn't fcuk things up at all, considering we have something like 8 groups of four now.

No worries...TheRob can revise the groups. Again.

 

[bertrum]

Re: Weather

Originally posted by Yoda
This rain is actually going to soften up the greens so that i can stick it close for the KP.

It'll be toit to the pin for sure.

Lets be frank here. Your main left-handed competition that has never one a major, won't be their to turn the heat up and force you to drop the ball on the dancefloor from beyond 200yards!

Better be nice tomorrow for golf in general.

 

[downtown]

Stepchild

Teeing off in the first group as well - no pressure at all. Well, at least not as much pressure as your first foster dad applied to you in the basement late at night......

Is there 2 LD's and 2 KP's up for grabs, or just one of each? I have to plan out how much trunk space will be required for my hardware collection.....

 

[TheRob]

One of each.

Weather Network still says only 10% chance of rain. Looks good. Can't wait for some KOB's prime rib.

 

[downtown]

Too bad that % isn't dropping like your other odds - Vegas update, chances of your group not finishing last now down to 5% - can't wait for KOB waitress prime rib

 

[Yoda]

This sucks

There is a 100% chance that there is a monsoon outside my office window right now.

 

[TheRob]

No bets yet?

Downtown,

Two pitchers says my group beats yours. In? Wanks.

You after a long day of golf and drinking followed by some pachos:

 

[Hands of Stone]

That Fukcing Harry Potter

Just is from getting the 5th Potter book, can't believe how many kids are out and about on a night with no fire cracker going off. It is a zoo around all the book stores around town, not that I hang arond book stores on Friday nights, I perfere the 7-11's.

Now that I am home I can crack a Shaftebury Honey and walk through the 18 holes at Newlands Golf and Country Club. First hole, "don't let knvb get to you, you will have to deal with this cnut all day, just swing and domintate, sounds good HOS". Second hole, " why is therob pissed already, and only half a Koke in, no problem, I hate these guys, but I must play through it".

It is such a mental game, but if you walk through it the night before it is all OK.

Notty, I will have the coffee ready for when you come by.

Side note, heard that the "Caddy" for Bob Barker in the Happy Gilmore movie is getting married, and apperantly he had his engagment party tonight.
The price is wrong Bob.

"You suck, you Jack-ass."

HOS

 

[Hands of Stone]

Big B-Day

Well the Bolwing Shoe wearing Kurgan is 35 today, and he gets to golf in the TTP tourney on the big day.
Will have a few pints for the Big Man today, May all your putts fall today.

What time does the Beer Store Open?

HOS

 

[Ballbaby]

Have fun today guys. I think the weather is going to cooperate.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

What time does the Beer Store Open?

Liquor Store 9:30

Cold Beer/Wine Store 9:00



Happy Birthday and have a fun time golfing today, gentlemen. I will see most of you at KOB's for the fight.

 

[the power]

I'm currently sitting on my crippled ass after being convinced that driving around in a golf cart with Dude is a hazard to a healthy person, let alone someone with an injury such as mine. Enjoy the golf (bastards), and hopefully I'll see you at KOB's. (bastards).

 

[TheRob]

Home.

Drunk.

Good times.

 

[knvb]

Home.

Drunk.

Good times

Almost home and you are still a




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