The 2nd Annual TTP Golf Classic

[SC]

well..

someone's t*ts have to be honored, and no offence to Tiff of course

+SC

Thanks Spazz, I will miss the crew, be careful with those boys!

 

[Dude]

I'll huck one off the 2-foot embankment on 16 for you baby.

 

[SC]

coming out...

D*nk out is where it's at "Babycakes!"

+SC
Sorry, it's late and SC is a wee bit drunk, just ask Throbby and Yogi

 

[TheRob]

Altered again. Hopefully for the last time.

Group 1 - Tee off @ 1:30pm.

Steve Mcaww
Stepchild
KOB's #3
KOB's #4

Group 2

Guinness
Rangerforever
Yoda
Breadguy

Group 3

Gavin
Tiff
Gregor
Notty

Group 4

Buckfast
Coach
Downtown
Woodsy

Group 5

One Dart
Dude
Demolition
Screw You Captain

Group 6

Fastshow
The Panel
Kurgan
Hammerhead

Group 7

TheRob
Regs
knvb
Hands of Stone

The Power will be there caddying. I say we make him our beer bitch. Get me a beer bitch.

Could change again I suppose.

 

[Screw You Captain]

One the one hand, I'm happy not to share the microwave with The Power, on the other hand, I lose my medical at the end of the month and am worried about Dude and the cart...

SC, I'm sure you haven't gotten Max Blink's left handed (ie facing the foursome ) dink out from the 1st edition either. Not a good experience!

 

[Dude]

One Dart's aspirations of glory just sank with this new grouping.

Sorry bro. I can guarantee you'll have a groovy old time.

Broadie.

 

[downtown]

RF in a wig

I heard RF was wearing his Annika Sorenstam outfit to replace SC's absence....

Just did my 10th pushup of the week...the long drive is all mine.

 

[Yoda]

Cool

I hope so, he looks so hot in a soccer outfit I can't imagine what he'd look like in a golf outfit.

Dead sexy I imagine.

 

[Dude]

This slag is sooooooo last week, but...

RF, if you're dressing up in Anika gear, you'll need some nutters. I'm sure Notty can give you a good deal on some Lotto tennis shorts, or you could borrow Yoda's ballhuggers. Don't worry...he has more than one pair.

 

[Yoda]

not anymore

You're right, it is so last MONTH.

Besides ever since you guys bugged me I threw out all my shorts and got track pants instead.

 

[Dude]

From one extreme to another.

I hope you shopped in the junior section- otherwise Mrs. Yoda is going to be working overtime cutting them to size.

 

[Yoda]

Actually

Junior Miss.

I think the store was called LaSenza Girl or something I can't remember.

 

[Dude]

Anything that moves

Good thing you're not paired with Demo anymore. You know those Wops...

 

[Yoda]

Weather forecast

Latest forecast for the weekend:


Tonight .. Cloudy. 30 percent chance of showers. Windy at times.
Friday .. Cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers. Windy at times Saturday .. Cloudy periods with 40 percent chance of showers.
Sunday .. Cloudy periods.
Monday .. Cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers

Bring your umbrella's boys. I'm just going to where a garbage bag under my shirt.

 

[downtown]

Shower! shower! shower !

Aahh, that ain't so good. Have you ever seen RF completely drenched ? Well imagine it in the tight mini skirt he plans on wearing. Oh shite, there goes the appetite..........

 

[One Dart]

No worries Dude, I'm confident in my ability to carry you to victory. There will be victory blasts coming from Scud's horn come saturday evening. BTW, can you play Demo?

 

[Hands of Stone]

Re: Weather forecast

Originally posted by Yoda
Bring your umbrella's boys. I'm just going to where a garbage bag under my shirt.

I have seen a golf cart that has seats that swing out, so that the golfer never has to stand up to hit his ball, just drive the cart beside your ball and hit away. How the hell can you putt by not standing up, lazy golf at its extreme.

If caddy's are coming on board, I would like to get Jinky in the mix. The bidding for his services are at 10 bucks. Jinky sorry to be making you my hoe for the day, but someone has to carry my clubs, tell me what club to use, and open my pints.

HOS
Still looking for a ride on Saturday. Hey Kurgan, how are you getting out to Langley? By the way, thanks for shitt kicking Yoda for making fun of my FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR.

 

[Demolition]

Originally posted by One Dart
BTW, can you play Demo?

Possibly, I'll see if I'm allowed out on Saturday

 

[Regs]

Still looking for a ride on Saturday

Notty is our ride out there, HOS... call me in the morning.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Yoda]

Boo Hoo

Way to suck up to Kurgs HOS.

I hope your kids aren't getting home schooled when they get older.