The 2nd Annual TTP Golf Classic

[Yoda]

Watch it!

Yes, or end with 12 r's. If he could read he could pick up a dictionary and look it up at least.


I was just giving him a hard time that's all, I wasn't trying to be KNVB or TR, why would i want to be?

The Grammar Police have access to the Witness Protection files so be careful.

 

[Dude]

Dumb & Dumber

Referring to KNVB or TheRob as “Grammar Police” is akin to referring to George W. Bush as a Rhode Scholar.

Setting the record straight,

Bubba Clinton.

 

[knvb]

Couple more...

or Yoda as funny and you not a cnut.

 

[Dude]

Friendless Cnut.

Insulting me won't help you in your chances to be my friend.

 

[Yoda]

Sides

Dude, If I take your side can I be your friend?

To be on topic, I can't wait to be the TTP Golf Tourney Champions for 2003.

 

[One Dart]

You're not in my group though.

 

[Yoda]

Well then.

You better get switched to my group then.

 

[Rangerforever]

Fcuk that.

 

[Yoda]

Like to here

RF,
That's what I like to hear.

Good golf trip by chance? Hope your swing is all sorted out.

 

[TheRob]

Why don't you just give him a blow job tomorrow night at NAP. Spare us the sucking off here.

You have to drink you know. It's the rules.

I think that as groups finish up they should gather around the 18th and form a gallery. The people coming in later would feel like pro's. Except Fastshow. He's already a pro. He's Mr. England you know.

 

[Yoda]

Can't gather

RF and I wont' be able to gather as we will be sucking each other off in the clubhouse.


As the designated driver (again), I won't won't be getting to intoxicated because I have to drive your sorry ass around (again).



Speaking of which, does anyone want to trade passengers for the ride to KOB's, although I can't guarantee he won't puke in your car.

 

[Guinness]

Missing in Action???

Where the fcuk is Jimmy Holiday???

 

[Yoda]

How about

If we are going to crowd around the 18th green to watch the last groups come in like the pros do then should't our group be the last group? The leaders are always in the last group of the day.

Not only that, I wouldn't want to be standing anywhere near the clubhouse, let alone the green, when TheRob hits into the 18th.

 

[TheRob]

This coming from the guy who gave one lovely bride a black eye on her wedding day? Sheesh.

 

[Dude]

RF and I wont' be able to gather as we will be sucking each other off in the clubhouse.

That's a disturbing thought for anyone other than KNVB. For him, it's just exciting.

Sick, queer, Cnut.

 

[Yoda]

ooops

Did you see her? It was an improvement.

 

[Rangerforever]

Re: Find your game son.....

Originally posted by Guinness
Where the fcuk is Jimmy Holiday???

Listen pal, insted of trying to find Jimmy, do your foursome a favour and try and find your golf game.




Suckingoffforever

 

[TheRob]

Important Announcment!

There has been a good turnout for this years tournament. We have surpassed last years total for players and I'm sure that Saturday will be a blast. There will be one thing missing though. Well, actually six thingsbut one in general.

Everyones favorite female pisstaker Sexual Chocolate won't be attending this years tourney due to worldly cmmitments, so on her behalf, and without any consoltation whatsoever from anyone else invloved, I hereby declare this years tournament will be re-named to.............The Sexual Chocolate TTP Golf Classic unless anyone has a problem with that. Then maybe I won't.

 

[SC]

truly embarrased

Is this because I promised you the....

Shite, I would like to thank...and yes, don't forget...and Regs for being there when I needed TTP most.

HAVE A BLAST GUYS and Tiff I am truly sad to be missing this years epic event!

+SC

 

[Spazz]

Hey SC

I'd dedicate my game to you but since I can't play worth shite (probably like most of these high rollers on here) I'll just have a drink for you @ KOB's!

Too bad you can't make it......

Spazz