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Yoda

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Kurgan

I don't know about bowling shoes but these retro golf shoes might be to your liking.

You can get them at your local Nevada Bob's for a measly $140.
 

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Re: Let the slagging begin!

Originally posted by TheRob
May as well do this now so side bets and stuff can be set up. Plus, I'm bored.

The groups have been pulled from the magic purple bag. They are as follows.

Group 1

Steve Mcaww
KOB's #2
KOB's #3
KOB's #4

Group 2

Fastshow
The Panel
Kurgan
Hammerhead

Group 3

Gavin
Tiff
Gregor

Group 4

Buckfast
Coach
Downtown
Woodsy

Group 5

Hands of Stone
Guinness
Demolition

Group 6

Screw You Captain
One Dart
The Power

Group 7

Dude
Notty
Yoda
Breadguy

Group 8

TheRob
Regs
knvb
Rangerforever

There you have'em. Let the side bets and the piss taking begin.:D There are some specific rules in Texas Scramble regarding threesomes. I'll have to get my hands on them and either post here or let those groups know at the tourney. If anyone knows them please feel free to post.
 

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Tee Times

Is the first tee time at 1:00?

If it is I guess I show around 1:00 so I can be early for my 1:49 tee time.
 

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Actually the first Tee time is at 1:30pm. So you'll probably be off at around 2:34pm. After you're done we'll see you at the Sundowner. Save us a table ok?
 

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Screw You Captain One Dart The Power

Like I don't see those assholes enough!

Oh, well, your loss. I won't put a Poweresque guarantee on the line, but rest assured, the real race is now for second place. We managed to tie the parent's church tourney carrying our deadweight father with a -9 at Northview (or something like that).

Also, more good news: the horn has been found!

~sycwonderinghowwe'lldivvyupthemicrowave
 

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Will the other two be able to carry the "dead weight" of SYC when he has his horn shoved half way up his arse?
 

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Dress code

TheRob, can you get yeah or nae on the dress attire??? I don't want to wear a shirt with a collar on the weekend if I don't fcuking need to!!! ;)


Ps. I still think they are pompus arseholes!!! :knvb: :knvb: :knvb:

PPs. HOS and Guinness to join Bucky, Downtown and RF in wearing Rangers jerseys!!!

Guinness/HOSwillturnthattwatDemointoaGersupporter!!!:p
 

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Last time I played there I wore my German National Team jersey. It has a collar. They didn't have a problem with that.

I beleive shirts need collars and your shorts must be tailored. Not sure about soft spikes and hard spikes, but we can just play dumb. Not a problem for some people around here.;)
 

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OK

Sweet, 2:34 tee time, Sundowner after.

I can't wait!!

See you guys there. If you get there before me order me a Seabreeze, I'm getting hammered for sure.
 

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No way

Sorry Gong Show I don't remember what your talking about.............seriously I don't remember!

:eek:

Kokanee Gold baby, Kokanee Gold

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Re: Let the slagging begin!

Originally posted by TheRob
There are some specific rules in Texas Scramble regarding threesomes. I'll have to get my hands on them and either post here or let those groups know at the tourney. If anyone knows them please feel free to post.

These are the rules our company uses for our golf tournaments.


1. Each team consists of four players. All players tee off.

2. The best shot is selected and all players play from that position.

3. Again the best shot is selected and all players play from that position. This is continued until the ball is holed out.

4. If the team is less than four players then an extra shot can be alternated amongst the team so that four shots are played from each position.

5. As an option to insure that all players contribute all teams must use at least three tee shots from each player.

6. Once the ball is holed the hole is finished even if there is still a team member to play.

7. Each team must use at least 4, tee shots from each player.

8. Otherwise all rules of golf apply.

TR, do these sound about right or Tourney?
 

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OOPS

We actually eliminated # 5 and increased it to 4 shots per player instead of 3. I guess I forgot to eliminate that from my list:eek:
 

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Sorry about the cart, and for launching one into the Solarium last year.

In advance: sorry about the cart, and for launching one into the Solarium this year.


Can't wait guys! It's going to be a blast. Who the hell is breadguy?
:confused:
 

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Originally posted by Demolition
Count me in for golf and dinner. That is if I make it to dinner.
Last time I went to one of these tourneys I only made it to the 10th hole (just a warning to anyone who gets paired up with moi:D )!!

Cheque is on its way!!

Reposting this for HOS and Guinness sake.
Why do I forsee HOS in worse shape than me at this thing:eek:
 

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This is a Classic

Originally posted by Demolition
[B Why do I forsee HOS in worse shape than me at this thing:eek: [/B]

This is too funny, HOS gets paired with the two Wee Men of TTP and all of asudin Demo is worried about HOS.

Don't worry wee man, wear your Rangers Jearsy bring n' 18 pack O' Pilsner with some Trojans and K-Y, and all will be OK.

I am worried that the Mighty HOS has been paired with the Wee Men of TTP (Guinny and Demo) and they will not be able to handle the H.O.S.

First things first Demo, Friulli will be beating your Treveso on Sunday, and then you will be carrying my beer on Saturday. Guinny you can hold the Umbrella for me, my fair skin can not be out for too long.

HOS is ready to dominate
 

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Modified!

Ok, due to a foursome deciding they wanted to be a threesome and not telling us:rolleyes:the groups have been modified somewhat. They are as follows:

Group 1

Steve Mcaww
Rangerforever
KOB's #3
KOB's #4

Group 2

Guinness
Demolition
Yoda
Breadguy

Group 3

Gavin
Tiff
Gregor
Notty

Group 4

Buckfast
Coach
Downtown
Woodsy

Group 5

Dude
Screw You Captain
One Dart
The Power

Group 6

Fastshow
The Panel
Kurgan
Hammerhead

Group 7

TheRob
Regs
knvb
Hands of Stone

So now the side bets can get started and the pisstaking can begin. First tee time is at 1:30pm. Carts are availible at the pro shop and cost extra. Probably around $15 per person. Once you're finished your round you can either have some pints and wait for the rest of us to finish or you can head straight to KOB's. Here's hoping the weather is good.:D:D:D

Here is a link to the Weather Networks Golf Report.
 
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