Dial 9-1-1
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Police, Fire, or Ambulance?
"Hello? I need help please."
"Yes, sir. You've dialed the right number. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"I'd like to report an assault. Halfvolley pissed on me."
"So the police?"
"Yes, but he also kicked me in the nuts."
"Do you need medical assistance? Do you need an ambulance?"
"Yes, but I've also been burned and torched by my old team mate, Lionheart."
"So the fire department?"
"I think I need all three. You can find me in Carebear's doghouse with AU RAZOR."
"AU RAZOR? Is he as sharp as he sounds?"
"Not exactly."
"Is he as cool as KNVB?"
"Highly unlikely. But he's got the CAPS LOCK THING REALLY WORKING FOR HIM."
"Alright. And your name, sir?
"Cartdriver."
"Emergency personnel are on their way. Can you describe what you look like so we can quickly identify you?"
"Hello? I need help please."
"Yes, sir. You've dialed the right number. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"I'd like to report an assault. Halfvolley pissed on me."
"So the police?"
"Yes, but he also kicked me in the nuts."
"Do you need medical assistance? Do you need an ambulance?"
"Yes, but I've also been burned and torched by my old team mate, Lionheart."
"So the fire department?"
"I think I need all three. You can find me in Carebear's doghouse with AU RAZOR."
"AU RAZOR? Is he as sharp as he sounds?"
"Not exactly."
"Is he as cool as KNVB?"
"Highly unlikely. But he's got the CAPS LOCK THING REALLY WORKING FOR HIM."
"Alright. And your name, sir?
"Cartdriver."
"Emergency personnel are on their way. Can you describe what you look like so we can quickly identify you?"