The 2003 Co-ed match reports, and witty banter thread.

[kurgan]

Man Arrested for Firing Half-Baked Weapon

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man for firing potatoes at passers-by with a home-made bazooka, authorities in the western city of Essen said on Friday.

"It was like a bazooka that fired potatoes," a spokesman for police in Essen said. "Jolly dangerous from close range."

Police said the weapon consisted of about five feet of drainpipe attached to an aerosol can which the man ignited to propel the root vegetables toward their targets.

"He was plastered and probably thought it was fun," the spokesman said.

The 33-year-old man is now under investigation for attempting to cause bodily harm and violating gun laws.

 

[Regs]

That is fcuking classic!

 

[Jinky]

Look at that.

Firearms and alcohol.

It's like they located a U.S. embassy in the middle of Osler.

 

[kurgan]

Osler?

That was from John Oliver. One of the more militarized zones of the city...

 

[SC]

fcuken classic Kurgs/Regs...

I think they were actually firing towards the Young Guns in that very same shot...(if memory serves correctly)

Did anyone top the potato launcher or the 3 man water balloon contraptions this year?

+SC

 

[Notty]

Classic...but Notty was nowhere near the field when "someone" brought that weapon of mass destruction!

Word on the street is that a multi billion-dollar deal has been made with Sadam and Osama to produce potato cannons for their next attack on the American war machine! Down with BUSH!!