NHL in General.

[Jimmy Holiday]

Carolina Hurricanes

Loved them when they were the Whalers and are having a good start to the season for their standards.Kapanen is the bomb

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Ballboy

Ballboy,

What was that response all about?

Hab fans,

The wheels will start falling off(actually, they already have) and your beloved Habs will get thumped by Washington tomorrow night, leading to a home loss against Buffalo who owns Mon. As for the Flyers, I am not concerned at all. Teams know they are the team to beat in the East this year and everyone is gunning for them.... Philadelphia WILL be ahead of Montreal at the end of the year (again) so watch the Flyers start a nice unbeaten run, after they play my 2nd favorite team, Detroit, tonight. BTW, tonight's game will be a tie.

Captain Flyer

 

[Captain Shamrock]

He may be the bomb......

but the bomb has just exploded. He is out for a couple of weeks with an injury....


Captain

 

[Regs]

Fcuk off!

Please tell me you are only takin the piss!!!

Not Sami!!!!!!!

~TB.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Check it out.......

Carolina
GOALIES SA SV
Barrasso 28 27
PLAYER TOI G A +/- SOG PIM
Adams (RW) 7:58 0 0 0 1 0
Battaglia (LW) 11:52 0 0 0 1 0
Brind'Amour (C) 15:08 0 0 0 0 0
Cole (LW) 8:28 0 0 -1 0 0
Daniels (LW) 9:11 0 0 0 0 2
Francis (C) 9:40 0 0 -1 0 2
Holden (C) 4:06 0 0 0 1 0
Langdon (LW) 4:35 0 0 0 0 2
Malik (D) 14:35 0 0 0 1 0
O'Neill (C) 9:05 0 0 -1 1 2
Ozolinsh (D) 8:47 0 0 -1 0 2
Tanabe (D) 10:36 0 0 0 1 2
Vasicek (C) 7:32 0 0 0 0 0
Wallin (D) 12:46 0 0 0 0 0
Ward (D) 15:02 0 0 -1 0 0
Wesley (D) 15:11 0 0 0 1 0
Westlund (LW) 11:12 0 0 0 1 0
Willis (RW) 7:51 0 0 0 0 0

This is Carolina's line-up tonight against the Islanders. I heard last night on the audio broadcast of the first leg of the home and home something about an undisclosed shoulder injury? Hopefully for Sami's sake, it is nothing serious, but for other poolsters who have him, at least a couple of weeks, the length of time that Shitforbrains Bertuzzi is out.....

Captain

 

[hammerhead]

Carolina has always been an Enigma to me. There are so many questionmarks. I have always liked Brindamour, Francis, O Neill and Kapanen. Irbe, however makes me scratch my head. Standout some days then he stinks the joint out others. Its got to be hard for the other players never knowing which Irbe is going to show up.

And they have ugly jerseys

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hab nots.........

So far, so good.....

First Period
Montreal - 9:17, Brisebois 1 (Brunet, Dackell)

Second Period
Washington - 1:07, Bondra 6 (power play) (Oates)

Washington - 1:56, Jagr 2 (Reekie)

Washington - 6:22, Linden 1 (power play) (Bondra, Gonchar)

Washington - 12:54, Bondra 7 (power play) (Gonchar, Ferraro)

Tomorrow, Buffalo will win 3-2. Fcuk, I hate the Habs.


Captain

 

[The Apprentice]

Captain,

EAT ASS

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Unlucky

Apprentice,

An unlucky weekend for your beloved Habs. I would hate to say I told you so but I told you so . The bubble has burst and before the end of November, Montreal will be below .500. They are crap......


Final 1st 2nd 3rd Total
Buffalo 1 0 2 3
Montreal 0 0 1 1




Scoring Summary
First Period
Buffalo - 1:42, Kozlov 5 (Zhitnik, S Barnes)

Second Period
None

Third Period
Montreal - 16:33, Zednik 1 (Gilmour, Rucinsky)
Buffalo - 16:55, C Gratton 2 (Afinogenov, Mckee)
Buffalo - 19:40, Rasmussen 1 (empty net) (Brown)



Final 1st 2nd 3rd Total
Washington 1 1 1 3
Philadelphia 2 3 1 6




Scoring Summary
First Period
Philadelphia - 7:44, Recchi 1 (power play) (Leclair, Roenick)
Washington - 15:37, Jagr 3 (Dahlen, Halpern)
Philadelphia - 19:02, Recchi 2 (Desjardins, Roenick)

Second Period
Washington - 1:59, Nikolishin 2 (Zubrus, Linden)
Philadelphia - 11:12, Leclair 5 (Recchi, Johnsson)
Philadelphia - 11:49, Weinrich 2 (Ranheim, Manderville)
Philadelphia - 16:42, Leclair 6 (power play) (Desjardins, Gagne)

Third Period
Philadelphia - 4:56, Recchi 3 (shorthanded) (Roenick)
Washington - 12:43, Dahlen 4 (Gonchar)


Captain who doesn't feel the need to eat ass .

It looks like Montreal have a few days to lick their wounds. Next game for Montreal is on Friday.

Prediciton Buffalo 3 Montreal 0

 

[The Apprentice]

eat ass part 3

Captain it is easy for you to cheer for a flyers team that has the ability to go out and spend over 60 million to sign monkeys like roenick and leclair. Habs fans are genuine and when your beloved flyers get knocked out of the playoffs "again", you'll be the first one crying a river. Habs will grab that final play-off spot in the east and anything else that will come from that is a bonus. Not the most skilled team but they work harder than all those pansies the flyers have.

theapprenticewhoisawaitingcaptainsreply.

 

[The Apprentice]

GO HABS GO

have a nice day captain

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Hmmmmmm

Apprentice,

You have once again displayed your limited amount of hockey knowledge. The Flyers are a very hard working and skilled team. Montreal has no talent, size, or goaltending. That formula equals failure The Flyers will win the East this year but will struggle to beat the Western representative.

Montreal will finish 5th from the bottom and miss the playoffs , AGAIN.


Captain who is hoping the Apprentice cuts down his 'lerb' smoking long enough to realise that Montreal is a crap team

BTW, I like you NO FLYERS effort. Well done. Unfortunately, my computer skills are limited, much like your knowledge in hockey, so I will be unable to duplicate the feat......

 

[Mr Coppertone]

Captian

The flyers are never going to win the cup with this team. THe team has a bunch of babies on the team. Roenick(Sp?) is a bitch. I don't think that he is the player that you guys put him up to be. he is a 70 point man and a good second line center if that.

 

[The Apprentice]

Ya, my knowledge of hockey is not as high as yours because you know how to post the scoring summary of every habs and flyers game. Just using my little knowledge to let you know that after 8 games both the habs and flyers have 9 points.

The flyers would have trouble beating the top team in the west but don't look forward to them playing some one from the west during the play-offs, because they'll be out first round.

Habs will make a run like they did in 93. Gauranteed

 

[Jimmy Holiday]

Carolina Hurricanes

All you guys talking about the Habs and the Flyers,beware of the Hurricanes.They had a tough go against the Islanders but will be back with avengence

Go Canes Go

BTW

Brian Burke is a knob

 

[The Apprentice]

Jimmy,

They sent your Sami Kapanen Fan club membership to my house by accident. Come pick it up or I might steal the figurine that came with it.

 

[Mr Coppertone]

Mark Parrish

What does everyone think of Mark Parrish. Is he just a fluke or will he have a 40 - 50 goal season.

 

[Zaurrini]

FLYERS

The Flyers have a new Captain.

Desjardins stepped down and is replaced by
Primeau.

Any thoughts? Captain?

Why not LeClair or Recchi?

 

[The Apprentice]

Probably bot Leclair because Mangement figure he will only play in half of the games this year. And rechhi is not a captain he is an excellent player but doesn't seem like the captain type.

Fil,

wait till Captain Shamrock pops around and he'll give you a three page explanation on why Primeau is wearing the "c".

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I'm surprise and not surprised....

I am not surprised that an ex-Hab had to give up his role as captain because he couldn't handle the pressure. There is obviously immense pressure when you're playing on a contender like the Flyers, and a city that demands so much from its team. What do Montreal fans know about following sports teams? Fcuk all. Anyway, it is about time they have a new Captain, one who shows the true desire that symbolizes the Flyers.

As for the new choice, I am surprised. I thought Recchi would be the logical choice(apparently LeClair isn't the brightest fellow in the world) but he too played for the Hapless ones. So they have a captain now, who will drop the gloves with anyone if he is called to do so, and one who will lead by example.


Who is Montreal's poof of a captain now?

Captain