Fraser Valley Summer Soccer league 2005

[Demolition]

The Muckers game is Wednesday @ 7pm at exhibition park (Rotary)

 

[coach]

No worries Cappy, we play next Tuesday back in Langley.

We play those young running bucks from Fraser Valley College this Weds boys.

I am personally picking up Pasqua to make sure he makes it.

Leatch is still in rough shape from his England vs USA trip to Chicago on the weekend, so he is dicey?

Demo make sure all the boys are going to be out on Weds evening big man.

No BBQ, to much of a road trip. H O S , are you making the road trip this week?

BBQ for sure next week as Captain makes his debut.

 

[Cantuzzi]

aresenal(2) 1 Justice 0

This was a typical summer league game with hacks and wacks all over the park and lots of bitching but this time from the other team... Score should have been at least 4 to nil but some terrible finishing on our part kept it a close game - I have to say for a team full of cops there was alot of bitching especially the big guy at the back who made it clear he will not take orders from anyone on our team.... ok thanks for that...

 

[Captain Shamrock]

No worries Cappy, we play next Tuesday back in Langley.

We play those young running bucks from Fraser Valley College this Weds boys.

I am personally picking up Pasqua to make sure he makes it.

Leatch is still in rough shape from his England vs USA trip to Chicago on the weekend, so he is dicey?

Demo make sure all the boys are going to be out on Weds evening big man.

No BBQ, to much of a road trip. H O S , are you making the road trip this week?

BBQ for sure next week as Captain makes his debut.

Fcuk, that's a lot of pressure, Coach. Do I have to bring weiners to the party? Do I have to play a certain amount of seconds before partaking in any other activities? Way too much money to think about. The good thing is, I still have my discretionary day to use. It just might be on Wednesday.

 

[shaven]

Mission SC 3-2 Abby SC

Chippy match...horrible refereeing...good result for us.

What kind of ref calls no less than THREE PK's in one match (last week, our game vs Justice), then another one the following week involving one of the same teams??? I thought I had stepped back in time . What a terrible display of officiating.

~Shaven

 

[coach]

Nice Mucker Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muckers 5 - Fraser Valley College 0

The boys played well tonight.and FVC (including Shayne Mumory and Andrew Slain) were totally outplayed and put to bed early!

Pasqua and Brian Donald made there Mucker debut and they did not disapoint.

Millar with a beauty, C J hos with the goal of the night.( 23 yard bender in the top corner.) Well done H O S , you are a beauty buddie boy.

KNVB with an absolute cracker SOLO run from 45 yards out, Davey beats five lads and very cheekishly CHIPS the keeper who falls into the back of the net.

Pasqua with an absolute Stunner Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can honestly not remember who got the fifth boys?

Muckers are on a roll. Next week Captain makes his debut.
Next Tuesday we are going to BBQ steaks after the game.

God Bless the Mighty Mighty Muckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S. Dan Penner made his Mucker Debut. You all remember Dan don't you????

 

[Hands of Stone]

Nice Mucker Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KNVB with an absolute cracker SOLO run from 45 yards out, Davey beats five lads and very cheekishly CHIPS the keeper who falls into the back of the net.

The best part of this goal was knvb gettign wacked while he was doing his checky little chip, very nice egg on his ankle.

As for the night it was magic, saw CJBike up front with Pasque and in the back with Donald, both places he was out of shape, but the kid still has a touch and the BICK Attempt was something, if it was not for Shoey and his shut-out performance. Penner was outstanding, to make saves like that with no Pinky, you would have to be the Fonz.

Nice to win on the road even thought it took a hour to get there, but after seeing the Mighty Muckers tonight, I don't think anyone can knock us off, not even you Langley.

Good luck to all the Rangers in the Golf Tourney this weekend, see you on Tuesday, even if that Bastard Captain is out.

hos

 

[Demolition]

Definately a great Mucker night considering about 5 hours prior to kick off we were sitting at only 8 confirmed players .
Coach, the other goal was also Knvb as that bastard had 2 tonight .

 

[knvb]

Am I the only one to see HoS' goal? He was only nine bloody yards out and if he was 5 yards further back the damn thing had enough spin on it that it would have gone for a throw in. I think he broke his toe nail on the shot too... That said; his missed tricycle attempt received a 9.99 from the judges for style and form but 4.2 for contact. Easily the greatest miss of the young season so far.

If anyone wishes to dispute this please post tonight. I think I'll be up for the next 9 hours trying to wait out the Molson Kick buzz I have. Fcuking tre-men-dous choice in beer Demo. I have an idea too why don't you wait until we are completely out of pints and Millar is in the middle of one of his long arse stories before you go on a beer run. It wouldn't be smart to do that when there is still pints left would it? Nipple.

Well, I think I'm going to do 2000002 push up's and go for a run now.


BTW, I'm now 2 goals and a meg up on the big Z and only 3 back of Millar for Golden boot.


Ps. I typed this all in 3.6 seconds.

 

[coach]

Yeah ,Yeah , Demo.

That was classic Mucker Ball tonight and yes HOS, we now will not be knocked off.

Z you missed a good one buddy boy.

Mucker ball is here to stay!


Captian ? What time can we pick you up next week.

Game Plan.

Game
Beers
BBQ
Beers
Gabbys
Casino.

Cappy, what do you think?

Coach

 

[Demolition]

To add to Coach's last post. It might be a good Idea for the Muckers to take Next Wednesday off. I'm thinking Tuesday night is going to be.................we'll just have to wait and see now. Won't we .

 

[Frevo]

I'd just like to say first of all that considering that we had our opportunites inspight of being out "mucked"... (this was not a pretty game by any standards), and that the outcome on the night probably would have been the same with your keeper certainly earning his clean sheet.

I wonder though what made the ref decide to start calling the game evenly after we were down five goals? He all the sudden realized we were getting $hit pumped and felt sorry? What a joke! I understand that your resume's may have earned you the right to some liberties and protection from the ref but that was sad. He must have eaten estrogen pills prior to the match. Every bit of touch/bump he blew down because it was too rough, and if anyone griped he got offended and insulted and wanted to talk it over so we understood his feelings? What a suck. If it's a foul blow it down and let us get on with the play. We don't need an explanation for your actions every damn time. Nor do we want to form support groups on the field and resolve our differences. Sometimes, it's just part of the game. Like I said earlier I doubt the outcome would have changed a whole lot on the night... credit where credit's due.

Do whistles qualify as an accessory? Is it still called a transvestite when a woman dresses up as a man?

 

[Demolition]

Well here's the standings for the A division


...............................Gp.....W.....L.....T.....GF......GA.......PTS
Cascades...................4......2......1.....1....10........9........5
Muckers.....................3......2......1.....0....14........5........4
Lagers.......................4......1......1.....2.....6.........6........4
Arsenal......................4......1......2.....1.....7........11.......3
Impact.......................4......1......2.....1.....8.......13........3

 

[Demolition]

I wonder though what made the ref decide to start calling the game evenly after we were down five goals? He all the sudden realized we were getting $hit pumped and felt sorry? What a joke! I understand that your resume's may have earned you the right to some liberties and protection from the ref but that was sad.

What do you mean, start calling the game evenly? You guys got away with quite a few cheap shots yourselves. No one on our team needs protectionfrom anyone. We can handle ourselve just fine, but when your guys start hacking ankles from behind (Knvb's chip shot goal ) or your guys beaking off after tackling someone (Zack I think it was) what do you expect is going to happen? The return match on our home park should be a good one.

 

[Regs]

No one on our team needs protectionfrom anyone

Everyone is already divorced then?

 

[Frevo]

What do you mean, start calling the game evenly? You guys got away with quite a few cheap shots yourselves. No one on our team needs protectionfrom anyone. We can handle ourselve just fine, but when your guys start hacking ankles from behind (Knvb's chip shot goal ) or your guys beaking off after tackling someone (Zack I think it was) what do you expect is going to happen? The return match on our home park should be a good one.

I didn't say you need protection, I meant that you've earned it. I was being respectful of my elders who've obviously played some high level ball. It's also evident from the size of you mother's that you can probably take care of yourselves. The point was not that obvious calls were being made but that phantom calls were also making regular appearences on your teams behalf. Probably because of your teams collective experience.

Not two plays prior to the chip shot goal I was slid from behind had both ankles clipped, no contact with the ball and no card... Then your guy gets slid or clipped or what have you, scores and we are handed a yellow. That's an example that pretty much summed up the first two thirds of the game. I'm not complaining about your teams play. Just the referee's apparent bias.

Like I said we didn't slot our chances and so regardless of the ref'ing I think the outcome would have remained the same.

As far as beaking goes... fairly classless all around. Ask yourself this; if you think that a player on an opposing team is a wanker for yapping and so three of your own players yap back for the next 20 minutes, are your guys not wankers also? Doesn't three qualify as a circle jerk? haha j/k.

Who did you guys lose too?

 

[jbeck]

Well here's the standings for the A division


...............................Gp.....W.....L.....T.....GF......GA.......PTS
Cascades...................4......2......1.....1....10........9........5
Muckers.....................3......2......1.....0....14........5........4
Lagers.......................4......1......1.....2.....6.........6........4
Arsenal......................4......1......2.....1.....7........11.......3
Impact.......................4......1......2.....1.....8.......13........3

Credit to the Muckers for some fine play last night in completely outplaying us. Granted we were missing some guys--a goalie first and foremost--but on this night that wouldn't have made much difference in the result. We simply didn't show up.

As for the standings, why the fcuk don't they give 3 points for a win like every other league in the world?? This isn't hockey folks...although some of the late challenges last night may not of been out of place in a rink.

 

[Regs]

Best league in the province only awards 2 points as well.

At least the last Captain Shamrock posted about it

 

[Hands of Stone]

It is the Valley League, I think the motto is "Kissing your Sister is not that Bad, because you only 2 points for a win."

By the way knvb, I am at two goals also, no megs, but two Bikes, only 3 back of Thriller. Still waiting for knvb to try and bike, I will drive you to the Hospital.

hos

 

[knvb]

That's right, Z that Ceejtricycle guy has 2 more than you too... BTW, HoS, you've only made actual contact with one of those bikes "attempts." The diving header you had late was only inches from being a touch of class though.

I like this Michel Plantini lad, he's rather funny. I assume you weren't the one trying break my ankle last night? Don't worry if you were, you wouldn't be the first...

I don't know the team we lost to but it was in game 1. We also only had 8 guys out and lost 5-4 I think.