Div 1 Div 1A Results

[Captain Shamrock]

ilovecaptainsgrammerskills!

gramma r

Please, don't be a putz. Say what you want about me, but accept the fact you are a shoc-king player and you belong to a shoc-king team. I would be very sad if you were demoted to DIV 2........... Lord knows you guys deserve to stay in Div. 1............

1 Clan Alumni 17 15 1 1 60 17 46
2 Sikh Temple "A" 14 11 2 1 46 16 35
3 Norvan "A" 15 7 4 4 35 23 25
4 Club Ireland 16 6 4 6 33 30 22
5 Binger's Army 15 6 2 7 18 39 20
6 Serbian White Eagles 14 4 3 7 16 29 15
7 Meralomas "A" 16 4 2 10 15 23 14
8 Hagar's "A" 15 3 4 8 16 31 13
9 Peg-Olys 15 1 8 6 15 25 11
10 WFC Bimini's 15 3 2 10 13 34 11

 

[club_i_champ]

LT Wanker

# Team GP W T L GF GA PTS
1 Clan Alumni 17 15 1 1 60 17 46
2 Sikh Temple "A" 14 11 2 1 46 16 35
3 Norvan "A" 15 7 4 4 35 23 25
4 Club Ireland 16 6 4 6 33 30 22
5 Binger's Army 15 6 2 7 18 39 20
6 Serbian White Eagles 14 4 3 7 16 29 15
7 Meralomas "A" 16 4 2 10 15 23 14
8 Hagar's "A" 15 3 4 8 16 31 13
9 Peg-Olys 15 1 8 6 15 25 11
10 WFC Bimini's 15 3 2 10 13 34 11
7 Meralomas "A" 16 4 2 10 15 23 14

What are you so happy about?
Your first win in 13 games must feel good for you muckers

Keep your head up though son.

Champ

 

[LT Walker]

hey keeper you played well; the only "hitch" was your defence cause i know they were terrible!!!


the last frew (fromNO2) should be interesting




fromthemerrylomaswithonestrongforward!

the name says it all his name is " "!

dazza this is for you cutie (b)

 

[Captain Shamrock]

LT,


It really is time for you to give Dazza a nice gobble. Obviously, you are infatuated with Dazza's bollocks and mickey gilley.......SO, you may as well finish the business. Congrats on finishing below us. I know Dazza guaranteed that the mighty Meralomas would finish ahead of us....... but unfortunately for you, you turned out to be the muckers we said you were from the very start. Go lick Boogienight's balls, because he would probably appreciate it. If he doesn't accept, then go to I LOVE SHEEP. He would be more than willing to accept. Thanks for coming out, you smelly cnut.


Captain

 

[The Teacher]

Clan smoking us

OK, so we lost 6-0, but the score really doesn't dictate the play... actually, we should have lost 17-0.
Actually, Clan scored on the first 5 shots they took, an amazing stat indeed. The positive points in this game for us is the fact that we did hold them to one goal in the second half. Also, we did have a breakaway, a penalty shot (sweet conversion by Didi...noooooot) and a 40 yard shot that was actually fairly hard.

Incidently, if your team is up 5 goals and you score again, should you celebrate like the world cup?
IDIOT.

Yep, we are battling it out in our quest for futility, however, next week we are going to win - that would double our wins for the season

 

[CDK]

Re: Clan smoking us

Originally posted by The Teacher


Incidently, if your team is up 5 goals and you score again, should you celebrate like the world cup?
IDIOT.

Yes, you should celebrate every goal like it's the greatest goal ever scored. One of my all time favorite goal celebrations is Over the top's greek dance with the "OPA!" after he slaps his foot with his hand.

 

[Keeper]

Re: Lomas v. Bimini's

Fcuk me, I'm still gutted.

The Lomas started off with a quick one in the first 5 (so it seemed): plastering one off the bar and slotting the rebound from 8 yards. 1-0.

The rest of the first was virtually all Westside including a wicked first timer of the post seconds before the half-time whistle. It was only a matter of time before Westside would've tied it up.

So we thought.

Again, it took less than 10 minutes for the Lomas to completely deflate our confidence. Pressure, pressure, pressure and L'orange come down one time - one-on-one - and slot a goal. 2-0, and we're gutted.

A third, mid-way through, followed by a Bimini's PK left it at 3-1. They can thank their lucky stars that we couldn't finish a thing. All our shots went wide, high, or straight at the keeper.

 

[lawts]

Lomas win, I don't beleive it. Three goals in one game that must double our goals for the year. LT or No2 just wondering who played net last game I heard scotty was gone this weekend.
Congrats on the win.

lawts

Ihateontarioandthefukcin'snow.

 

[NO2]

Lawts


Rankin decided to stay, thank goodness, or it would've been boyce in net How was that long uncomfortable bus ride?? Things are looking alright for us now....On to the Sihk's.

Enjoy the cold and those crappy Leafs




No2

 

[boogienights]

sikhs 4 bingers 1,

Bingers played the Temple even in the first half. Stripes was plain awful. Our sweeper was chopped badly in the first fifteen and had to be subbed. No call. Brutal. Stripes then blew an offside call with the Sikh player in cold. Tough call for the Sikhs. Even up call for the Army. 10 minutes into the 2nd and the zebra gives the Temple a PK. Players from both teams were shocked. 1 - 0 Sikhs. The PK goal gave the Sikhs some life. They finished well. The Bingers had chances but were unlucky, nailing two cross bars and having a sure goal cleared by a Sikh defender off the line. Obvious hand ball in the Temple box should have been an automatic PK for the Army nevermind the chance to make up for the previous PK. All in all the Army battled well while missing our three big men in the middle of the park. The Sikhs were missing a couple of their big guns as well. Bingers were unlucky not to have come up at least a tie.

Boogienights

 

[boogienights]

predictions

Congats to the Army for securing a division one spot for next year. We now focus our attention on catching those iresome bastards. We need help from Hagars this week.

Weather permitting:

Bingers ? Serbs ? Too close to call. Serbs need win to insure div one spot. Bingers need win to catch clubbers.

Lomas 1 Sikhs 3 Lomas will battle hard. Sikhs prevail with suberb finishing.

Clan 4 Bimmers 1 Love to see an upset. Miracle or messiah needed.

NorVan 1 Pegs 2 Big upset. Pegs are due.

Hagars 3 Ires 2 Captain Smallrod, while missing his boy toy on the pitch, can not get untracked. Pent up frustration ensues. Go Hagars go.

 

[Regs]

Captain Smallrod, while missing his boy toy on the pitch

I'm pretty sure Parkhead will be playing...

~Regs.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Great stuff, Boogie. I thought you were my boy toy. Regs is far too old for me and Parkhead is too tall. They are also good soccer players. I like to go for guys who can't play worth a fcuk OR like lurking because they are unable to play the sport. You are perfect in both categories. Won't you be my bi-atch, Boogie. My 'Smallrod' could do a job for your virgin ass hole and mickey gilley.

 

[Vinnie]

Captain,

Wow!!
This is a side of your personality I have yet to experience.
You seem alittle on edge these days.
Are you suffering from Reggy withdrawal syndrome?
Anyways, good luck on the rest of the campaign and don't let Boogie get to you.


BTW: Who the fcuk is Binger anyways? Boogie? Anyone?

 

[Home Brew]

An Invitation

Strange post Biteme.

Is that an invitation to the Captain?

Cheers, Sidewinder.

 

[The Teacher]

Sheduling

Every game this year has been on a saturday. The one time our game is on a sunday... Just as I fully jumped on to the Raider band wagon!

theteacherpraysfortherainstocontinue

 

[Vinnie]

Home Brew,

I do quite understand your last post.
For as long as I have known the captain, he has never been
let any TTPer get under his skin as much as Boogie.

As for you, I beleive I know who you are.
You must suffering from Small Man Syndrome
Aren't you suppose to be studying or aleast hanging out at the frat house?

 

[Regs]

"Home Brew" hanging out in a frat house... now, that's funny

~Regs.

 

[One Dart]

Is that where the "meeting" you had to attend last night was Sidewinder? North Burnaby my ass, you were hanging out with Willis and the crew at the frat house.

 

[boogienights]

Kitty Shamrock,

Seems I've struck a chord with my last post. Still smarting are we. Hey Shammy, nothing like a little TTP to let your inner self out.

Praying for sun...and some action for the deprived Kitty Shamrock.


Boogienights