The 2002/2003 Hockey Challenge Piss Taking thread.

[J_B]

Crap

Every time I go and look at my stats I seem to see a familar pattern, these stupid symbols.

I am begining to wonder why I enter, that is right just to give someone my fukcing money.


Cheers
JB

 

[john]

When is the Bullinwall falling.................this just can't last!

John

 

[ParkHead]

It's not looking good for my team, I might have to fire my coach to get this thing turned around. It could be worse I guess, I could be behind the Captain!!

 

[cerebral smallsy]

is bunny laroque available?

what a relief that nabakov got signed. he actually managed to lose points in his debut last nite...nice hold out, wanker.

 

[Dude]

Regs and anyone else who picked Mario: you can thank me now for not taking him. Had I done so, he'd be out with a career ending injury by now, and not racking up the points.

Mario being on top has nothing to do with his tallent, but rather, everything to do with my devine jinxing powers.

You're welcome, in advance.

 

[Regs]

I thank you.

I believe I was the only one in the pool to take him. Just like last year

~Regs.

 

[Dude]

Actually...

I took him last year.

 

[Zaurrini]

Martin Straka

Reports have him being back as early as next week!!!!!


Moving on up,

Zaurrini

 

[john]

Bye bye Allison..................

John

 

[knvb]

IS that you Shitpicks?

1 The Winning Squad 179 51 5.9 78.7 304.2 22.4 304.2 304.2 1.70
2 Regs 178 44 5.5 91.8 283.7 24.3 283.7 283.7 1.59 20.4
3 osame madden 172 60 11.4 76.2 274.8 23.4 274.8 274.8 1.60 29.4
4 KNVB 171 55 11.8 77.2 273.0 18.0 273.0 273.0 1.60 31.2
5 Jimmy Holiday 172 45 9 80.6 272.5 25.3 272.5 272.5 1.58 31.7
6 john peterson 174 55 3.3 78.7 263.0 11.5 263.0 263.0 1.51 41.2
7 DrapinDTM 179 51 10 74.8 258.7 18.6 258.7 258.7 1.45 45.4
8 simon 174 49 9.5 75.1 258.4 22.1 258.4 258.4 1.48 45.8
9 Whirlwind 182 51 16.4 73.9 257.2 37.6 257.2 257.2 1.41 46.9
10 demolition 178 51 12.4 73.4 256.6 20.4 256.6 256.6 1.44 47.6

You've got to be shitting me.

 

[TheRob]

I think that is Ballbaby.

 

[knvb]

35/36

31 Mickster 168 41 15.9 61.2 210.3 24.4 210.3 210.3 1.25 93.8
32 Ginger Tours 162 36 14.2 52.1 207.9 18.7 207.9 207.9 1.28 96.3
33 Kurgan 155 47 13.9 83.8 207.3 20.8 207.3 207.3 1.34 96.9
34 Sage 170 40 10.8 62.9 205.5 17.3 205.5 205.5 1.21 98.7
35 Ballbaby 172 38 7.9 69.7 203.7 17.3 203.7 203.7 1.18 100.5
36 J_B 155 33 3 45.3 163.9 12 163.9 163.9 1.06 140.3

Nope! This is Ballbaby

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Yes, it is I, Captain Shitpicks. I have had a great run lately and I am happy to say that I'm back on top where I belong.


The Winning Shitpicks

 

[Ballbaby]

knvb,

I may not win, but you definitely will not win this pool. Why? Because it's karma baby, karma. You were not meant to win such things. You were meant to win the free small pop at McDonalds or the $2.00 scratch and win but not the $500.00 hockey pool. Don't ask me why you have such karma but it probably has to do with your actions in a previous life. Maybe you bullied midgets or had sex with emus but it's haunting you.

This is my opinion anyway.

 

[Jinky]

More likely bullied emus and had sex with midgets.

BTW,

The captain may not win but you definitely will not win.

ps, why weren't you at the track?

We lit the place on fire so you could visit.

 

[Ballbaby]

Jinky,

I heard the Captain would have his Sinn Fein balaclava on and quite frankly, I was scared.

Did your dad and Mr. Miller join you at the track? Nice fellows, especially as they spit while they talk. Ahh the Scottish!

Just to stay on topic, did you guys discuss the hockey pool at the track?

 

[Jinky]

No they didn't.

Yes they are.

No we didn't.

There you go, now you're up to date.

ps I'm going to miss Allison.

 

[ParkHead]

Captain,

How in the fcuk did you get up the there. Conspiracy!!

 

[Yoda]

Running behind

I just noticed that not only am i 70 points behind the leader, my team has also played 17 games less than his.

Here's hoping that makes up the point difference.

 

[ParkHead]

i see the Captain's team and others just lost a big player do to injury.

poor Tkachuk!!

maybe now I can actually move a couple of places