The 2002/2003 Hockey Challenge Piss Taking thread.

[Regs]

Where the hell did Jimmy get 41 points from?!?!!?

Darcy Tucker's bubble has to burst soon I can't believe a Maple Laugh has the most points so far!

~Regswhoslippedto3rdand10th

 

[Yoda]

Goalies

Round 20

Even though I was on crack when I picked Byron Dafoe while he was unsigned he is still doing better than all 8 clowns that picked Sean Burke.

1 RomanCechman Phi 3 times4 0 2.2 8.5 11.3 5.5 11.3 11.3 2.83
2 Jocel Thibaul Chi 1 times 3 0 2.8 11.1 10.6 11.1 10.6 10.6 3.53
3 Nikolai. Khabibulin TB 5 times 2 0 0 3.1 6.2 0 6.2 6.2 3.08
4 Patrick. Lalime Ott 10 times 3 0 0 6.4 5.3 3.3 5.3 5.3 1.77
5 Evgeni. Nabokov SJ 8 times 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00
6 Byron. Dafoe Bos 1 times 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00
7 Sean. Burke Pho 8 times 3 0 0 -1.4 -1.5 -0.7 -1.5 -1.5 -0.48

 

[Jimmy Holiday]

41 points is that a record

Darcy Tucker's bubble has to burst soon I can't believe a Maple Laugh has the most points so far!

As long as he stays on that top line,his bubble wont burst

BTW

Is 41 points a record for the TTP hockey Pool

 

[cerebral smallsy]

~Regswhoslippedto3rdand10th

might want to take a look further down, i mean way down the list regs. please remove "slipped" from the above quote and substitute "plummetedto6thand19th"

smalleywhoshantcommentonhisplacingcauseheknowsbetter.

 

[TheRob]

I'm coming for you Jimmy.

Best Day: TheRob, 43.5 pts, 19/10/2002

Read it and wheep. Is that some kind of record?

 

[cerebral smallsy]

cujo with the blank sheet ce soir...good news!
even better...san jose goaltender looks brutal. should grow a ponytail and suit up for engayland. nabakov has got to get signed! just an unbiased thought on my part...

 

[ParkHead]

Agreed

Totally unbiased on my part to Cerebral Smallsy but I have to agree after watching that. What could the owner be thinking other than it's time to get nabokov back in Parkhead's lineup- uh I meen the sharks lineup

 

[cerebral smallsy]

ask and thou shall receive! nabakov signed. thinking of moving into the general management field...can't be too hard to get in that line of work can it? i mean if mike milbury and bobby clarke can do it...

 

[ParkHead]

Good job there cerebral smallsy,

I see you can get holdouts under contract, how about getting players who are playing to actually do something. See what you can do about Ohlund, he has done nothing.

 

[knvb]

Pos Name GP G 1 7 30 Wk M PPts Pts/GP Diff. 1st

1 osame madden 115 45 14.7 113.8 198.7 39.4 198.7 198.7 1.73 0
2 KNVB 113 43 26.5 112.3 195.8 37.5 195.8 195.8 1.73 2.8
3 Jimmy Holiday 110 32 16.5 103.1 191.9 26.4 191.9 191.9 1.74 6.8
4 Regs 116 32 22.7 102.3 191.9 36.1 191.9 191.9 1.65 6.8
5 john peterson 113 40 22.7 109.8 184.3 40.0 184.3 184.3 1.63 14.3
6 Hands Of Stone 111 39 10.0 108.3 183.9 34.9 183.9 183.9 1.66 14.8
7 DrapinDTM 120 37 18.4 119.6 183.9 45.8 183.9 183.9 1.53 14.8
8 cerebral smallsy 106 36 10.3 93.0 183.5 24.0 183.5 183.5 1.73 15.1
9 Whirlwind 118 38 10 94.0 183.4 29.7 183.4 183.4 1.55 15.3
10 simon 118 34 12.7 89.9 183.3 30.9 183.3 183.3 1.55 15.4

No pressure Jimmy... Hope I didn't hurt your neck on the way by.

 

[Jimmy Holiday]

Keep Chirping

It's still very early in the season my Spicy HOT DOG eating friend

 

[TheRob]

TheRob has plummeted to 17th place, however, all but three of my players are in action tonight. I expect another monster day. Much like Saturday.

 

[chupacabra]

slow but sure wins the race

Well Ladies, It's always nice to be near the top, but my plan all along was a Cinderella story. I have done the "dead last" thing, now to get on top. Yzerman isn't really helping me at the moment, but he is my "post-all-star-break" secret weapon. When I win, I have already decided how to spend my cash. Real estate, the only truly safe investment.

http://www.surreybcrealestate.com/

Chupacabra...

BTW: I am thinking of the one with the sattelite dishes so back off.

 

[Yoda]

Re: slow but sure wins the race

Originally posted by chupacabra


BTW: I am thinking of the one with the sattelite dishes so back off.

Sorry but we are not selling our house right now. I will let you know when we do though.


Yes Yzerman sucks and I wish Dafoe's agent would get off his ass and get him signed with the St Louis.

 

[Regs]

Who's in first today?

Please tell me it's not Captain Shitpicks

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

#2

0.8 bastard..... 0.8.

 

[Yoda]

Whatever Regs

Lemieux's back will crack sometime in the near future.
Palffy will have that nagging groin injury all season.
Khabibulin will soon be back to normal and the Lightning will be losing games pretty quick.

You'll sink like a stone in no time.

 

[knvb]

Who's in first today?

Please tell me it's not Captain Shitpicks

~KNVB.

 

[Regs]

It's not him

~Regs.

 

[Dude]

I wonder what Guinness thinks about KNVB's hockey knowledge now?

I don't know what I have to do to do well in one of these things. Fcuk...I'm dying in all three I've entered. Maybe I should pick George Best next time- I hear he's a pretty good hockey player...