The 2002/2003 Hockey Challenge Piss Taking thread.

[cerebral smallsy]

Originally posted by Parkhead

Your team is going the wrong way!!! That's a long fall from the top. Bye!!!

when a parkputz falls in a hockey pool can anybody hear?
catchy little tune. music worth dancing to!

 

[ParkHead]

Yes Smallsy, you passed me. But I believe this will be short lived. My team had a case of the flu this weekend



there was NO dancing around here!!

 

[Yoda]

Finally

Dafoe has signed with a team of ringers. Now Atlanta will start winning and Dafoe will take me back to the top of the pool!

Then Edmonton and the Toronto MakemeLaughs will start winning and I'll be in 1st again.

It is possible for a goalie to get 105 points on his own isn't it?

 

[Regs]

That's two days in a row outta the lead spot - fcuking Naslund with 9 points

Tonight sees a large slate of games... It's crunch time!

~Regs.

 

[Ballbaby]

I always take Naslund.......until this year! I have 10 out of 20 picks as leaders in their round, yet I am currently in 14th spot.

Lemieux looked like he was in some pain last night. I think a disc is ready to herniate. I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Regs]

Lemieux looked like he was in some pain last night. I think a disc is ready to herniate. I hope I'm wrong.

Fcuk off

Did you see the abuse he was taking last nite? I thought he was gonna scrap that goon!

On a side note, Naslund's 9 points did help my All Canucks squad which is moving up the standings steadily

~Regs.

 

[Yoda]

I don't know why

Why do I even go in these pools.

Regs fixed is so good fixed at picking teams and even teams that he fixed puts together for fun do really well fixed.


I don't think fixed I can ever fixed beat him fixed in any pool fixed.

 

[knvb]

Leaf cnut...

Top Ten

1 Regs 394 112 14.5 77.8 352.4 14.5 291.8 610.9 1.55 0
2 osame madden 391 128 12 76.0 358.1 13 302.2 608.5 1.56 2.3
3 simon 397 120 12.5 73.7 358.0 12.5 316.7 599.7 1.51 11.1
4 can 404 122 15.1 90.8 359.8 15.1 329.9 594 1.47 16.8
5 DrapinDTM 404 122 9 83.1 342.3 9 302.5 582.4 1.44 28.4
6 Dude 393 121 15.6 92.3 354.1 15.6 317.1 579.2 1.47 31.6
7 john peterson 400 113 15.1 75.8 323.3 15.1 297.4 574.8 1.44 36.1
8 KNVB 390 111 22.6 90.3 316.5 22.6 271.7 570.5 1.46 40.3
9 Jinky 397 117 10.1 69.4 336.6 10.1 293.5 565.6 1.42 45.3
10 Regs' All Canucks 394 111 24.1 94.4 344.0 24.1 315.4 563.1 1.43 47.8

I was in the exact same spot for most, if not all of last years pool. Garry Roberts is a cnut. He stitched me last year and he is doing it again this year.

The Riff Raff

Pos
31 Mickster 377 102 15 65.0 295.4 15 252.0 480.3 1.27 130.6
32 Sage 378 88 15.1 62.1 266.9 15.1 236.9 454.1 1.20 156.8
33 The Winning Squad 371 73 8.5 51.9 248.7 8.5 213.3 442.4 1.19 168.5
34 Ginger Tours 382 81 17.1 67.8 247.1 17.1 218.6 434.2 1.14 176.7
35 Hammerhead 353 84 6.5 43.0 229.4 6.5 194.5 428.8 1.21 182.1
36 J_B 337 74 6.5 35.2 217.5 6.5 193.5 369.4 1.10 241.5

 

[TheRob]

Why don't you post the standings now knvb? Is it because you're falling faster then Jinky skydiving? Thought so.

 

[Regs]

Naslund Sucks!

Nobody is falling faster than me!

Well, until tomorrow I suppose...

Unfortunately, after repeatedly being told a payment was being sent, the pool's current leader has not responded to a final request by email to make good (we gave him a week to respond).

Thus, Osame bin madden's pool entry in null and void.

Good luck to the rest of us!

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

I beg to differ.

1st - 8th - 24th and 208 points back.

 

[knvb]

Check that. 23rd and 214.4 points back.


Much better.

 

[Dude]

Can I buy his pool?

I have the cheque in hand now Regs, ready to be sent off...

 

[BJB]

1 osame madden 724 218 4.6 95.3 396.4 4.6 62.3 1142.7 1.58 0
2 simon 733 215 3.9 87.6 366.3 3.9 57.6 1104.4 1.51 38.3
3 DrapinDTM 752 228 1 95.5 371.7 1 58.4 1092.6 1.45 50.1
4 Dude 744 206 5.1 90.6 379.2 5.1 56.1 1089.5 1.46 53.2
5 Regs' All Canucks 746 201 0 85.5 390.0 0 45.7 1075.9 1.44 66.8
6 TheRob 717 219 5 117.4 399.8 5 82.3 1068.8 1.49 73.9
7 Regs 722 189 0 67.8 340.6 0 44.6 1057.3 1.46 85.4
8 john peterson 749 193 1 86.2 338.8 1 52.2 1031.6 1.38 111.1
9 Ballbaby 751 191 0 87.1 326.9 0 47.7 1023.9 1.36 118.8
10 Willy 732 203 2.5 95.4 355.5 2.5 67.3 1018.3 1.39 124.4

11 BJB 737 191 0 73 354.3 0 46.9 1002.3 1.36 140.4

11th place and 140 pts behind. damn i'm good......

Goal: CRACK TOP 10

Ya Baby Ya!!!!!

 

[Yoda]

Here i come

New Year and my hopes are up.

The Canadian teams, ie: Leafs and Oilers, are going to start making their runs now and they are going to take me from
33rd place and 292.8 points out to at least in the 20's somewhere before this pool is over.


I can feel it.

 

[TheRob]

Better then last year.

TheRob is into the top five.I'm rolling with seven number one picks, but three guys injured.(Comrie, Burke, Leclair)I guess my only saving grace is that Lemiuex is out too.

What spot is knvb in this week?

 

[ginger tours]

Watch out......Here I Come

Back fom the depths of depair (35th) and on a roll with 0 number one picks.......I have made it not only out of the bottom 3, but on to the first page!

Ginger "300 odd points back but on a roll" Tours

 

[BJB]

Holy Shite!!!

I haven't checked the standing in a bit and to my suprise today i cracked the top 10 and from being 140 pts behing i'm now 49.

Damn I'm Good.

New Goal: FIRST PLACE BABY!!!

YA BABY YA!!

GP G 1 7 30 Wk M PPts Pts/GP Diff. 1st
1 simon 799 243 5 81.2 343.4 27.2 164.9 1211.7 1.52 0
2 Regs' All Canucks 826 223 30.4 101.9 372.6 42.9 172.5 1202.6 1.46 9.1
3 Dude 819 225 13.9 85.4 379.3 39.1 165.9 1199.3 1.46 12.4
4 DrapinDTM 826 247 5.0 70.7 344.2 19.3 154.3 1188.6 1.44 23.1
5 Regs 792 210 3.5 80.8 311.0 39.0 150.6 1163.3 1.47 48.4

6 BJB 822 220 18.4 120.8 399.9 43.4 207.3 1162.7 1.41 49

7 TheRob 788 246 7.5 72.5 387.8 38.3 175.2 1161.7 1.47 50
8 john peterson 828 213 13.4 95.6 348.9 35.9 169.5 1149.0 1.39 62.8
9 Ballbaby 830 207 3 70.1 314.7 25.5 143.1 1119.3 1.35 92.4
10 can 802 232 12.4 103.6 316.6 31.4 156.3 1118.5 1.39 93.3

 

[Osame bin madden]

allow me to explain

Aftter a huge mix up, it appears that I lost my spot in the pool.
I thought the wife had sent the check months ago. To my surprise she hadn't.Since getting the bad news, I sent Regs the cash.Regs said I would be allowed back in if I posted and asked my fellow tttps for forgiveness on missing the deadline. I suggested a fine of some sort.Any ideas?

 

[Regs]

Since getting the bad news, I sent Regs the cash

Where have I heard that before?

I've received nothing.

~Regs.