Is taking your date to Subway in a Kubota front end loader wrong? Thanks to SC for babysitting me on the dance floor. I liked your skill set. More to follow when I am able to put a few words together.
First let me start by saying I think there is something seriously wrong with the water in Maple Ridge that or H-Dog and Bertrum have a serious chemical imbalance of some sort. Those two are not right. Actually, that's all I have to say.
I felt like a real idiot losing to that over-65 team from Kelowna. Of course, I feel like an idiot every morning I wake up, but shite on a stick, my grandma can walk faster than most of them could run (when she's not sleeping with the FVSL boys that is). I blame it all on TheRob and his shocking plus/minus.
SC, you may be pretty good hammering back drinks but if we had a pow-wow I guarantee the peace pipe would have you flat on your arse while I am still warming up my third lung. Spicoli eh? Well, I suppose that's marginally better than being referred to as Stifler from American Pie which is what I endure here at work. Rear Admiral Steve Stifler at your service. Btw, let's see some pictures of the Club I porn stars in action.
The FVSL guys, once again, drank as if it was their last day on earth. They are like terminators, "They never stop. It's what they do. It's ALL they do". Fcuking nutcases. Even Jonesy, the English import, was a few people short of a menage a trois. Or a few sheep short. Whatever. Thanks for letting me crash in the room, boys, even though I am from the rival VMSL. Really, it's not like you guys were using the room anyway. Rolling in a 8am for the 9am game was stellar work indeed!
The birds at this years tournament were top-notch. Freaking talent everywhere. If I had taken a shower at some point it would have to have been a cold one.
What the hell happened on Sunday night? Chemically imbalanced, perhaps, Maple Ridge water possibly. Nonetheless, an outstanding weekend. That booth at the Mule had problems all night. KNVB, you did well son don't sell yourself short. The chemical brothers were impressed. Yoda, great skill set and that stripper - was that ugly it happens to all of us.
The friendship tour 2004 - A great way to remember two supposed enemy groups get together for a common goal - debauchery.
2 goals.
2 OG's.
5 megs (one tasty one in particular)
1 trophy
1 hat owed to guiness...sorry bud.
1 missing pair of sunglasses.
1/4 of a liver remaining.
2 out of 3 nites completely a mystery.
Poco beat the Knights 2-1 in the final. Knights used up all their energy taking out teh Pinnacles 3-1 the day before.
The shakes are at an alltime high. I still have pupils the size of loonies. When 4 guys seperately have to pull over 7 times and puke on the drive home it takes 9 hrs. A missing door at the Hansel costs 300$. Layed in bed and listened to my heartbeat for 6 hrs last night, do not ever do that, ever. Pretty sure I had an out of body experience. Drugs are bad, very bad. Cya next year.
The Subway date in the front end loader was definately wrong. To bad none of us had a camera for a shot of it. Unless you saw it, words can do it no justice. Absofcukinglutely hillarious.
I'm surprised they let us eat there and didn't ask us to leave considering the shocking state of condition we were in .
Did KNVB have it in his contract that he had to be in 3 out of every 4 pictures? Or did he just follow the camera around. No offense but I'm fcuking sick of looking at Henrik's mug already. So please no more KNVB pictures as one can only take so much.......BTW, SC, were there any Club Ireland shirts left over? Disappointing to hear about the injuries especially when the tournament means fcuk all. I hope everyone was getting equal playing time because that is what tournaments are supposed to be about, especially when there much boozing involved..........
Poco has decided to protest the final so the results will be in the mail.
I now have official confirmation the Black Knights are are stupid little bitches protesting to get themselves in a final that nobody wants to play in the first place. I want to know how you guys play with all those tears running down your faces it must give you blurry vision. But reff he's being mean taking the ball away from me.
Good luck with that if true. Even better luck trying to live it down on TTP... all that work for the friendship tour and one team has to fcuk it up for the rest of the FVSLers.
Penticton was a blast this year. Club I and the Vancouver Jaguars owned the Crown this year...and yes SC, GG's room was a bit hazy but I swear I had nothing to do with that Shame on you GG!!
I don't have anything else to say because I can't remember what to talk about