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BTW, what colour socks and shorts should we bring???
White.

TR, please make sure everyone on your list knows this :D

BTW,

Zenga is out... let me know right after I dropped off his shirt for screening :mad:

Anyone want a custom Team TTP shirt with MOP HEAD WOP on the back?

:D

Cheers,

~Regs.
 

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With Zenga and Showtime dropping out, there are 2 spots open... they have been filled by Costley and Powell... best I could do on such short notice :D

First round on the youngsters!

~Regs.
 

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I thought TheRob had a waiting list a mile long? Are they TTP members? What have those two wankers ever won? Oops... scratch that last bit.
 

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Costley is, Powell isn't.

If there was a waiting list, it's the first I've heard of it :D

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I can see it now: Betrum, Gong Show, and Dap kidnapping young Adam to use him as Cougar bait at the beer garden...
 

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Last I heard, he was still coming.

I had to book the dance tickets. I booked the twelve that were ordered and that is it. If you want one or two or whatever, you better let me know by the end of the workday please. They are $5 preordered and then $15 at the door.

TheRob has a Tee time for 8:30am on Tuesday. Is there anyone staying up there an extra day or so that would want to play Fairview Mtn? knvb bailed on me. :mad:
 

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I never actually said I was going in the first place or at least I never confirmed it, so it shouldn't be construed as bailing. Stick it in your arse.
 

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knvb said:
Stick it in your arse.
You've been infactuated with arses lately, I'm worried about this weekend :p . Leaving for Penticton via Kelowna in 5, 4, 3, 2,...

Everyone please drive safely

"out"
 

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Good luck to all in Pentiction, lets hope that both the VMSL and FVSL guys can get along this time. Last year in the beer garen each would go into thier own little groups and give dirty looks to the other, where is the love, can we not just get along.

hos, original TTP Penticton Team Member
 

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So who is the travelling reporter for the weekend giving us all of the lovely updates. ;)
Is the weather as bad up there as it is down here? Shocking!!!!!!

Good luck today boys, do us proud. :p


Coach.
 

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Done

I can't even look at the keys to type this. I get dizzy.

Game One: Team TTP 4 - 1 Bays United

It took ten minutes, then we gelled like we had played together for ten years. I guess it's true what they say about friendships. What the................ whatever. Gavin popped all for for us and earned the coveted Team TTP green hard hat for his efforts. I was a little disappointed that it didn't get worn in teh beer garden, but hey. Beer garden then Earls for dinner then the dance to round out the evening. Good times, awful beer, and bad news.

Game Two: Team TTP 1 - 2 Some Penticton Mens over 40 team:eek:

They scored two early when we were still fcuking around and then packed the box like a used up $4 whore down on Helmckin St. A rather shocking loss and we were all pretty gutted. The tourney was ours to lose due the fact that a lot of the top teams, including Penticton lost their first games. Weird tourney this year. Off we went to the beer garden again to await our 12:45 kickoff in a mean nothing game with the Idiots.

Game Three: Team TTP 3 - 4 Idiots

We didn't score a single goal in this game. Enough said. I thinl Smallsy may have seriously megged knvb but I can't be sure. I couldn't see due to a extremely bad alchol induced headache.

So that was it for the soccer. Off we all went for another year and the freindship tour came to a close. Dissapointing.

The Mule last night was spectacular. SC was on fire hanging with the FVSL rif raf. Fun Bobi was just that. H-Dog and Bertrum were grossing chicks out left right and centre. knvb was a wreck. Young Lion was sportins some pretty sweet moves on the ladies that kind of reminded me of me back in the day. I know there is so much more to tell, but I have to go puke now. We got a ton of pictures so hopefull they'll get posted up pretty quick.

Until next year.....................................

I got your back JC. No worries man.
 

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Re: Done

TheRob said:
They scored two early when we were still fcuking around

Until next year.....................................

I bet it was all the FVSL guys fault for that game, next year, none of those riff raff should be allowed, go with the true VMSL team.
Who is in the final, don't tell me the Idiots.

hos
 

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SC's highlight reel of the Penticton weekend...

Thursday :Rolled into Kelowna just in time to party with the Tiger’s (Memorial Cup) fans. Let’s just say that Ned and Jed from Prince Albert Saskatchewan need to put their white strawed cowboy hats back in the closet! :rolleyes: Good times, to kick off a magic weekend. :wa:

Missed a t-time on Friday am, but it was more important to finish off the weekend iron on t-shirts. The Club I gals were in full swing when I arrived at the Crown. The room was a bit hazy :) when I left, but we all still managed to make it out.


Friday evening: The unveiling of the “KNVB Porn Star” t-shirt was a remarkable way to get the weekend Piss Taking started. :D Demolition had a “Legendary intro” to this coug, I think he used all his lines in one intro. :eek: Off to the Blue Mule…where Yoda and Knvb kept the boys in order, the way I like it. :eek: My bitches liked the “security”, but guys still got passed SC’s slow ‘c0ck blocking’. :eek:

From what I remember, pizza was the save from spewing allover Fun Bobbi’s flip flops. An early night, rolled in bed by 5:04ish :eek:


Saturday started with a magic performance by the Club I gals’ squad. Irish 2-them 1. GG stuck yours truly in the center mid position. :) What a fricken responsibility due to the fact that I haven’t played in a few weeks. :( Fitness was a factor, but I managed to slot deuce in before calling for a sub. :) I was awarded with a Gold piece of paper stating “WOTM”. :wa: The only true performance from me on the weekend. Sorry girls, my body was done :( (way too much Jumpin’ on the dance floor). I can now relate, hey Regsi? ;)

We followed up with a second win over some tryhard Langley squad youth mix. Please tell me they didn’t really have an 11pm curfew? :confused: Sad that a coach would put a damper to a brilliant opportunity to meet the FVSL guys out on the town. :rolleyes:

The dance was saved by Throbby himself. ;) I can’t imagine what they were thinking trying to stuff the mediocre band, tables, chairs, ball/volleyball and footy players in that arena. The only good thing about the facility was Gavin’s greeting at the front gates. Well done. ;)

It was a pleasure to meet the following Internet geeks: Dapaytato, aka 'Mash' aka 'Jeff Spacoli where's your surfboard?' aka 'can’t ever keep up with SC'. :eek: Lion, nice buttons, but I think you used too many of them. ;) You were styling every time I saw you (Gals, watch out for this one in the future). Bertrum, did you put your ring back on yet? :confused: H-dog, I’ve never seen a guy grope his buddy more than you did on the dance floor. :p

Off to the Mule where Stepchild manned the dance floor, Yoda manned the drinks, Demolition manned the bar drinks, Bunny/Gav manned the shooter girl, and GG was keeping every one in line. The Coquit/Poco boyz finished the evening mixing a fine squishy ensemble for my crew of cougs. :) A nice 6:00am finish, the stumble home was haunted by the birds and daylight. :eek: Thank goodness for the left over pizza, saved me from spewing allover Fun Bobbi’s flip flops. :eek:


Sunday, was a shocking display of footy put on by the TTP Internet Geeks. :mad: I can’t believe I gave up a sleep-in to watch you guys lose to a bunch of F A T rednecks from Penticton. That was a great pisstaking on their behalf. Rob, is the goal really that small yet alone wide? :confused: ;)
I’m proud to say that the Club I gals put on a fine performance of skill and heart :wa: , but took a loss to a Langley team. :( The fact that bodies were dropping like flies (with one already visit to the hospital) :( shows the determination the young talented ladies have. Well played, especially after in the beer garden and at the Mule :D . Kudos to Guinny for providing the explicit lyric atmosphere for the match. “Where my bitches at?” :eek:

If anyone ever wants to spend some quality time with Regs, meet him in the beer garden for a few pints. You might even get some goods out of him…
Off to the Mule, where there was a fine array of Gangsta Rap played between early 2000’s Country musac. ‘That Shania, she puts the “c u’ n t” in “Country”’, :D Knvb manned the bitches :knvb: , Throbby made the magic happen in the center of the dance floor :wa: , Guinness, my long lost son, made the ladies sweat, ;) Demolition continued to 'strike', Richmond U guys somewhat behaved :rolleyes: , Club I gals found true lovin’ :cool: , and the locals didn’t know what hit them. Another fine finish to a 7am bed time. :eek: Sleeping on the floor was true magic :rolleyes: , giving the bed(s) up to unexpected guests. Thank goodness for the 'new' left over pizza Fun Bobbi provided, otherwise I would have spewed all over her flip flops :eek:

If there is anything I’ve learned from this weekend is to stay away from the TTP crew, booze, and tourneys in the future.Quality people, good showing everyone! (I think I left all the really good parts out for future piss takes). ;)

The garden, leftover pizza, the Blue Mule, and Denny’s made the entire weekend for me. :wa:


“out” SC

*Please note: the above was highlighted and coloured as per Guinny’s request. No red socks were harmed in the above post. :) ;)
photos to follow
 

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Re: SC's highlight reel of the Penticton weekend...

SC said:
Demolition had a “Legendary intro” to this coug, I think he used all his lines in one intro. :eek:
I'd like to know what kind of line I used (for future reference :eek: ) as I really have a vague recolection of that night. But I do remember the KNVB pornstar shirt. Classic :D .
 

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The VMSL & FVSL Friends Forever Friendship Tour took a bit of a beating this year going 1-2 :mad: Some were a little more upset about that than others though (not me) :D

Our first match saw Gav score all 4 of our goals, earning himself the very first official TTP Tryhard Helmut :D

Team TTP did not do so well with the second day 9:15 AM kickoff however :rolleyes: The starting 11 muckers had us down 2-0 after 10 minutes before wholesale changes were made :D To be fair though, I've never seen a team of 40-somethings be so composed and quick on the ball... we never had a chance, even with a Meraloma-esque possession advantage and Guerrero's fine finishing :D

The highlight of the weekend on the pitch had to have been our third game versus the Idiots... not one, not two, but three OGs by Richmond! Even better was the fact that Smallsy was creditted with 2 of them :D He made up for it though with a sweet meg on KNVB :D It made the round of pints bet easier to swallow...

Unfortunately, all my drinking took place in the beer gardens so I have no real stories of interest to share... but there are plenty out there, I'm sure of it :D

Thanks to all that came out, there are a few pictures in the TTP MMG already, hopefully more will come from KNVB & SC (and anyone else who took some):

http://www.takethepiss.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=570

Cheers,

~Regs.
 

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