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Andrew WK, or 'Andy', as he's known over here due to his enormous popularity, is the best thing to come out of the States since Ashley Judd's front-bottom. In fact, such is his power and virility, he's denounced his yank status and embraced his new-found country with two open (and embracing) arms. The man is a household name and does countless hours of selfless work raising money for charidee. He's big with my Gran and your Gran and he's big on council estates from Cardiff to Aberdeen and everywhere in between. He's got the black vote, the Indian vote, the Chinese vote and even the Irish vote. Toady Blair is contemplating having him sit down with the two opposing factions during the next round of showdown peace talks in Northern Ireland, such is Andrew WK's talismanic power and common touch.
I haven't a fcuking clue who he is.
Still, if you like him he's probably rubbish. You know nothing. I remember having a boyish awakening to the 'Simpson' Sears catalogue so stick that in your jumper and set it alight. And, just a tip, you don't have to pretend you ever completed delivery of the real Estate Weekly, you know. This is takethepiss.com. You'd have been the only kid who ever didn't just hoy the lot into a ditch somewhere and go about the more serious business of playing street hockey or beating up kids with specs. Swot.
If it's shite yet still big in the UK it's because of all the Seth Efrikans over here. They're fcuking everywhere. I blame them.
In the words of that famous philosopher, hope this has been helpful.
Andrew WK, or 'Andy', as he's known over here due to his enormous popularity, is the best thing to come out of the States since Ashley Judd's front-bottom. In fact, such is his power and virility, he's denounced his yank status and embraced his new-found country with two open (and embracing) arms. The man is a household name and does countless hours of selfless work raising money for charidee. He's big with my Gran and your Gran and he's big on council estates from Cardiff to Aberdeen and everywhere in between. He's got the black vote, the Indian vote, the Chinese vote and even the Irish vote. Toady Blair is contemplating having him sit down with the two opposing factions during the next round of showdown peace talks in Northern Ireland, such is Andrew WK's talismanic power and common touch.
I haven't a fcuking clue who he is.
Still, if you like him he's probably rubbish. You know nothing. I remember having a boyish awakening to the 'Simpson' Sears catalogue so stick that in your jumper and set it alight. And, just a tip, you don't have to pretend you ever completed delivery of the real Estate Weekly, you know. This is takethepiss.com. You'd have been the only kid who ever didn't just hoy the lot into a ditch somewhere and go about the more serious business of playing street hockey or beating up kids with specs. Swot.
If it's shite yet still big in the UK it's because of all the Seth Efrikans over here. They're fcuking everywhere. I blame them.
In the words of that famous philosopher, hope this has been helpful.
