Noo Choons

[Fastshow]

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That new Dandy Warhols cracker is the dubiously titled 'Bohemian Like You'. Get it, nevermind this St. Germain pretentious up its' own arse pseudo-jazz wank. Also try having a listen to 'Flawless' by The Ones, a stomring bit of progressive house the likes of which you will never hear in Vancouver. The I Monster remix of the new Pulp single 'The Trees' is sexier than helping Kelly Brook mow her playing area, the talent that is I Monster knows no boundries.

 

[Jinky]

Fasty,

Your mate Jeremy is a mendacious cnut.

~Hope this PM finds you well,

~Jinky

 

[Guinness]

Jinky

I just saw the time of your post, 5:30 am!!! I was just getting home then, but I wasn't at home on the computer... what happened did your missus kick you out of bed?

 

[CDK]

Missus?

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I have come to the conclusion that whatever happened with Jinky and Jeremy...I don't want to hear about it.

 

[Jinky]

Guiness,

I was up early listening to the exciting Rangers v St. Johnstone pre-match banter. Aye, that'll be right.

CDK,

There are several online dictionaries availiable which I'm sure you will find more helpful than the "Porn Dictionary" you are using.

mendacious \Men*da"cious\, a. [L. mendax, -acis, lying, cf. mentiri to lie.] 1. Given to deception or falsehood; lying; as, a mendacious person.

2. False; counterfeit; containing falsehood; as, a mendacious statement. -- Men*da"cious*ly, adv. -- Men*da"cious*ness, n.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

What I was trying to say is that Jeremy is a lying git.

 

[handcannon]

Boo...Hoo

Let me get my tissue, Jinky.

What, are we girlfriends here? Sit still and stop sobbing. It's pathetic.

I'm sorry that you have taken things to heart, my little gandy-dancer, but quite frankly, I'm a busy man, and giving you a hand with your umpteenth vain attempt at minor stardom is about as high on my priority list as looking up the word "mendacious".

So, why don't you just chill, as they said in the 'hood, and wait patiently, instead of being a loquacious, petulant, querulous and oh yes, corpulent boil on the arse of my world.

Ta-ta

handcannon

 

[Willy]

Thank you for the insight. I've never heard of any of those bands. Though I'm told corpulent boil puts on one hell of a live show.

Yoursinmusicalnewchoonbliss

 

[Jinky]

Handcannon,

If I spent any more time "chillin'", you could jam a stick up my arse and call me a popsicle.

However, judging by his "dictionary", that's more CDK's sort of thing.

 

[Fastshow]

boils...

Afroman's 'Because I got High' has just replaced the lovely Kylie's 'Can't Get you out of my Head' at number one over here. That's a great shame since a 'source' has informed me that the diminuative antipodean one shagged and blew her way to number one. The thought of Afroman doing the same fills me with dread.

For a nicer slice of coloured choons than Afroman's ode to the Italian league, have a listen to 'Brown Skin' by India Arie. Ethnic.

For a musical accompaniment to Jinky and Handcannon's handbag session, why not ty 'Help I'm a Fish' by Norway's finest Little Trees or 'Perfect Gentleman' by Wyclef 'dogshit' Jean. Both go perfectly.

Jinks, I dunno why you're so shocked at Jeremy being so mendacious. Both my other mates are mendacious cnuts too. To be fair, handcannon says the mixer's bust and that he fcuked up at work so now they're giving him a 'promotion' and sending him to bloody Ottawa. I hope I never get promoted. There's not really much chance of that is there? Dad was right.

 

[handcannon]

confusing the issue

I think we need to clarify here. I'm not a liar. I'm just the laziest human being ever to grace god's green earth. If I had breasts, we wouldn't even be having this conversation. In fact, the physical effort of lifting my fingers and striking this keyboard is taxing me beyond reproach. I need to lie down.

I barely make any effort for my closest of friends there Jinky, and I like them. So, being that you require me at this point more than I require you, you'd do yourself a solid by taking your smarmy, toothy cake-hole and "ferming la bouche" as french masochists like to say.

BTW, I had mendaciousness once; rash like mofo, and burning urine for week. Nasty.

Speaking of nu choons, nice to see Anthrax back in the news. Haven't seen their name in the paper since the Bring da noize duet with Chuck D and the little funny timex-wearing-negroid. Oh hang on, sorry, erm... wrong Anthrax.

It's scary though isn't. I mean, fancy getting a small paper flap with white powder in it through the post-slot. Aside from Buckfast, most people would run from it screaming.


tootles

handcannon

 

[Buckfast]

Hoovering for $40, Alex.

Did someone say aerogami with white powder enclosed?

Was it not Jinky who introduced both Fastshow and Handcannon to the art of folding flaps? And how to fail miserably with women, hence the need to sit in dark rooms going solo....singing that is.

 

[Fastshow]

cack....

I can't dance to any of this.


It's all about dancing.

 

[Jinky]

Enjoy this because it's the only time I'm ever going to do this.

I have to apologize to handcannon, he is not in fact, a mendacious cnut but a lazy one after all. I have just noticed that he did indeed send me a PM. Logging in to the site used to take me straight to any new PMs but doen't any longer.

There,..I said it.

 

[Jinky]

Returning to the thread topic, sort of,

Is anyone else going to see the Beta Band?

 

[Willy]

fcuk Jinks!! I, not more than two weeks ago, declined tickets to the beta band show. Had I known however, that you and your travelling Roger Whittaker tribute act were going to be there, I most certainly would have jump at the chance to join you in an evening of over priced pints and interestingly eclectic music.

Should be a great show.

Oh well, there's always Trooper and studdabakers

Willy

 

[Jinky]

Is it too late Willy?

 

[Fastshow]

tadger...

You've said that before haven't you, Jinks?

 

[Keeper]

Fastshow:

I finally got around to hoisting 'Flawless' by The Ones off Morpheus.

Not bad. It sounded eerily familiar though, but I know not where from.

 

[Fastshow]

try these then.......

Keeper,
The reason that song may be familiar to you is because they probably cane the fcuking thing at The Odyssey on Homer Street. I'm sure that's where you heard it.

Steal this lot off someone...

The Psychedelic Waltons Feat. Roisin Murphy - Wonderland
Kinobe – ‘Butterfly’
Brother Brown Feat. Frank’ee - Star Catching Girl
Depeche Mode - Freelove (Deep Dish Mix)
Royksopp - Poor Leno (Sander Kleinenberg mix)
Kosheen - Catch


It's all about dancing.

 

[Buckfast]

Makes ya wanna dance, yo.

Fasty,

As I am sure you have already posted (can't be fcuked to look in the archives), the new Way out West is probably one of the BEST albums in the history of Progressive House. Pure Magic.

Hedkandi, get the God damn album. Superb. The vocals are so sexxxy, it could even make Regs feel a little romantic. No shite.

Thanks.