Michael Jackson Dead at 50

[cside17]

As we all know we lost a great hero today, Farrah Fawcett.


Well when Farrah Fawcett went to heaven because she was sooo beautiful god said to her “Farrah, we will allow you one wish.” Farrah Thought long and hard about this untill she finally exclaimed, “I wish that all the children in the world would be safe!”


so god killed Michael Jackson.

 

[The Franchise]

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?


Ones white, plastic and harmful for children....the other carries groceries

 

[johnnybluenose]

Something good looks to be happening out of this, aside from the funny, yet tasteless jokes.

Supposedly MJ left, in his will, the Beatles Catalogue, which he ripped out from under Sir Paul, to McCartney.

 

[Polska]

As we all know we lost a great hero today, Farrah Fawcett.


Well when Farrah Fawcett went to heaven because she was sooo beautiful god said to her “Farrah, we will allow you one wish.” Farrah Thought long and hard about this untill she finally exclaimed, “I wish that all the children in the world would be safe!”


so god killed Michael Jackson.

God did not kill MJ. He died of food poisoning........after he ate a six year old wiener.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

God did not kill MJ. He died of food poisoning........after he ate a six year old wiener.

Hmmmmmmmmm, that's borderline.........


One less sex-pest

 

[Polska]

Hmmmmmmmmm, that's borderline.........


One less sex-pest

i got a kid and agree... but it makes u wonder if his face melted when he went to hell?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

i got a kid and agree... but it makes u wonder if his face melted when he went to hell?

It most definitely did.....like the uniforms when the kids on the Simpsons had to wear the uniforms when it started raining.....absolutely.

 

[johnnybluenose]

MJ did not Molest those kids...

He made love to them

~StillToSoon?

 

[johnnybluenose]

Magic.

~The Crap that piles up in ones 'inbox'

 

[Polska]

it most definitely did.....like the uniforms when the kids on the simpsons had to wear the uniforms when it started raining.....absolutely.

ha ha

 

[The Franchise]

"Someone is watching me"

 

[Captain Shamrock]

ha ha

 

[Hands of Stone]

Something good looks to be happening out of this, aside from the funny, yet tasteless jokes.

Supposedly MJ left, in his will, the Beatles Catalogue, which he ripped out from under Sir Paul, to McCartney.

Thats not good for the people he owes 500 million too, but Paul is a little short after his divorce, so he needs it.


MJ was really into 28 year olds, I mean 20 8 year olds.

hos

 

[bluebird]

the latest report i read today stated that because he was 99% plastic they are going to melt him down and make leggo blocks ...... this way the kids can play with him for a change.......

 

[knvb]

the latest report i read today stated that because he was 99% plastic they are going to melt him down and make leggo blocks ...... this way the kids can play with him for a change.......

Awesome

 

[freddy]

Okay, so Farrah, Jacko and Billy Mays all arrive at the pearly gates at the same time, and St. Peter rubs is forehead . . .

tough few days.

 

[knvb]

Wow. What they think MJ would look like if he, well, wasn't plastic...

 

[freddy]

How did they get his eyes to prop open? My guess is he is turning a little green by now.

 

[Zaurrini]

Michael Jackson family attorney: Singer's mother seeks custody of his children

Michael Jackson family attorney: Singer's mother seeks custody of his children - Yahoo! Canada News

"..."I don't think there will be anybody who thinks that there is someone better" than Katherine Jackson to have custody, McMillan said Monday on NBC's "Today" show. "She is a very loving host of other grandchildren."

Really.

They cant find anyone better?
Let's look at her children and ask that question again.