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Michael Jackson Dead at 50
- Thread starter johnnybluenose
- Start date
Michael Jackson beat it today, guess his heart is the new king of pop!
WaterBreak
Active Member
I heard jeff goldbloom and harrison ford in some sort of accident on set while filming. but this is unconfirmed.
bergamascho
Well-Known Member
Hands of Stone
New Member
He will allways live on, sightings to start on saturday.
Elvis
Elvis
It's defibulator. And where would you get a joke like that so fast?
I don't know HOS. He's a pretty...um, unique looking guy. This one might be a little too obvious for an Elvis thing.
Hands of Stone
New Member
You have been in Kamloops too long TR, I beat if I go to the Richmond night market this weekend, there will be a 1100 MJ 0Ut, is that right?
hos
hos
Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
It was a typo........and on top of that....I'm disappointed you questioned the integrity of the 'joke'.
One less sex-pest in the world.........
If the sleeping bag don't fit you must equit
The integrity of the joke is not in dispute. I just didn't believe you could come up with something so quick.
Balls,
Anyone can be resourcefull using this intraweb thing:
Top Michael Jackson Jokes | Funny and Jokes
Highlights:
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Anyone can be resourcefull using this intraweb thing:
Top Michael Jackson Jokes | Funny and Jokes
Highlights:
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Franny...that is the first thing you've written in, like, forever, that I had a really good chuckle at.
See, I even gave you a smiley.
I'm thinking there is a joke around the corner, something like . . .
Farrah and MJ reach the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter, with sweat on his brow says, "guys, it's been a hell of a day. In fact, I am over quota. At best, I can only take one of you. So, I guess the only fair way to do this is to have you state your case on why I should let you in".
With that, Farrah goes on to tell St. Peter about her incredible blonde hair and the wave that she created with the "Farrah Hair". This supported by the fact that in the 70's, every boy had her poster up on the wall and would rub themselves while looking at it. In closing, she said, "clearly I was an important icon in history, I and deserve to be in heaven".
St. Peter nods his head, and looks to MJ. In a high voice, Michael proceeds to tell his story of how he re-invented pop music, was the most influential and best selling artist in his category of all time. He then puts on an awesome display of the Moon Walk with hips gyrating. Due to the limitless capabilities of the heavens, there is 3-D audio and video systems everywhere and so his best videos play highlights of Thriller and other videos. He concludes, "clearly, I was an icon on earth and deserve to enter the gates to heaven".
With that, St. Peter started shaking his head, realizing he had been memorized by Farrah's beauty and Michael's moves and singing. He slaps himself upside the head and declares, "I am sorry, you are both too anal to get into heaven".
bu-dump-bah
Farrah and MJ reach the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter, with sweat on his brow says, "guys, it's been a hell of a day. In fact, I am over quota. At best, I can only take one of you. So, I guess the only fair way to do this is to have you state your case on why I should let you in".
With that, Farrah goes on to tell St. Peter about her incredible blonde hair and the wave that she created with the "Farrah Hair". This supported by the fact that in the 70's, every boy had her poster up on the wall and would rub themselves while looking at it. In closing, she said, "clearly I was an important icon in history, I and deserve to be in heaven".
St. Peter nods his head, and looks to MJ. In a high voice, Michael proceeds to tell his story of how he re-invented pop music, was the most influential and best selling artist in his category of all time. He then puts on an awesome display of the Moon Walk with hips gyrating. Due to the limitless capabilities of the heavens, there is 3-D audio and video systems everywhere and so his best videos play highlights of Thriller and other videos. He concludes, "clearly, I was an icon on earth and deserve to enter the gates to heaven".
With that, St. Peter started shaking his head, realizing he had been memorized by Farrah's beauty and Michael's moves and singing. He slaps himself upside the head and declares, "I am sorry, you are both too anal to get into heaven".
bu-dump-bah
