sensei_hanson
New Member
ugly morning after
I tried posting some crap at 3:42am post-Roxy Roller, but it didn't work. Which, in retrospect, may have been a blessing. I think I started my post out with some Vantreights slags, used the word "wicked" like 32 times, and finished it off with a series of Ryan Dormer-inspired whoooooooooooooos. Then I belched up what appeared and felt to be bile, and went to sleep.
So, where does one begin today. I think it would have to start with my main man Dave "don't call me Ivan" Hlinka and the entire Surrey United squad for being tremendous competitors on the day. Classy group of guys, which made for a remarkably clean match despite it being about as intense as you can get. Two cautions in 120 minutes of airtight fitbaw....great stuff. Marty Foden was exceptionally gracious in the post-match handshake - talk about a stand-up guy. As Mike Tyson would say, I take my hand off to you.
The game. Oh, the game. That game was a complete 50-50 sawoff in terms of scoring chances and overall possession. While you can insert the "nobody likes to see it go to PKs" cliche right here, spotters seemed inevitable as neither team could find the back of the net, despite numerous quality opportunities both ways.
Here are some other things I learned from yesterday:
1) You do not want to face Brian Brum in PKs.
2) YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE BRIAN BRUM IN PKs.
3) Nobody can sit on the bar and wind up particular Whitecap defenders like Guinness. This was easily the best performance of the night. "Fcuk, whatever."
4) It costs nine dollars to park for three hours on Nelson and Granville.
5) Mike Gomes has wicked taste in hats.
6) This year's squad was a great group of guys, probably the best I've been fortunate enough to be a part of. So to Brummer, Sushi, Denny (x2), Mikey Gomes, Mark Gomes, CJ, Jessie, Devon, Stevie Dormer, Ryan (whooooooooooo) Dormer, Nolie, Gebs, JB, WhoreVath, Dario, Batista (Terrell Owens), Coach Fraz, Nelson (the king of managers) and coach Pinto - cheers! You are all different kettle.
Sensei out.
I tried posting some crap at 3:42am post-Roxy Roller, but it didn't work. Which, in retrospect, may have been a blessing. I think I started my post out with some Vantreights slags, used the word "wicked" like 32 times, and finished it off with a series of Ryan Dormer-inspired whoooooooooooooos. Then I belched up what appeared and felt to be bile, and went to sleep.
So, where does one begin today. I think it would have to start with my main man Dave "don't call me Ivan" Hlinka and the entire Surrey United squad for being tremendous competitors on the day. Classy group of guys, which made for a remarkably clean match despite it being about as intense as you can get. Two cautions in 120 minutes of airtight fitbaw....great stuff. Marty Foden was exceptionally gracious in the post-match handshake - talk about a stand-up guy. As Mike Tyson would say, I take my hand off to you.
The game. Oh, the game. That game was a complete 50-50 sawoff in terms of scoring chances and overall possession. While you can insert the "nobody likes to see it go to PKs" cliche right here, spotters seemed inevitable as neither team could find the back of the net, despite numerous quality opportunities both ways.
Here are some other things I learned from yesterday:
1) You do not want to face Brian Brum in PKs.
2) YOU DO NOT WANT TO FACE BRIAN BRUM IN PKs.
3) Nobody can sit on the bar and wind up particular Whitecap defenders like Guinness. This was easily the best performance of the night. "Fcuk, whatever."
4) It costs nine dollars to park for three hours on Nelson and Granville.
5) Mike Gomes has wicked taste in hats.
6) This year's squad was a great group of guys, probably the best I've been fortunate enough to be a part of. So to Brummer, Sushi, Denny (x2), Mikey Gomes, Mark Gomes, CJ, Jessie, Devon, Stevie Dormer, Ryan (whooooooooooo) Dormer, Nolie, Gebs, JB, WhoreVath, Dario, Batista (Terrell Owens), Coach Fraz, Nelson (the king of managers) and coach Pinto - cheers! You are all different kettle.
Sensei out.