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Demolition

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Pick the month you were born:

>> >January--I kicked
>> >February--I loved
>> >March--I smoked
>> >April--I dry humped
>> >May--I choked on
>> >June--I murdered
>> >July--I did the Macarena with
>> >August--I had lunch with
>> >September--I danced with
>> >October--I sang to
>> >November--I yelled at
>> >December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

>> >1-------a birdbath
>> >2-------a monster
>> >3-------a phone
>> >4-------a fork
>> >5-------a Mexican
>> >6-------a gangster
>> >7-------my cell phone
>> >8-------my dog
>> >9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> >10-------my neighbor
>> >11-------my science teacher
>> >12-------a banana
>> >13-------a fireman
>> >14-------a stuffed animal
>> >15-------a goat
>> >16-------a pickle
>> >17-------your mom
>> >18-------a spoon
>> >19-------myself
>> >20-------a baseball bat
>> >21-------a ninja
>> >22-------Chuck Norris
>> >23-------a noodle
>> >24-------a squirrel
>> >25-------a football player
>> >26-------my sister
>> >27-------my brother
>> >28-------an iPod
>> >29-------a permanent marker
>> >30-------a llama
>> >31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

>> >White----------because I'm cool like that
>> >Black-----------because that's how I roll.
>> >Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>> >Red------------because the voices told me to.
>> >Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>> >Green---------because I hate myself.
>> >Purple---------because I'm cool.
>> >Gray----------because I was drunk
>> >Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> >Orange-------because I hate my family.
>> >Brown--------because I was high.
>> >Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>> >None--------because I cant control myself
 

girth

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I dry humped a ninja because I was drunk!
I can't believe this thing knew this about me?
 

Aves

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I danced with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :eek:
... better to get it out now than see it in the papers.
 

Sir M

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I did the macarena with a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Sounds like "Shakira" at Dickens' wedding.
 

nutmegs

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alikira said:
I sang to a bird bath because I was drunk.......Not too far off....

Same as me except it was my science teacher.:rolleyes:
Nowhere near exciting as some of the others on here.
 

Yoda

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Hey Megs,
Is there a piece of chocolate in each of those markings?
I love those countdowns to Christmas.

That's a pretty damn nice one though.
 

FCbytca

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haha I did one for my chick, this is what she got "i sang to my neighbor because I was high" bahahaha its funny cuz she got high once and was singing britey spears
 

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