I had lunch with your mom because the voices told me to......

[Demolition]

Pick the month you were born:

>> >January--I kicked
>> >February--I loved
>> >March--I smoked
>> >April--I dry humped
>> >May--I choked on
>> >June--I murdered
>> >July--I did the Macarena with
>> >August--I had lunch with
>> >September--I danced with
>> >October--I sang to
>> >November--I yelled at
>> >December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

>> >1-------a birdbath
>> >2-------a monster
>> >3-------a phone
>> >4-------a fork
>> >5-------a Mexican
>> >6-------a gangster
>> >7-------my cell phone
>> >8-------my dog
>> >9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> >10-------my neighbor
>> >11-------my science teacher
>> >12-------a banana
>> >13-------a fireman
>> >14-------a stuffed animal
>> >15-------a goat
>> >16-------a pickle
>> >17-------your mom
>> >18-------a spoon
>> >19-------myself
>> >20-------a baseball bat
>> >21-------a ninja
>> >22-------Chuck Norris
>> >23-------a noodle
>> >24-------a squirrel
>> >25-------a football player
>> >26-------my sister
>> >27-------my brother
>> >28-------an iPod
>> >29-------a permanent marker
>> >30-------a llama
>> >31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

>> >White----------because I'm cool like that
>> >Black-----------because that's how I roll.
>> >Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>> >Red------------because the voices told me to.
>> >Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
>> >Green---------because I hate myself.
>> >Purple---------because I'm cool.
>> >Gray----------because I was drunk
>> >Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> >Orange-------because I hate my family.
>> >Brown--------because I was high.
>> >Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>> >None--------because I cant control myself

 

[girth]

I dry humped a ninja because I was drunk!
I can't believe this thing knew this about me?

 

[One Dart]

I dry humped a phone because I'm cool like that.

Yes I am.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I sang to a bird bath because I was drunk.......Not too far off....

 

[knvb]

I loved a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want...


5 years of therapy shot to hell

 

[Aves]

I danced with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
... better to get it out now than see it in the papers.

 

[Ballbaby]

I murdered your mom because I was drunk!

Very nice.

 

[bluebird]

mine involves my dog and i aint even going there

 

[Sir M]

I did the macarena with a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Sounds like "Shakira" at Dickens' wedding.

 

[joely_the_goalie]

I sang to a bird bath because i'm a ninja.

Finally, my childhood dream of becoming a ninja has come true, and it's all thanks to ttp.

 

[Stepchild]

i dry humped a mexican because I hate myself.
HMMMNN, oddly correct.

 

[nutmegs]

I sang to a bird bath because I was drunk.......Not too far off....

Same as me except it was my science teacher.
Nowhere near exciting as some of the others on here.

 

[Yoda]

Hey Megs,
Is there a piece of chocolate in each of those markings?
I love those countdowns to Christmas.

That's a pretty damn nice one though.

 

[FCbytca]

haha I did one for my chick, this is what she got "i sang to my neighbor because I was high" bahahaha its funny cuz she got high once and was singing britey spears

 

[zenga]

I danced with your mom cause thats the way I roll!