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Hottest Birds on the Sidelines....

Which team has the hottest birds on the sideline??

  • GEU Ultra

    Votes: 9 25.0%
  • Delta Metro

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Langley

    Votes: 6 16.7%
  • N.D. Lions

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Chilliwack Rapids

    Votes: 6 16.7%
  • Whalley Storm

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Peace Arch United

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Poco Dominion

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • GN Sporting

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • SUFC Red Devils

    Votes: 4 11.1%

  • Total voters

Red Dragon

New Member
Oct 23, 2002
Dirty Money
Gotta say the ND Lions didn't seem to have the pride out on the weekend, unless it was the pride playing on the pitch :eek:

Saving my vote for later...gotta see GEU, lots of talk about their pigeons :wa: :wa: :wa:


New Member
Jan 9, 2002
Dirty Money
Skip said:
I believe that is Fried Bread's hand you are making reference to, not that of his missus (Fook Yu). I have it under good authority that her hands are veeeeery soft and supple.


what the....... can't view the pic, hopefully the G version. :( and her "hands" are very supple.


Staff member
Total Bastard
Jun 28, 2001
Dirty Money
I have to put in a vote for the Ontario women's team that I just passed in the lobby here... there's enough of them to assure the sideline ones would be on fire :D



Active Member
Jul 28, 2001
Dirty Money
Regs, just beware of their gender 'preference' while they tango...


Lifetime Better Bastard
Jul 23, 2001
Dirty Money
At Skippy's suggestion, I've copied this here. Probably a good time to request photos of the PAU annual bird parade, too.

Dude said:
You know how dog owners often are emulated by the dogs they own? Well, if you were to guess what kind of dog Nukes owns, what would it be? You got it: wiener dogs. No, not a typo. When he gets home tonight, he can even put all four of them in a little overnight suitcase and have his very own bag full of wieners.

Personally, I can't comment on the match...was too busy to make it out Saturday night. Had to get dressed for the big bash later that evening, and with visions of Mrs. Utah in her classic Playboy bunny outfit distracting my thoughts, I wanted to make sure every hair was placed just right.

It was a tough decision, but with 5 or six subs on the line, I figured it be best to refocus my attention to the important tasks. Figured the boys could get along well enough without my magic left peg and stellar wooden seat warming abilities. It hurt missing the game, it really did. You see, being dressed as the Pharo, I probably stood that much better a chance of landing a couple of extra brown birds for the dance. You know how those Sikh honeys like their gold...like crows on a discarded french fry. Better, brown birds have a tendency to be extremely jealous of one another when it comes to their men, and having a couple of extra around could have potentially thrown Mrs. Pharo into a rage of furry. The likelihood of a brown bird brouhaha was there for the exposing. That said, Mrs. Pharo knows me all too well, and she knew that with my brown bird appeal, as well as the gold dust eyeliner (that's right, eyeliner), she would have had to kick some feather later that evening in marking her territory. Worse for her (but better for me), she would have had to prove her love to me afterwards. In a well devised plan, and me in my state of confused loyalties, she faked me out with a steak dinner and Pale Ale, thus avoiding a potential mess of hot brown flailing nuggets. Well played Cleopatra, well played.

Gotta say, if the "Best Birds on the sidelines" comp was held Saturday night, LUFC would have taken it by a landslide. Mrs. Utah was on fire...she was definitely after a little "Who's your Pharo" action. Alas, Utah is a friend, and I had to break the news to her that I'm a one woman Pharo. She went home early in a rage of anger and furry.

RJ had his hot Belgium honey, Silka, out. She's a nice little dish, have to say. The long black robe with the mask...growl! I'm thinking about it now..............................................................

Ok, I'm back (note to self, stock up on Kleenex). Where was I? Right...Chuck (yes, the Chuck) was stunningly handsome in the Sunflower outfit, doing burpies and karaokes on the dance floor. The Fenian was less impressive, dressed as Chuck. I called bullshit...Chuck ALWAYS wears a tie when accosting the blue hairs down at the casino, and would never, ever wear Dickies.

I'd like to personally thank Brian Roman for dressing as a Viking, and keeping Mrs. Pharo's attention for much of the evening. She was especially appreciative of you dropping that $50, and allowing her to put it back in your loin cloth. Had I not passed out in the taxi on the way home, Cleopatra was ripe for the taking.

Damn shooters.

Back on topic...what's the topic? Where am I?


New Member
Jan 8, 2002
Dirty Money
Birds who shall remain nameless......(cause I have naa clue who they are) :confused:

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