SirM, questions for you or someone you know who will know...
What happened to Constable MacWilliams in the meanwhile? Suspension? Outright removal from position? Was he sitting in jail awaiting trial?
"The charge against McWilliams was announced last October after an Independent Investigations Office investigation into the death of Mehrdad Bayrami following a 2012 armed stand-off with police at a New Westminster casino."
What happens now? It it were determined that charges should not have been laid, how is this guy compensated, for, obviously, doing his job? Does he get retroactive pay and his old job back?
That is such backward alien / zombie apocalypse theory, I don't even know where to start. For one, you'd think that if Aliens were invading, they'd have done the basic research, and know our common weapons. Secondly, they have the technology to travel faster than light, so, you know, maybe they have the technology to shield our little bullets?
And you did know Zombies are undead? That means they can't be killed, except by beheading.
As for weapons, Regs, have you seen War of the Wolds? It was the common cold that brought them down. A COLD!
Seen World War Z? They were repelled by the flu. FLU!
Sheesh.
You know nothing about aliens, or zombies, and you call yourself a nerd. I am disgusted.
Look at your right hand. Open palm so that all four fingers and thumb are spread apart, like it would be if you were about to high five someone. Look at said palm. Retract you hand as far away from your face as possible, then swiftly, and with as much force as possible, bring said hand back towards you face, and slap yourself as hard as you can. Repeat 6 times, then think about what you wrote.
Well, we are supposed to have lunch this week (can't, too busy, nerd), and it is my turn to buy, so think about how well that strategy will work for you.
You're both idiots. Zombies can't be killed, only paralyzed... how do you dead the un-dead? FFS! You attacked the central nervous system rendering them a pile a zombie flesh. I would imagine it would be like zombie hell, like us being buried alive. I would say lopping off the feet would help too... no feet, no chase.
... and if you can't outrun a crawling zombie, well, you belong in the FVSL. Plumbers.
Well, we are supposed to have lunch this week (can't, too busy, nerd), and it is my turn to buy, so think about how well that strategy will work for you.
Current REPRESENTATIVE OF REAL LIFE zombie flicks all portray the zombies of being fast. So fast. I refer you to (again), World War Z (based on the book titled of the same, a DOCUMENTARY, which means it happened, and we just don't know about it, because the aliens have erased our memories), and "I am Legend" (a pretty good try, but WTF would Zombies only come out at night? Seriously, they are Zombies, they like Vitamin B12 just as much).
When it happens, give me a chainsaw, just like the hero in Sharknado. He kicked ass with that thing.