Premier [FVSL Premier] Results & Banter - Dec/Jan 2005

[Knight Rhider]

Skip to my loo

Alright Rivermouth!.....enough of the sappy Christmas love crap! Knight Rider is a knob gobbler, and we all know it. In fact, I'm sure I caught him trying to 'stop short' with me in the game on the weekend. He went for the subtle reach over as I dis-possessed him of the ball!, I'm sure of it. He reached right around for a handfull of my Christmas candies!

Now, lets try to be more like Scrooge in here than Mr. fukcing Kringle!!

Merry Ho-Ho,

~Skip

Obviously they call you skip because you skip crucial details like the h in my name or like putting any thought into the things you choose to post. Or perhaps it is due to the fact that you were skipped during picks at recess and skipped by all the girls at your high school dances. Name calling and envy gets you no where, EVERYONE SING ALONG Sticks and stones may break my bones and if you're from peace arch so will the weather

However IF(theres that big word again...) you dis-possess me of the ball cherish it and be proud. In fact brag about in your next post. Actually encourage all of those who have achieved this enormous feat to stand and yell at the top of their lungs I DID IT.

Ican just see skip skipping around peace arch like a guy in the viagra commercial...

 

[sixfyv]

why would you picture skip with a nudger in his pants? yuk.

 

[Knight Rhider]

Re: The Nation of slippin sliders

Hey KR, just a note for contemplation: 3 years ago the Rapids Cat squad was simply the most horrible in the league (and I think that's probably a NICE way to say it). Their record that year was 0-13-1. YES, that's what I said: ZERO wins, THIRTEEN losses and one tie (last game of the year). For the players who were part of that horror show, it was the most trying, emotionally draining and personally soul destroying year of their lives. However, it was also, in hindsight, one of the reasons that the CAT squad started to gel into what is now, arguably, one of the best in their division in the league.

If the Rapids can do it...so can you guys.

Thanks for the words despite the others discontent towards them. Its not you, there is a I HATE KNIGHT RHIDER theme in here it took me a good year to build it.
It is something new for us Lions to lose. Last year was our worst season in DECADES until this year. We havent been shutout though and for that you have my sympathy. When we first entered the league last year it was said that we had a lot to learn and we did and we are. We never expected to come and run the table (we would if the table had cards, Hold em) we just wanted to play with the best players of our age. It is a tough road but there would be no point if it was easy, i welcome it. I have learned more this year about the game and about my skill then ever before win or lose i'm here to play.

That post was kinda RF-ish, is he retiring already, so young?

 

[BlazeArmy]

I think Skip said something about a torn labia.

I believe you said something about having a torn labia.


You were told that, when you go in so hard, it is bound to happen.

 

[Guinness]

Re: Skip, skipping or skipper???

Originally posted by Michael Knight
skipped by all the girls at your high school dances.

He's a bloody teacher you jerk off... What are you black or something??? Unfortunately Skip MUST skip all of the MANY girls waiting, dying, begging for a wee dance with him... If he accepted all of the invitaions and come ons by students his name would be Studs up!!!

DUH!!!

 

[studsup]

Guiness, Don't hate me cause I'm Beautiful. Dude, if someone can pick my sorry ass up for the night out at La Rocca, I'm in, as long as you or knob rider aint sittin at my table. KNVB, any chance for a lift?? Cainy come out, are you kiddin me. The last time he was allowed out he went to the baby Gap at Guilford mall to check out the designer dummies (that's a soother for all you canadian bastards) Wait, some one PM him and tell him there is a tupper ware party at La Rocca's address, he'll be there for sure.


Studsrememberingwhengingemingecalledhimeveryfridaytogotothepeelerbar

 

[knvb]

Nice idea at the time to plug the TTP dinner, Dude, but its brought with it horrible consequences, similarly to the time your parents had the bright idea to have sex and then you were conceived. Horrible consequences...

Lets get back on topic or I'll open another LUFC dance thread.

 

[Dude]

There was no sex...it was immaculate conception.

 

[Rivermouth]

Re: The Nation of slippin sliders

Hey Riverrat,

Go back , the only arguing that's going on with the Wack Cat team is which type of beer to buy. Arguably one of the best. Try again donkey, but maybe they're arguably one of the next best to PAU Cat

*thinking* Hmmmm...."donkey" huh? Wellllll...I DO have balls as big as a donkey...and tackle to match....so says your wife.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

P.S. There is only one type of beer to buy...ANY type.

Hahahahaha

 

[studsup]

Nice idea at the time to plug the TTP dinner, Dude, but its brought with it horrible consequences, similarly to the time your parents had the bright idea to have sex and then you were conceived. Horrible consequences...

Lets get back on topic or I'll open another LUFC dance thread.

So will you give me a ride though????

 

[Knight Rhider]

Re: Skip, skipping or skipper???

He's a bloody teacher you jerk off... What are you black or something??? Unfortunately Skip MUST skip all of the MANY girls waiting, dying, begging for a wee dance with him... If he accepted all of the invitaions and come ons by students his name would be Studs up!!!

DUH!!!

Dude i know you are not going to let him get away with such racial comments, that just is not right.
Guiness you're just angry because you got close to being black but not close enough. Dark curly hair not curly enough, little bit of speed not fast enough. I'm sorry you came up short lad but from what I hear it isnt that bad word on the streets is the reason skip is no longer skipping is you got pretty close to being black in one area.


knightrhiderhatesnastyrumorsbutkeepshiseartothestreet

 

[TheFenian]

Anybody know anything about the Langley vs Chilliwack game this weekend. The game is supposed to be at 7:00 in Chilli. Huge game that means alot for Langley, but unfortunately I can't make it as Slaney is hosting a Jack and Jill Baby Shower for our new addition. Shitty Luck
the Fenian

 

[kokanee]

Skip, will you be making the MOTW thread this week. Waiting to read your write-ups.

 

[Skip]

I have not had nearly enough time to fully enjoy this banter.......

Guinness, funny stuff man!

Studsup, Even funnier!! .......baby Gap......that killed me!

KNVB, I'll try harder to do my job man......ps....is my 3 month probation period done yet?

KR, That's the spirit! You're quite funny.......but you're still a knob gobbler.

Dude, You're killing me man! On topic! Three words: Langley Dance Thread

On topic: Chilliwack 1 Langley 1.......my prediction. (If the field is open)

~Skip

 

[Guinness]

Re: studsup has a boner???

Originally posted by Studsup
So will you give me a ride though????

KNVB, that's some kind of invitation from peg leg!!!



Guinnessnotsurehewantstoknowtheresultofthis!!!

 

[Red Dragon]

Any shout from the GEU camp on the field situation. I work in Kerrisdale, (that's close to UBCfor you hillbillies) and until 6 pm tomorrow. Any chance on the update on the game being cancelled or not?

 

[Rivermouth]

Anybody know anything about the Langley vs Chilliwack game this weekend. The game is supposed to be at 7:00 in Chilli. Huge game that means alot for Langley, but unfortunately I can't make it as Slaney is hosting a Jack and Jill Baby Shower for our new addition. Shitty Luck
the Fenian

If it rains like it's supposed to do overnight...look for the fields to be closed. Best to check up with the Club around noon-2pm ish...as the District usually lets the Rapids know by then (USUALLY...not always though...*shrugging shoulders*...bast**ds that they are). hahaha

 

[Skip]

PAU / GEU game postponed.

Officially on Christmas break........thankfully.

~S

 

[cainy]

Hmmm.... no game tomorrow, that means all the lads have the green light for lets say the Roxy Then two weeks in the Dominican Republic,

 

[Red Dragon]

Careful in the Dominican...you may come back with baggage