Div 1 [FVSL Division 1] Results & Banter - September '05

[Stepchild]

Thanks for laying out the no-win situation the rangers have to deal with. I'm saying it right now if we had our keeper a win would be a lock for NDFC

We plan on bringing down RF to get into this kids nursery, can you imagine the nightmares to follow after seeing a balding, potcho eating, sweaty nightmare rumbling down on him in the first 5 minutes. Shots to follow for sure if we can get it by their defence.....who apparently block everything!

PS, 15 year old huh!

 

[C-thru]

If there really is a 15 year old. I don't see the tactics in telling the Rangers there is one. I think your game plan should have been to keep it on the low. Honestly, why would you post it on ttp? Now them knowing this, that boy is going to quit soccer on Saturday. I don't think he will be able to stand shots from Z, Jacko, and company. Tell him this, tell him that this may be his last game with hands or confidence. honestly.

We shot on him for about an hour straight last night from inside the 18. I dont their 2 shots per game are really going to hurt his hands. Especially since one will be from 35 out and the other will probably be off of a teammate's ass.

 

[walls]

c-thru-p-o, your profile is very misleading.
be proud of where your boats landed

 

[sixfyv]

in training, you shoot from inside the 18??? and you do this for an hour???

wow.

call me crazy, but i had no idea that much practice was required for that range.

 

[deleted-dope]

Thanks for laying out the no-win situation the rangers have to deal with. I'm saying it right now if we had our keeper a win would be a lock for NDFC

im with the jive on this one..i cant wait till we get our full team back together..should be fun...still a few stragles kicking around that are not around still besides myself....just be ready thats it...out

 

[walls]

how many more are their that are not here yet?? i know of three for sure that weren't there last week and you still 7 subs i believe . shite you guys need a grandstand, not a bench !! on that note, the bc lions could use a fg kicker if any of the above want to see the field this year .

 

[Jinky]

shite you guys need a grandstand, not a bench !!

Walls, I don't think bleachers are something you should make fun at.

It makes bulljive sad.

And that wouldn't be fair after Rangersnaenever just presented him with the TTP Eliza Doolittle Award. It is like My Fair Lady around here, I'm sure Frase has broken into song to mark the special occasion, "I think he's got it, I think bulljive's got it, By Jove I think he's got it!" "la la la la la dee dee la la"

"Wee Eddie's got a nae so bad set of wheels eh?"

When you say wheels, are you talking about the skateboard he used to ride to Surrey Fc games during that year the government asked him not to drive an automobile anymore?

 

[knvb]

Christ on Eddie's skateboard... that was long time ago...

Walls, I don't think bleachers are something you should make fun at.

It makes bulljive sad.

I hope I wasn't the only one to have laughed at that.

 

[walls]

who's taking in the ndfc vs. rangers tonight and what your predictions????
i'll be there cheering on my d-town affiliates, but think the rangers will take this one 3-1, with the difference being physical play of the inside mids(or in ones case, a lack there of).

 

[bulljive]

I think Walls is single handily trying to tell the world our weakness. First, starting the rumblings with the keeper, now calling our center mids soft. Paul and Tim both get in hard on tackles and I can guarantee their center mid may have more size but will not have not half the skill. When you play ND national (walls' team), there weakness is everywhere the whole team sucks period. especially walls he is usually ends up on the bottom afte a tackle at the bottom wtth somebodies nuts on his head . Nd 3-2 over the rangers too much skill and speed I hope

 

[outkast]

Paul and Tim both get in hard on tackles and I can guarantee their center mid may have more size but will not have not half the skill.

Is that a direct shot at Zaurini?? A tall order for Paul Bunyon and Timmy The Tooth. 2-0 Rangers, in a luck lustered affair.

 

[walls]

who the fcuk is paul..........pb taking over for the little baby in the center .....way to add some muscle .....that should go over well with him......such a team guy and all . i'm bringing out my camcorder for this one. i love a good sideline spectacle . might need to rent a hlicopter though to see over your granstand...er...bench .
lets go nd. get the job done.

ps- would it be wrong to tell their defence bout your majical move up front jive....the infamous roxy bar caucasion shuffle...woops .

 

[bulljive]

got to love the roxy shuffle walls lol. yes, outkast I know zaurini has skill, fukc it's like all of ttp is on these guys dick. I got a ton of respect for there team, they have been a top team in the fvsl for a while and seem like a classy bunch. Do I think we can compete with them of course. you mean we are playing the rangers tonight oh ****.. fukc.. give me a fukcing break. Just another game against a quality team. Win or lose it's going to be a good learning experience for us. Maybe next year we will merge with the Lions and act like we belong in premier after a year.

 

[walls]

do i smell a new goal celebration jive????
DO IT!!!!!!

 

[shaven]

shite you guys need a grandstand, not a bench

We'll just take the one provided for your games, seeing as how there's never anyone sitting in it to watch you play.

~Shaven

 

[walls]

you keep it warm for the boys for when they're finished eh!!

 

[Jinky]

Is Zuarinni bringing the mingler tonight?


And we know that shaven bears the double deuces but what number does bulljive sport?

 

[Rangerforever]

I've told him to let you know once he gets off my dick.

 

[Zaurrini]

Is Zuarinni bringing the mingler tonight?

Spend a few dollars more for the boys and I get sh*t on.
Next time I'll save the $5 and get the Pilsner they continue to love.

Forever in RangerForevers Arms,

Z

 

[knvb]

Woooooooooooooooo!!!

And just like that an instant classic is born.

Rangers Woooooo 3 ND 1