FIFA 2018 Group Stage Banter

[akslop]

that was close.

For @Dude and @Soccer Coach . Congrats

 

[Dude]

Today it's shared ice cream. Tomorrow, back to him being stupid. Today, you're stupid.

 

[akslop]

Today, you're stupid.

You remember who your talking to right? I'll take that as a compliment and I consider it major progress.

 

[STD]

Recorded the Poland game to watch with the wife later but I accidentally saw the result. Question now is do I let the wife know before hand and save her the agony of watching or pretend not to know anything.

 

[akslop]

Recorded the Poland game to watch with the wife later but I accidentally saw the result. Question now is do I let the wife know before hand and save her the agony of watching or pretend not to know anything.

Either way Get her a 60 of Sobieski Vodka.

2 potential out comes:

1)She either get drunk angry beat the piss out of you.

or

2) Sloppy drunk and you might get laid.

 

[Dude]

Recorded the Poland game to watch with the wife later but I accidentally saw the result. Question now is do I let the wife know before hand and save her the agony of watching or pretend not to know anything.

You are in a no win situation. You must pretend you have no idea, do as Akslop says (who today is a smart person, ironically), and hope for #2, or at least a variation of #1 that leads to #2.

 

[akslop]

@STD listen to @Dude and do what I say. I'm the polish version of Leon Phelps

 

[Dude]

That's kinda like being the Austrian version of David Hasslehoff. The same, but....very different.

 

[STD]

I did try it and that’s how I ended up with my seven year. Never again.

 

[forest1979]

players going down with supposed injuries, clutching their faces....would suggest that any player who is injured not as the result of a direct foul must either be immediately subbed or must leave field for 3 minutes (it would give 4th official something to do) but the whole situation is becoming a farce...one guy went down rolling in agony because the ball hit his arse!! load of bollocks!!

 

[dezza]

https://fivethirtyeight.com/feature...n-soccer-power-that-wasnt-supposed-to-happen/

 

[The Franchise]

Don't let this distract you from Ronaldo's header today.

That's 4 goals

 

[4STGMP]

Don't let this distract you from Ronaldo's header today.

That's 4 goals

Sorry I was too busy looking at all the acting coming from Pepe....I think he’s up to 6....that pussy should be banned for the next 2 games

 

[Regs]

WTF?

How is that considered in an unnatural position? Have any of these fcuking officials jumped more than 5cm in the air before?

 

[cascadesoccer]

Is Argentina the worst “good” team ever? These guys are fcukin terrible.

 

[akslop]

Is Argentina the worst “good” team ever? These guys are fcukin terrible.

 

[The Franchise]

Sorry I was too busy looking at all the acting coming from Pepe....I think he’s up to 6....that pussy should be banned for the next 2 games

 

[Regs]

Fcuk, I was hoping the ticos held on for the single point... Neymar is cnut. As is cnutihno of course.

 

[dezza]

With the impact coutinho is having at WC his market value is really increasing. Would be a great time to sell him. Oh wait....

 

[cascadesoccer]

Neymar is the biggest panzie in the history of soccer. His talent is incredible but his actions make me have zero respect for him. Nigeria throwing Argentina a life line here. Argentina deserve to go home.