DCS Dart Night - March

[One Dart]

OD is in. My call is that either Bravedart or Dart Vader get the old sucker punch. Actually, with them it's not so much a sucker punch as it is a pummeling. A one on one, toe to toe, assdance to, well, no assdance throttling.

 

[bravedart]

BD is in for about 8:30pm.

My call is that either Bravedart or Dart Vader get the old sucker punch. Actually, with them it's not so much a sucker punch as it is a pummeling. A one on one, toe to toe, assdance to, well, no assdance throttling.

Dem der are fightin' worrds!

Care to bet a plate of NA-CHOS on that you ass-rippling....er sorry....tsunami-ing biotch! (Forgot who I was dealing with)

 

[Walks]

The Prince shall be there between 9:02 and 9:33 pm.

Wednesday Gentlemen?(and you too Prince.)

Fcuk you Neo. You're the first one to get cnuted tomorrow

 

[Dart Vader]

DV will be there around 8:30.

OD, do you actually teach kids at school or is that just a front for spending your time playing in the TTP arcarde?

 

[BlazeArmy]

I'm in. I'll be there 7:45pm ish.

 

[Walks]

OD, do you actually teach kids at school or is that just a front for spending your time playing in the TTP arcarde?

Judging by these statistics DV, it's a little known fact that OD spends much of his time in the Arcade. And who says that today's education system is shite ??

Number of game sessions recorded: 266
Total time spent playing in the Arcade: 821 minutes

Wow ........ you've outdone yourself mate.

 

[BlazeArmy]

In OD's defence

He's still not even close to the top in the teacher awards

check keepers stats

Number of game sessions recorded: 85
Total time spent playing in the Arcade: 1357 minutes


I'm not a whiz at math but he's spent more than a full day in the arcade.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Tilly will be there about 9:04

 

[BlazeArmy]

Tilly will be there about 9:04

I'll buy the first of whatever your drinking. If your not drinking I'll get wings of your choice.

 

[One Dart]

No teaching today guys. I think I'm sportsnetted out for today. Almost arcaded out too. I'll never, though, be too tired to kick the crap out of Bravedart. Let's play for wings instead of nach-os.

 

[the power]

The Power is in, ready to complete his ascendency to the top of the DCS table.

 

[knvb]

Looks who's back...

I'll buy the first of whatever your drinking. If your not drinking I'll get wings of your choice.

Fcuk sakes, Neo get your nose out. I'm going to be there around 8:36 you can buy me my first too.

Looks like a packed house on Wednesday.

 

[bravedart]

Let's play for wings instead of nach-os.

The payment-dodger strikes again eh! Goes for the wings wager on the cheap night!

Whatever you want OD. I'll win anyways.

 

[BlazeArmy]

Fcuk sakes, Neo get your nose out. I'm going to be there around 8:36 you can buy me my first too.

DI, the man drinks soda and lime for god's sakes.
Wings are an easy add on to my own order.

 

[One Dart]

I'll take wings over nach-os anyday Bravedart. Besides, I'm saving you money.

 

[Sidewinder]

The Sidewinder will put in a brief appearance sometime tonight. Will probably just stay long enough for 2 quick wins then fcuk off home.

 

[J_B]

After training tonight I made my first appearance at an actual DCS night to actual see if these events take place as I was always suspect that they plonkers made it up. However I arrived and with great suprise put some faces to names, I think I knew more names then KVNB and I was only just there for 5 mins, and no excuses on the booze

As for the highlight of the night the match between myself (a non-DCS member) vs Prince of Manchester(DCS member - and team out of champions league). I think for the majority of the match I had him asking to go home however as a rookie i left myself with the token double 1 finish which i was told was the worst leave possible. However being up 120 points and being able to finish POM was great as I knew I could compete, even with using Henricks darts.

For those that left early POM had a shocker all night and must say that I could visualize his position in bed after the state he was in. Walking in and falling on another firetruck waking up the full house again and crawling into bed, for those that aren't in the visualizing mode I will attach a photo to help emphasize this.

ENJOY

Cheers
JB

 

[Jinky]

When did Walks grow his hair long and dye it blonde?

 

[BlazeArmy]

><sniff><tear wipe> These comments for the Prince. I'd, i'd like to apologize for the cnuting given you last night. It's good to hear you will be ok and be back to the ochre in no time. To the Prince's Family, I' like to apologize for putting you through the aftermath of such a punting.To the rest of the DCS, <sniff> <tear wipe> <emotional pause> You are all cnuts too for cnuting the Prince all night long. To the fans of the DCS <sniff> <sniff> <tear wipe> <emotional turn to get a sip of water> and the kids who dream of one day being a member, I'm sorry. I normally don't beat people that badly, I'm not a mean-spirited person. There was no ass dance. Thanks. <sniff> Hopefully BigBird calls you and can soothe your wounds.

 

[knvb]

Nice one.

Standings now, rant(s) later.

POM points in (brackets)

DI 5-0 (12)
OD 4-2 (5)
Power 2-4 (3)
BD 2-6 (-3)
Prince 1-5 (-3)
Neo 4-2 (10)
DV 2-3 (1)
Tilly 3-0 (9)

It should be noted Tilly played 3 games and won two by skunkings.