Sidewinder
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Bravedart; she must do it by numbers then. Like a quick 50.
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DCS Dart Night - December
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Captain Shamrock
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I'm guessing you'll drop them all at some point in the evening.
Hands of Stone
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I would try to throw a couple at you, but I doubt I could throw one hard enough to pierce that fury coat that you call "back hair".
hos
Me, pick up Jinky, do you want me to have to get back surgery too?
I would try to throw a couple at you, but I doubt I could throw one hard enough to pierce that fury coat that you call "back hair".
hos
Me, pick up Jinky, do you want me to have to get back surgery too?
Hands of Stone
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Extra Gravy, thats why I can't pick the big man up.
hos
hos
cerebral smallsy
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must have been a late nite...
twas the day after dart night and all through the ttp house,
not a creature was stirring not even one of you louses.
so put on your housecoat, put on your socks.
knvb, givem' a kiss and so good-bye to walks.
prez.
twas the day after dart night and all through the ttp house,
not a creature was stirring not even one of you louses.
so put on your housecoat, put on your socks.
knvb, givem' a kiss and so good-bye to walks.
prez.
Sidewinder
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Did someone do a pumpkin on a pointsetta ?. I wonder why ? I wonder who ?
Struggling ......
It may have happened
Jammy fcuking bastard ........
Oh SW .......... when I say ring me on my mobile to let me know if there's any roadblocks, that means call me on my cell. Thanks for the call ......... I had a lovely sleep in the Landing parking lot, Cheers .......
It may have happened
Jammy fcuking bastard ........
Oh SW .......... when I say ring me on my mobile to let me know if there's any roadblocks, that means call me on my cell. Thanks for the call ......... I had a lovely sleep in the Landing parking lot, Cheers .......
Sidewinder
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Oh, by the way, there were no roadblocks, that,s why I didn,t calll. Did you have Michaela as a cushion?
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Dearest Supporters club members,
It wasn't really that late of a night compared to others, but it was tremendously long. Everyone but Whirlwind had showed up and I'm not so convinced he wasn't there with how wound up everyone was... ok me..... and Prince. When will the Landing learn to have small arrangements be it , pumpkins or poinsettias around a bunch of angry, shitty, dart players, and then serve them beer on top of it is probably not such a good idea? I hear they're going to rename Landner Trunk to Poinsettia Lane.
4 hours of waiting and playing, waiting then playing and then waiting some more with the worst excuse for a record spinner in the universe, or England, blasting a various mix of Cnutry then AC/DC followed with some 80's pop rock in the background is a bit much to take by anyone's standards. Some, obviously handled it better than others.
My particular performance started off like any other with two quick wins. A lumping of Neo followed by another W versus my favorite punching bag Brave Dart. I then had to face Tilly, and by watching his previous two matches, although winning them, I felt pretty good going in. We had our usual close game with the lead being swapped back and forth (sick) until the bastard pulled another 3 dart special on me. I swear he saves his best and quickest finishes for me. I'm now 1-6 and O-fer since August against him, although I think that was the last time he was out. Fcuking part timer is really getting on my tits.
That game set the tone for me the rest of the way. Angry. I then lost to Power, who was playing very well at the time and then beat OD in another close match where it was toight down to the end and a race to be first to finish (as you do in darts). I also stuffed Sidewinder in there someplace, him and his fcuking ugly flights. By then I had had about enough of not only darts but the flat draft beer they were passing off, waiting 20 minutes between playing, my ears had been assaulted and not exclusively by the Prince this time, but the fat fcuk in charge of the music and I had wanted to take my red book and go home. I decided to stay to extend my win streak against Prince first. Bad idea. Fcuking lost to the tosser and heard about it after too. In the bar, then in the car on the way home, text messages the works... Fcuker.
Oh well, I was due for a blow up and it had been a month plus since I lost more than twice in a night so with that out of the way I can get back on track again. I think it was decided we were going to take a pass on arrows next week for the All-star break and I guess, Christmas, but try and pick up a night on the Monday or Tuesday before New years eve.
Power 8-0
OD 5-3
Tilly 3-0
DI 4-3
BB 0-3
DV 0-3
SW 2-4
Neo 1-5
POM 5-3
It wasn't really that late of a night compared to others, but it was tremendously long. Everyone but Whirlwind had showed up and I'm not so convinced he wasn't there with how wound up everyone was... ok me..... and Prince. When will the Landing learn to have small arrangements be it , pumpkins or poinsettias around a bunch of angry, shitty, dart players, and then serve them beer on top of it is probably not such a good idea? I hear they're going to rename Landner Trunk to Poinsettia Lane.
4 hours of waiting and playing, waiting then playing and then waiting some more with the worst excuse for a record spinner in the universe, or England, blasting a various mix of Cnutry then AC/DC followed with some 80's pop rock in the background is a bit much to take by anyone's standards. Some, obviously handled it better than others.
My particular performance started off like any other with two quick wins. A lumping of Neo followed by another W versus my favorite punching bag Brave Dart. I then had to face Tilly, and by watching his previous two matches, although winning them, I felt pretty good going in. We had our usual close game with the lead being swapped back and forth (sick) until the bastard pulled another 3 dart special on me. I swear he saves his best and quickest finishes for me. I'm now 1-6 and O-fer since August against him, although I think that was the last time he was out. Fcuking part timer is really getting on my tits.
That game set the tone for me the rest of the way. Angry. I then lost to Power, who was playing very well at the time and then beat OD in another close match where it was toight down to the end and a race to be first to finish (as you do in darts). I also stuffed Sidewinder in there someplace, him and his fcuking ugly flights. By then I had had about enough of not only darts but the flat draft beer they were passing off, waiting 20 minutes between playing, my ears had been assaulted and not exclusively by the Prince this time, but the fat fcuk in charge of the music and I had wanted to take my red book and go home. I decided to stay to extend my win streak against Prince first. Bad idea. Fcuking lost to the tosser and heard about it after too. In the bar, then in the car on the way home, text messages the works... Fcuker.
Oh well, I was due for a blow up and it had been a month plus since I lost more than twice in a night so with that out of the way I can get back on track again. I think it was decided we were going to take a pass on arrows next week for the All-star break and I guess, Christmas, but try and pick up a night on the Monday or Tuesday before New years eve.
Power 8-0
OD 5-3
Tilly 3-0
DI 4-3
BB 0-3
DV 0-3
SW 2-4
Neo 1-5
POM 5-3
I'm calling bullshit Sidewinder, you simply forgot to ring Walks on his mobile didn't you. What did you do with your mobile? Did you turn it off so no one could ring you?
A pretty rough morning as could be imagined after my play fell off so severely towards the end of the night. I wonder why? Not quite into the pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea like Sean (Who the fukc is Sean btw ). Lost to DI in a close one, missed my first chance to finish and then he did. Lost to the POM in a stinker although I believe he had one or two good numbers and then looked disinterested against the Power and had to muster up all the restraint that is possible after abou 9 beers not to pull a Prince and hasten the renaming. I bet dart night at the Sundowner never sees trays of popcorn sprayed across 64th. At least we have that.
A pretty rough morning as could be imagined after my play fell off so severely towards the end of the night. I wonder why? Not quite into the pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea like Sean (Who the fukc is Sean btw
). Lost to DI in a close one, missed my first chance to finish and then he did. Lost to the POM in a stinker although I believe he had one or two good numbers and then looked disinterested against the Power and had to muster up all the restraint that is possible after abou 9 beers not to pull a Prince and hasten the renaming. I bet dart night at the Sundowner never sees trays of popcorn sprayed across 64th. At least we have that.Sidewinder
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Thank you Mr. Vader for getting those special flights;you are a gentleman. b.t.w. what were you doing roaming around the Cobalt?
The flights got their first taste of victory against Neo and 4 points to boot.Great finish St. George.
The 3 pointer against the Prince were also sweet.If you can't finish Mr. Manchester stick to reffing.
3 of the 4 losses were close and caused the opposition to sweat a little.
Great scenery last night. The cheese distribution was also great I think,but 1 plate of nachos and 10 piglets makes for not much to eat.
Will make my triumphant return to the circuit on Jan. 14 2004. Don't freeze your nuts off while I'm gone boys.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all on the circuit and to our ever growing fan base.
Sidewinder.
The flights got their first taste of victory against Neo and 4 points to boot.Great finish St. George.
The 3 pointer against the Prince were also sweet.If you can't finish Mr. Manchester stick to reffing.
3 of the 4 losses were close and caused the opposition to sweat a little.
Great scenery last night. The cheese distribution was also great I think,but 1 plate of nachos and 10 piglets makes for not much to eat.
Will make my triumphant return to the circuit on Jan. 14 2004. Don't freeze your nuts off while I'm gone boys.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all on the circuit and to our ever growing fan base.
Sidewinder.
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