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Champions League 2003/2004
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chelsea have had a tough time with Prague on both occasions, William Gallas Bailing them out in the 85th minute in Prague .. and what a chance he missed to win it this time, i think chelsea were more concerned with just at least getting a draw.
yes sunday will be a good one, i want to see some goals though, IF a draw id like to see 2-2 like last year at the bridge - what a game that was.
chelsea have had a tough time with Prague on both occasions, William Gallas Bailing them out in the 85th minute in Prague .. and what a chance he missed to win it this time, i think chelsea were more concerned with just at least getting a draw.
yes sunday will be a good one, i want to see some goals though, IF a draw id like to see 2-2 like last year at the bridge - what a game that was.
result!!!!!
Excellent, I knew eventually it would start to sink in and one day you could make a pisstake all of your own accord. Well played that man.
I must say I like and admire the path you've chosen. Self-deprecation is very noble.
No, that's self-deprecation. Only slightly different from self-decapitation, admittedly.
Don't lose your head in all the excitement, Vinny, I remember the heady, halcyon days of my first proper pisstake too.
Not that anyone else will.
Haven't posted it yet.
Excellent, I knew eventually it would start to sink in and one day you could make a pisstake all of your own accord. Well played that man.
I must say I like and admire the path you've chosen. Self-deprecation is very noble.
No, that's self-deprecation. Only slightly different from self-decapitation, admittedly.
Don't lose your head in all the excitement, Vinny, I remember the heady, halcyon days of my first proper pisstake too.
Not that anyone else will.
Haven't posted it yet.
Tweet! Off topic, offside and fresh off the fcuking boat! We've got it all today on TTP! Yay, this is fun. For about five minutes there Fastshow was moderating with a vengeance (as opposed to moderating with a head cold, or worse, a case of the clap like usual). I want in. Which one of you fcukers lives in a glass house I've got a rock to lob through it.
Champions league is shite, the B cup is where it's at.
Champions league is shite, the B cup is where it's at.
Rangerforever
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Vincent:
Perhaps we got started off on the wrong foot.
Possibly the one in your mouth or the one that will be up your ass should you piss me off any further.
My point is, dear boy, is I FCUKING KNEW YOU'D ALREADY QUALIFIED.
That was the fcuking joke man.
"Yes, Vinny, how did Chelski do?"
You know, being sarcastic on Walks' comment?
Get it?
Also, the other inside jokes were taking the piss about the Russian Rubles flowing into the board's pockets and the fact that I've resigned myself to the fact my beloved Rangers are out.
My comment regarding Belvedere, in case you don't know (which is stating the obvious actually) is a high-end Vodka I would now enjoy.
Again, taking the piss that I would actually support Chelsea.
God, did you have to bite so fcuking hard?
Let me end of with one of my favourite jokes.
It may enlighten you on the situation here.
Advance apologies to the Captain, who knows I'm TTPing.
Paddy and Jock are walking along the street when they see a sheep with it's head caught in the fence.
Jock winks at Paddy and proceeds to take advantage of the poor wee sheep who is completely fcuked.
Pardon the pun.
Once done, Jock looks at Paddy and declares:
"OK Paddy, your turn".
So Paddy sticks his head in the fence.....
Have a nice day.
Perhaps we got started off on the wrong foot.
Possibly the one in your mouth or the one that will be up your ass should you piss me off any further.
My point is, dear boy, is I FCUKING KNEW YOU'D ALREADY QUALIFIED.
That was the fcuking joke man.
"Yes, Vinny, how did Chelski do?"
You know, being sarcastic on Walks' comment?
Get it?
Also, the other inside jokes were taking the piss about the Russian Rubles flowing into the board's pockets and the fact that I've resigned myself to the fact my beloved Rangers are out.
My comment regarding Belvedere, in case you don't know (which is stating the obvious actually) is a high-end Vodka I would now enjoy.
Again, taking the piss that I would actually support Chelsea.
God, did you have to bite so fcuking hard?
Let me end of with one of my favourite jokes.
It may enlighten you on the situation here.
Advance apologies to the Captain, who knows I'm TTPing.
Paddy and Jock are walking along the street when they see a sheep with it's head caught in the fence.
Jock winks at Paddy and proceeds to take advantage of the poor wee sheep who is completely fcuked.
Pardon the pun.
Once done, Jock looks at Paddy and declares:
"OK Paddy, your turn".
So Paddy sticks his head in the fence.....
Have a nice day.
a-one and a-two and a-three.....
Outstanding entertainment.
Dazza,
I don't know what you do of a Wednesday night but we don't get Peter Mansbridge over here.
Until Friday night.
Vinny, that's two half-decent pisstakes now, well done. I'll keep track for you on my wallcharts.
At this rate you may have done one intentionally by the time RF comes to the realisation explaining things to certain people is a collosal waste of his precious energy reserves.
Here's an idea, why don't you two have a race to see who gets it sussed first?
In the spirit of things, why don't you 'do one' now?
Is Marc Bircham in the Champions League with QPR?
Outstanding entertainment.
Dazza,
I don't know what you do of a Wednesday night but we don't get Peter Mansbridge over here.
Until Friday night.
Vinny, that's two half-decent pisstakes now, well done. I'll keep track for you on my wallcharts.
At this rate you may have done one intentionally by the time RF comes to the realisation explaining things to certain people is a collosal waste of his precious energy reserves.
Here's an idea, why don't you two have a race to see who gets it sussed first?
In the spirit of things, why don't you 'do one' now?
Is Marc Bircham in the Champions League with QPR?
What were you looking for then? A gay cookery site?
By the way Daz, if Celtic entered the EPL, they wouldn't win the League (and thus appear in the CL) but they would compete as they showed last year against Blackburn and Liverpool, two teams who finished higher in the league than your dismal, spineless Spurs.
Celtic would however win the league within 5 years for the many reasons I've posted elsewhere.
EPL 02-03
Teams Pld Pts
Man United 38 83
Arsenal 38 78
Newcastle 38 69
Chelsea 38 67
Liverpool 38 64
Blackburn 38 60
Everton 38 59
Soton 38 52
Man City 38 51
Tottenham 38 50
Middlesbro 38 49
Charlton 38 49
Birmingham 38 48
Fulham 38 48
Leeds 38 47
A Villa 38 45
Bolton 38 44
West Ham 38 42
West Brom 38 26
Sunderland 38 19
Just be thankful the Hoops aren't in the EPL as that would mean another 2 drubbings you mugs would have to suffer. But then you're used to that by now.
Back on topic, what the fcuk is a Spurs fan even posting in the CL thread for anyways? You shouldn't even be physically able to see this thread.
Jinky,
That table counts for shite right now.
Look at where Blackburn are now for instance.
Celtic would not win the league within 5 years, but I admit that they are a huge club, in Scotland. They could be a huge club in England if they were in the EPL, as they have a huge fan base.
Right now, with their current team, I don't think they would fair that well in the EPL. My point in that ealier post was that there shouldn't be two teams in the Champions League from the shite Scottish league, let alone from any league. It's become a total farce.
It is debatable whether even the Champions from the SPL should get in. They should even go into a prelim round. But then there shouldn't be a prelim round....
Daz
That table counts for shite right now.
Look at where Blackburn are now for instance.
Celtic would not win the league within 5 years, but I admit that they are a huge club, in Scotland. They could be a huge club in England if they were in the EPL, as they have a huge fan base.
Right now, with their current team, I don't think they would fair that well in the EPL. My point in that ealier post was that there shouldn't be two teams in the Champions League from the shite Scottish league, let alone from any league. It's become a total farce.
It is debatable whether even the Champions from the SPL should get in. They should even go into a prelim round. But then there shouldn't be a prelim round....
Daz
Jinky,
First off, it's nothing against Scots. Both of my parents are Scottish, which, I believe makes me a Scot, even though I have never lived there. So you and Bucky are stuck with me
It's just that the SPL is not up to much. The same can probably be said of some of the other leagues in Europe.
I really hope that you and the Gers do get into the EPL at some stage. Tradition is obviously in the way. But at the very least both of you, and perhaps an Irish team (Wimbledon tried to move there a few years ago when still in the EPL, and they could have been called WimbleDublin ), and you would have a fantastic setup. Think of all the fans that travel across from Ireland every weekend to watch games in the EPL.
It'll probably never happen though.
Daz
First off, it's nothing against Scots. Both of my parents are Scottish, which, I believe makes me a Scot, even though I have never lived there. So you and Bucky are stuck with me
It's just that the SPL is not up to much. The same can probably be said of some of the other leagues in Europe.
I really hope that you and the Gers do get into the EPL at some stage. Tradition is obviously in the way. But at the very least both of you, and perhaps an Irish team (Wimbledon tried to move there a few years ago when still in the EPL, and they could have been called WimbleDublin
), and you would have a fantastic setup. Think of all the fans that travel across from Ireland every weekend to watch games in the EPL.It'll probably never happen though.
Daz
Well that's actually the first time you've backed up any of your broad statements and quite frankly it's not up to much either.
Why? Because Dazza says so that's why.
Why? Because Dazza says so that's why.
Why? Because Dazza says so that's why.
Why? Because a little bird told Dazza.
A little off topic but in the same vein .....
From Skysports.com
For Kippax .........
Manchester City stumbled out of the Uefa Cup after being held goalless in Groclin, the Polish side going into the third round courtesy of the away goal they scored in Manchester.
City have now failed to score in their last three games as their expensively assembled strikeforce continues to misfire - laughably so at times.
From Skysports.com
For Kippax .........
Manchester City stumbled out of the Uefa Cup after being held goalless in Groclin, the Polish side going into the third round courtesy of the away goal they scored in Manchester.
City have now failed to score in their last three games as their expensively assembled strikeforce continues to misfire - laughably so at times.
unlucky Oasis.....
To be fair to Man City, Groclin perfromed their standard filthy continental cheating carry-on to perfection by wasting more time than Vinny on a Mensa exam.
To be fair to Groclin, the Polish town's population is 16,000.
That's like losing to Chilliwack.
Excellent.
To be fair to Man City, Groclin perfromed their standard filthy continental cheating carry-on to perfection by wasting more time than Vinny on a Mensa exam.
To be fair to Groclin, the Polish town's population is 16,000.
That's like losing to Chilliwack.
Excellent.
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