2003/2004 VMSL Rumours and Scuttlebutt

[Hands of Stone]

Are you kidding me?????

I don't joke, perhaps BlazeFC can hire the same guy, now that you guys are in Div. 1, and looking for a good result.

I don't joke, but I do seek attention.

hos

 

[BlazeArmy]

No chance of the Blaze hiring him. Not unless pint lifting and chicken wing eating are part of his fitness testing. If thats the case i am one of the fittest people in the world.

As for attention getting, nice one with the short pull after a goal. I myself have always liked the moon(in my case quite the full moon) to the crowd but the short pull is a nice touch.
Maybe you can find out when they are testing/training and heckle. That should get you some atention.

 

[larsson]

It is true we are starting wedensday we apparntly have a professional coach from south africa who just moved here taking over our team.I hope our new players this year are as excited as we are the new players are:not telling

 

[cerebral smallsy]

it's kinda like the trollups. get started sooner so come next march when your season ends it will feel like you played a full year.

 

[larsson]

hey smallsey maybe u should come out with us so u can loose all ur fat.Actually were are getting serrious about winning the league so talk all u want but by this time next year hopefully u will come out to watch us win the provincial cup.For a shite player u do talk a lot.

 

[Walks]

For a shite player u do talk a lot.

Larsson, don't tell that to the young kid that asked Smallsy for his autograph at the VMSL All Star Game, he'd be gutted

 

[cerebral smallsy]

hey smallsey maybe u should come out with us so u can loose all ur fat.Actually were are getting serrious about winning the league so talk all u want but by this time next year hopefully u will come out to watch us win the provincial cup.For a shite player u do talk a lot.

love to join you kettle, but my fat is already quite loose thank-you very much. besides we've got a cup to try and win this year.

 

[larsson]

smallsey how did u sign ur name FAT BOY SLIM pooor kid has waste of paper and pen.

 

[knvb]

I'm sure he would have much rather had your X writen in the dirt with a stick.

 

[BlazeArmy]

smallsey how did u sign ur name FAT BOY SLIM pooor kid has waste of paper and pen.

You'd think so. However i have it on good authority(ie. his uncle) that the lad in question was giving the ball a kickabout on the weekend. It's his dream to one day be able to live up to the reputation of his new ball signing hero. Although he wants no part of that squads Technical Medical Assistant. he was dissapointed by the lack of the magic sponge.

 

[cerebral smallsy]

larsson, your r indeeeed a ttp magishan.
i concede. afc will light it up next year and pull off the treble. all the while you will take the golden boot. if you're lucky, i might even sign it for you.
in the meantime i'll sign my vmsl all-star shirts from the past two years...you can wear them to training.

 

[knvb]

That may be a bit much, smallsy. There is no way he'll bite at that... unless of course you wrap a sandwich around it...

 

[larsson]

Hey if there were votes on all-star balloting u think u would be there.c'mon man let's face it u suck buddy and ur fat.Have ur shirts i just take the hardware later english cnut

 

[knvb]

That sounds like you now, larsson. Hardware, silverware, TV, VCR, blender... I could use some new tires if you get around to it.

Where there English Vikings?

 

[larsson]

ah knvb c'mon man it was a fluke u guys won the provincials last year and more of a fluke u even play premier so in saying that best of luck to gorge and inter and maybe smallsey can fall over his stomach and not get up.I like to predict things and i am usually right so Gorge over Westside and Inter over Pegs.But the Peg Inter should be a dandy.Let's go Deep Cove Summer team

 

[larsson]

Samllsey why they call u that hmmmmmmmmm must be ur little english pecker ya that is it.So ur new name from me is pinky.or computer nerd.Ur on here all the time u have any time for ur online gf how much u pay.

 

[cerebral smallsy]

utterly painful larsson. right to the bone with those comments. surely you're due for one of your semi-annual ttp retirements?
tell you what, save the personal attacks for next time we meet on the pitch. i'll be sure to save mine.

 

[Notty]

Stop this drivel...get back on topic! Pointless fat jokes are lamer than fake gay jokes! Stop it!

~Notty

PS...you're all gay!!!