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Div 2 2002-3 Division 2 Banter
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halfvolley
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Thanks
Much apprieciated!
Did they drop to Div. 2 last year or this year?
Is Ole still coaching the team? if you don't know don't worry about it.
Thanks again.
Much apprieciated!
Did they drop to Div. 2 last year or this year?
Is Ole still coaching the team? if you don't know don't worry about it.
Thanks again.
halfvolley
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Very interesting
I figured Ole was done after I heard they may have had a terrible year in Div. 1. No surprise there.
I may just have to show up and see them play. Its been awhile and I use to be their starting striker. Ole and I didn't really see eye to eye and I'm way out in Delta.
They're a fun team to play with. Party hard! Maybe too hard!
Thanks Teelay.
I figured Ole was done after I heard they may have had a terrible year in Div. 1. No surprise there.
I may just have to show up and see them play. Its been awhile and I use to be their starting striker. Ole and I didn't really see eye to eye and I'm way out in Delta.
They're a fun team to play with. Party hard! Maybe too hard!
Thanks Teelay.
the manager
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the silence is scaring me
Hello there fellow piss-takers in ttp land. It appears to be awfuly quiet in the ever so exciting 'banter' thread, started by none other than the deep-fried, high in carbohydrates french fry, dapotayto. Are people searching and grasping for sharp words? Or, has the novelty of 'creative roasting' passed?
I must say that it is of great interest to me to learn which piss-takers out there are in div 2. I feel that we should encourage more players to register to promote healthy competition. Or is the internet a luxury that is beond the reach of some players out there? I don't know about you, but the season has been much more exciting all around since the adoption of ttp to my soccer life. There is nothing better than to giggle silly over a post that you know has just made some unexpecting sap look foolish...no one-eye, I'm not talking about you. I mean, Seeing pictures of fellow players in tutu's and blubber bellies playing soccer makes me howl.
Those whom we haven't heard from recently are:
watcher...keep those wandering eyes where they should be and post already. We miss your witty humor..or is it demented humor?
iron mike...has someone taken you to the smelter?? Have you melted? Where are you?
the soon to be new poster..milkman...we know you're out there, stop pretending that you're the fantacy of every stay at home mom out there and register!
vrater...we don't miss yopu too much, actualy, I almost forgot about you. Speak up...who have you signed with??
harris 76...I hear you're new to these parts? Feel free to join in on the bantering, it's good to hear you're part of our group...I think!
yomama...you've been getting it alot out there...pictures and all. I'll let you be tonight. Play hard Sunday...or else!
Thats about it fo now, I'm off to check the score of the nuck's game online...last I saw, they were down 2-1.
alwayslookingforsomeonettoheckle.
Hello there fellow piss-takers in ttp land. It appears to be awfuly quiet in the ever so exciting 'banter' thread, started by none other than the deep-fried, high in carbohydrates french fry, dapotayto. Are people searching and grasping for sharp words? Or, has the novelty of 'creative roasting' passed?
I must say that it is of great interest to me to learn which piss-takers out there are in div 2. I feel that we should encourage more players to register to promote healthy competition. Or is the internet a luxury that is beond the reach of some players out there? I don't know about you, but the season has been much more exciting all around since the adoption of ttp to my soccer life. There is nothing better than to giggle silly over a post that you know has just made some unexpecting sap look foolish...no one-eye, I'm not talking about you. I mean, Seeing pictures of fellow players in tutu's and blubber bellies playing soccer makes me howl.
Those whom we haven't heard from recently are:
watcher...keep those wandering eyes where they should be and post already. We miss your witty humor..or is it demented humor?
iron mike...has someone taken you to the smelter?? Have you melted? Where are you?
the soon to be new poster..milkman...we know you're out there, stop pretending that you're the fantacy of every stay at home mom out there and register!
vrater...we don't miss yopu too much, actualy, I almost forgot about you. Speak up...who have you signed with??
harris 76...I hear you're new to these parts? Feel free to join in on the bantering, it's good to hear you're part of our group...I think!
yomama...you've been getting it alot out there...pictures and all. I'll let you be tonight. Play hard Sunday...or else!
Thats about it fo now, I'm off to check the score of the nuck's game online...last I saw, they were down 2-1.
alwayslookingforsomeonettoheckle.
...or else? That's a good one. It's not nice to give ultimatums to Yomama! The pressure is enough to make me kick the ball into my own net. Yomama is easy...going that is and doesn't need any incentive to play well, nor does he need hollow threats. Webster's dictionary defines hollow as that vacuous space between the Manager's ears. But I digress.
This Sunday, Yomama will be his usual, dependable self even with a wonky toe. In fact, it is the dependable, disciplined play of Yomama that has cursed him to remain on the back line forever while players of questionable skill and obvious lack of defensive prowess are allowed to run around the center cirlce for 90 minutes. Ouch!
You wanted us to break our silence. You wanted banter. Ask, and you shall receive.
(that's for making me run after practice eventhough I had to cycle back home up and down those hills).
This Sunday, Yomama will be his usual, dependable self even with a wonky toe. In fact, it is the dependable, disciplined play of Yomama that has cursed him to remain on the back line forever while players of questionable skill and obvious lack of defensive prowess are allowed to run around the center cirlce for 90 minutes. Ouch!
You wanted us to break our silence. You wanted banter. Ask, and you shall receive.
(that's for making me run after practice eventhough I had to cycle back home up and down those hills).
Oh perilous one
If the the quote attached to your most current posts is ture then what are we to make of such past postings:
Manager - perilous poser (amazing how a statment can have such a different when all you do is take away 1 little letter)
Manager - what am I to make of this? Is this joking really a cry for help. Buddy, your right, skip the image attachment session.
I'm running out of time to rip into the watcher in a similar fashion and he has given us far more ammunition to work with.
Manager i know these are fighting words but I got 12 hours of sleep last night and I am feeling overly spunky this morning, cheers!
If the the quote attached to your most current posts is ture then what are we to make of such past postings:
Manager - perilous poser (amazing how a statment can have such a different when all you do is take away 1 little letter)
Manager - what am I to make of this? Is this joking really a cry for help. Buddy, your right, skip the image attachment session.
I'm running out of time to rip into the watcher in a similar fashion and he has given us far more ammunition to work with.
Manager i know these are fighting words but I got 12 hours of sleep last night and I am feeling overly spunky this morning, cheers!
manager sick
For all you ttper's out there lets join together in wishing the manager best wishes on a quick recovery. For those that don't know the manager has come down with a strange virus that has caused his head to swell. So don't hold it against him if his next few posts are self promoting. Just to give you an idea of the severity of what i am talking about I've attached a recent photo of the manager.
For all you ttper's out there lets join together in wishing the manager best wishes on a quick recovery. For those that don't know the manager has come down with a strange virus that has caused his head to swell. So don't hold it against him if his next few posts are self promoting. Just to give you an idea of the severity of what i am talking about I've attached a recent photo of the manager.
the manager
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a can of worms for one-eye?
It has taken the manager most of the day to think long and hard about how to respond to an alleged snap shot of my face. To begin...quick thinking one-eye, you done good. I do, however, know how the one-eydian one is feeling inside after trouncing on an opportunity to exploit the managers current ailment. Scared and jittery! Yes folks, these are his current emotions because he knows, as the title on the left dictates, that I am THE PERILOUS POSTER!. And one-eye, I know, is anticipating a whitty response. And that my dear friend is what you will get...piss-taking at it's finest.
To many who will be viewing this post, you will not understand the nature of these writings as they refer to a matter commonly known as 'an inside joke.' I bid you all, as soon as you have a chance, to encourage one-eye to share the story of our inside joke.
And now my words to you one-eye are simply this....how's nubby?
the manager has added an image for effect. I now bid you all to go...go and ask one-eye to tell the story of nubby.
commingatyouwithaperilouspost
It has taken the manager most of the day to think long and hard about how to respond to an alleged snap shot of my face. To begin...quick thinking one-eye, you done good. I do, however, know how the one-eydian one is feeling inside after trouncing on an opportunity to exploit the managers current ailment. Scared and jittery! Yes folks, these are his current emotions because he knows, as the title on the left dictates, that I am THE PERILOUS POSTER!. And one-eye, I know, is anticipating a whitty response. And that my dear friend is what you will get...piss-taking at it's finest.
To many who will be viewing this post, you will not understand the nature of these writings as they refer to a matter commonly known as 'an inside joke.' I bid you all, as soon as you have a chance, to encourage one-eye to share the story of our inside joke.
And now my words to you one-eye are simply this....how's nubby?
the manager has added an image for effect. I now bid you all to go...go and ask one-eye to tell the story of nubby.
commingatyouwithaperilouspost
Do we play in the rain?
Well the season is a changin....It's going to be dark out after the game when the Watcher leaves the friendly confines of the Beaconsfield clubhouse (the best home park in div. 2 by the way). Will the Manager ever score again? Will one-eye ever light it up as expected or does the Watcher have to show Mr.NCAA how it's done? Will Iron Mike get the gerbil out of his ass and make it to any trainings? Will Yomamma ever come to grips with the fact that he is not in the same quick & witty league as the Watcher or will he live in denial growing old and bitter in the process? Will Potato and the Manager meet in person on Davie and Bute? Will the Mickster witness this through his binoculars from his secret rental pad?
MosterousMachinelikeMegalithsManhandleMunchkinlikeMaplewooders!!!!
Well the season is a changin....It's going to be dark out after the game when the Watcher leaves the friendly confines of the Beaconsfield clubhouse (the best home park in div. 2 by the way). Will the Manager ever score again? Will one-eye ever light it up as expected or does the Watcher have to show Mr.NCAA how it's done? Will Iron Mike get the gerbil out of his ass and make it to any trainings? Will Yomamma ever come to grips with the fact that he is not in the same quick & witty league as the Watcher or will he live in denial growing old and bitter in the process? Will Potato and the Manager meet in person on Davie and Bute? Will the Mickster witness this through his binoculars from his secret rental pad?
MosterousMachinelikeMegalithsManhandleMunchkinlikeMaplewooders!!!!
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Perilous Poseur
Oooookay. So what I'm trying to figure out now is whether whitty is actually supposed to be witty or if whitty is a typo and was meant to read shitty .
BTW Manager, are you actually the manager of NK, a player or both?
Oooookay. So what I'm trying to figure out now is whether whitty is actually supposed to be witty or if whitty is a typo and was meant to read shitty .
BTW Manager, are you actually the manager of NK, a player or both?
the manager
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manager/player
dapotayto,
my dear friend, The previous post where I forwarned a whitty response will only bear fruit if you ask one-eye about nubby....then, and only then, will you get what I mean. I thought I laid it out loud and clear....maybe I should have included one of yomamas schematics?
BTW, I am both player and manager...how about you? what is your involvement?
PS I was only off by one with my prediction of your guys' game.
good luck the rest of the way.....and ask one-eye about nubby!
overandout.
dapotayto,
my dear friend, The previous post where I forwarned a whitty response will only bear fruit if you ask one-eye about nubby....then, and only then, will you get what I mean. I thought I laid it out loud and clear....maybe I should have included one of yomamas schematics?
BTW, I am both player and manager...how about you? what is your involvement?
PS I was only off by one with my prediction of your guys' game.
good luck the rest of the way.....and ask one-eye about nubby!
overandout.
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Manager, I am but a lowly player/worker bee. And a new one at that. I don't think you quite understood my previous post. I was referring to your misspelling of the word witty. Of course, if you did understand then disregard this. I guess since you came within one goal of a correct prediction of our game you may resume supporting Liverpool. Your suspension is lifted although I am still hoping One-eye puts up that picture of Giggs in your orifice, I mean office. Go on One-eye!!!
the manager
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slipppp!
Spud,
I've noticed a familiar pattern to your posting, to which the therapist would most certainly agree. The number of Freudian slips that accompany your posts are alarming to say the least. I detect an incredible preoccupation with matters of a sexual, or bodily function, nature. I prescribe for you, much less alcohol in your diet and lessons on how not to juxtapose sexual and biological associations to normal conversation.
parttimetherapistwhennotmanaging
ps lets set up an exebition game.
ppss you still haven't asked one-eye about nubby.
Spud,
I've noticed a familiar pattern to your posting, to which the therapist would most certainly agree. The number of Freudian slips that accompany your posts are alarming to say the least. I detect an incredible preoccupation with matters of a sexual, or bodily function, nature. I prescribe for you, much less alcohol in your diet and lessons on how not to juxtapose sexual and biological associations to normal conversation.
parttimetherapistwhennotmanaging
ps lets set up an exebition game.
ppss you still haven't asked one-eye about nubby.
Meesage to all TTP followers. Yomamma is looking for well equipped, wannabe porn stars to act as extras for an upcomming video release.
If you need any info or would like to show the world what nature has blessed you with, Yomomma is holding auditions at the beaconsfield clubhouse Sunday after our game.
If you need any info or would like to show the world what nature has blessed you with, Yomomma is holding auditions at the beaconsfield clubhouse Sunday after our game.
In regards to the post about the auditions this Sunday...
The following people have already been type cast into the parts below:
Dapotayto = Pizza Delivery boy endowed with small equipment (aka french fry)
Mickster = Contortionist able to freely grab his ankles at will
Iron Mike = As himself and as his name implies, he doesn't need the help of Viagra (also needed an actor with more hair on his butt than on his head)
Originally I wanted the Point Grey Cheerleaders to make up the remainder of the cast, but for budget constraint reasons, I'll have to use the NS JB squad instead.
The following people have already been type cast into the parts below:
Dapotayto = Pizza Delivery boy endowed with small equipment (aka french fry)
Mickster = Contortionist able to freely grab his ankles at will
Iron Mike = As himself and as his name implies, he doesn't need the help of Viagra (also needed an actor with more hair on his butt than on his head)
Originally I wanted the Point Grey Cheerleaders to make up the remainder of the cast, but for budget constraint reasons, I'll have to use the NS JB squad instead.
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