Captain is going to chastise me for sure for what I am about to write, but I am going to anyway as TTP is pretty slow at the moment, and the Luis Vuitton reference reminds me of this story:
Michael Ballack was playing for Bayern a couple of years back, and they went to play a friendly in Dubai. As any decent guy on a roadtrip will do, he decided to buy his wife a "guilt gift". So, he buys his wife a $4000 US purse (Lita, maybe you should dump your guy and hook up with Ballack). Anyway, he flies back to Germany, an has a couple of Schapps (or maybe like Burrzy, Jager-bombs). He, as a result, when asked at customs if he has anything to declare, forgets to declare the purse. German Customs finds the undeclared purse, and Ballack has to pay a fine as a result.
The kicker is, in Germany, Customs fines are based on a percentage of the offending person's annual income.
As a result, Ballack was fined $125,000.00 US for his oversight.
Lita, here you go:
Michael Ballack was playing for Bayern a couple of years back, and they went to play a friendly in Dubai. As any decent guy on a roadtrip will do, he decided to buy his wife a "guilt gift". So, he buys his wife a $4000 US purse (Lita, maybe you should dump your guy and hook up with Ballack). Anyway, he flies back to Germany, an has a couple of Schapps (or maybe like Burrzy, Jager-bombs). He, as a result, when asked at customs if he has anything to declare, forgets to declare the purse. German Customs finds the undeclared purse, and Ballack has to pay a fine as a result.
The kicker is, in Germany, Customs fines are based on a percentage of the offending person's annual income.
As a result, Ballack was fined $125,000.00 US for his oversight.
Lita, here you go: