I actually ordered the 'Salad' from Micky D's....
Out comes a bag filled with nuts (surely the same they use for the sundaes), then another package of dressing, and a container filled with lettuce...
Today: road lunch. The wife heated me up a batch of samosas, which I chased with- you guessed it- coffee. Low cut summer dress today. Yesterday: black bikini top and spray on light blue skirt.
Delicious!
Now the damage: I've tallied what I've spent on coffee in the last month: 3 pre-paid $20.00 coffee cards = $60.00! On fcuking coffee!!!
Yeah, but then you have the increased costs of buying boxes of napkins, which I get from the coffee girl for free. Plus, I would have to buy and make my own coffee, to which I am now addicted.
Increase in maintenance costs, KNVB. Think about it...
What of the ever increasing cost of gas and high the maintenance bills on your vehicle? I don't know how far away you live from the Coffee slut, but I do know you drive to get there. What about the environment? Think of the damage you alone have done to the O-Zone. A box of tissue or two, coffee plus the Playboy network would still be more economical and a better choice for the future sake of Dude Jr. I'm sure....
Drive through McDonald’s- Big Extra Burgers on special. Should serve as a great pre-game meal tonight for our much anticipated BSL Playoff game. I also stopped off for a nice, piping hot coffee, which brings me to today’s Lisa Report…
Today, Lisa was once again causing accidents, sunbathing outside the hut. She’s wearing a hot pink bikini top, and a shrong around her waist (I think that’s what they’re called…those thin skirts girls tie around their waist at the beach). Zaurrini- just ask Demo next time you see him. Ask him what he thinks of my girlfriend, Lisa…