VMSL Masters 2007-2008 December/January Results and Banter

[T-Idiot]

Tasty rumour for the week:

MetroFord is not entering the Master's League Cup, 8 day transfer window is open now
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I heard some interesting things concerning the above .. about all I'm going to say
or should say ....

 

[Hose]

Sounds like you know nothing Idiot!

 

[AntiFan]

Hose.. I think what TIdiot is trying to say is; That if SCK transferred to Metro ford he would have the same chance at winning the league cup as he does now

 

[Hose]

Well he would get more playing time on Metro Ford than Inter. He is always on the bench or getting pulled for floating up front. Anyways that's what his coach Rob Z tells me, I ran into him at our staff meeting at Centennial High School.

 

[SCK]

Wow. You actually talked to Rob....Good luck with him! With any luck, he'll give you some time off. Oh, I forgot you already get time off teaching. Better yet, he'll make you run laps around the track seeing that you could shed a few pounds.
SCK

 

[Taxman]

Well he would get more playing time on Metro Ford than Inter. He is always on the bench or getting pulled for floating up front. Anyways that's what his coach Rob Z tells me, I ran into him at our staff meeting at Centennial High School.

They invite janitors to the staff meeting ?

 

[Hose]

Taxman were you the guy dressed like a Bumblebee on Sunday catching his breath every two seconds or the guy picking up his red underwear after the game.

 

[Taxman]

Taxman were you the guy dressed like a Bumblebee on Sunday catching his breath every two seconds or the guy picking up his red underwear after the game.

No - were you the one wearing Mary Poppins gloves and knickers ? You guys got lucky with a blown call from the ref and you know it. If it weren't for that and Rosie blowing a tire you guys were done.

 

[RedHairedGardenGNome]

They invite janitors to the staff meeting ?

LOL.. Classic

 

[Hose]

That's right Dave is a huge threat with that blinding speed and amazing vertical. Oh yeah and it was the refs fault. Good luck playing in the BINGO league next year if it will ever happen an bring some game Friday!

 

[steve1234]

Sounds like you know nothing Idiot!

Just another product of excellent Schooling, you should pat yourself on the back for your contribution.

 

[Hose]

No - were you the one wearing Mary Poppins gloves and knickers ?

That was your player who came in for D.R, his brother B.R. who was wearing the nice cashmere gloves.

 

[Taxman]

Get back to sweeping before you get caught slacking off .... or maybe work on your left foot in the gym.

 

[kingR]

The best thing about these posts is not knowing who HOSE is or was?, Friday nights coming up, and when you slag somebody you better be able to back it up. The way I see it you still have to play against D.R. and B.R. on Friday.
Good luck as it is only a league game!!!!

 

[Taxman]

Hose is the chubby guy on the sideline that never played and chirps like a bird ...

 

[Ballbaby]

All these jibes are quite amusing as we approach the end of our tenure on planet earth as Master's players extraordinaire. Monkey bars and merry-go-rounds. Hong Kong Phooey lunch kits. Playground stuff.

Bobby R with cashmere gloves? Say it ain't so. Funny, cashmere or not, it (cashmere fist) would still look pretty funny hitting a big Italian schnozolla.

What about these rumours fellas? Metro Ford liquidation sale? It's like boxing day all over again. I'll take him, the guy with one good ligament left in his entire body. I'll take the guy with hair. How about the little one just off crutches? Oh yeah, I want that guy, the one with diapers.

Exciting times in the epic entitled "No Masters team for Old Men". Oscar winner for sure.

We're all quality fellas. Remember that. Good people first. Good soccer players second.

 

[Rangerforever]

Speak for yourself Ballbaby...

Hose is the chubby guy on the sideline that never played and chirps like a bird ...

I don't know why, but I have a new found affinity for Hose.

 

[Ballbaby]

Speak for yourself Ballbaby...



I don't know why, but I have a new found affinity for Hose.

Does that mean you want to eat him? Which brings to question.....If the Rangers on a trip to Nationals crashed in the Rockies.....who would they eat first?

 

[Rangerforever]

On a previous Team flight Ian McLean proclaimed once that 'if this plane goes down, the Bear's ass is mine'.
I would assume with old Twinkle Toes out of the line up and retired now that, um, I assume someone else would be at the top of that list.

 

[Taxman]

Does that mean you want to eat him? Which brings to question.....If the Rangers on a trip to Nationals crashed in the Rockies.....who would they eat first?

... like the Rangers need to worry about traveling to the Nationals ... I heard Shuey is reitiring because gas is over $1.06. Nice to see you wake up and get back on the board Ranger - I won't make any fat jokes about you because Regs might think that is Parrot-like ... but as you can see Hose has stepped up - why he would ever want to burn a Rosenlund is beyond me - I guess he likes to spend time waking up hibernating bears.