The Un-official TTP Christmas Gathering.

[Dude]

Pretty quiet from...

The Poco side of the River. What's happening with Skytrain, Fat Monkey, Snowman, Sliver, Argyle, Draven...and the rest of them? Worried about the road blocks?

C'mon lads...get a van, draw straws, and make the loser your designated drunk driver.

 

[Yoda]

Oooooooooooooor

Just get your wives pregnant and you have a designated driver for a year.


For eight years it was me and now I have one year to catch up.


Ballbaby,
Would the Mrs. be offended if I called her Princess Lay-ya?

 

[Guinness]

Yoda

Now we all know the real reason for Mrs. Yoda coming out!!! My missus may make an appearance (depending on other plans)...

Dude,

You would be pretty upset too if your team was 4 points out of first!!! Oh wait, your mob is rock bottom!!!


Can'twaitforGuinnessontap&Mrs.Ballbaby

 

[Draven]

Why in God's name would you make this function on a Monday? Some people actually have to work the next day. And don't tell me that I only have to have a couple of drinks. That is not an option!!!

 

[Yoda]

Whatever

Draven,
You don't seem to have a problem drinking a case of beer after a Sunday game before working Monday?

What's the dif?

Guiness,
Please don't tell her?

 

[Dude]

You'll learn Yoda. An 8.5 month blessing, and minimum 5 year curse- unless you're dumb enough to have two close together, like I did. Once mini Yoda arrives, you'll find that a Saturday evening when you get the kid to bed early for a little Yoda and Mrs. Yoda time excites you. And no, I'm not talking about sex (they typically hold that sore area down under against you for a number of months), I'm talking about the rare opportunity to rent an movie PG-13 or better.

sigh...

Enjoy getting out NOW my man!

Guinness:

 

[Draven]

Yoda,
The difference being the long ride home..... Xmas is not a good time to risk D&D. Maybe I can sucker Skytrain into driving.....

 

[Guinness]

I call bullshit...

Originally posted by Draven
Yoda,
The difference being the long ride home..... Xmas is not a good time to risk D&D. Maybe I can sucker Skytrain into driving.....

It is closer than driving home from White Rock!!! Besides who works Christmas Eve???


Sorry, Dude

 

[knvb]

Laundry day.

11 sleeps till Mrs. Ballbaby.

Mrs. Guinness and Mrs. Ballbaby all in one night! Man am I going to have allot of socks to wash.

Yoda, It's only been a week and a day for me and I know Dude speaks the truth. Enjoy it now...

 

[Sage]

Sage gonna spice it up......

well, seeing how Mrs Ballbaby is going to show up, I'm dying to get a peek. Besides, I hear she likes brown, really hairy men, so I figure I've got the best chance of snagging her.

 

[Draven]

Re: I call bullshit...

Originally posted by Guinness


Besides who works Christmas Eve???


Sorry, Dude

Do you think that the fries at McDonald's just jump in the grease themselves?

 

[Guinness]

Re: Sage gonna spice it up......

Originally posted by Sage
well, seeing how Mrs Ballbaby is going to show up, I'm dying to get a peek. Besides, I hear she likes brown, really hairy men, so I figure I've got the best chance of snagging her.

You forgot to add; she likes tall lads that never wear gloves on the pitch!!! I guess that would hurt your chances???

Personally I think she'll go for the opposite to Mr. Ballbaby... Someone like Knvb: White as Homo milk, tall, ginger, daft and still listens to MC Hammer!!!


GuinnessfanciesMrs.KNVBtobeingoodform

 

[knvb]

Can't touch this...

10 sleeps till Mrs. Ballbaby.

 

[TheRob]

Last list. It's getting too big.

RF,

Can KOB's hold all these people along with your big head?

TheRob and Mrs. TheRob
Mrs. knvb and knvb
Yoda and Mrs. Yoda
Dude-where'smycar?
Rangerforever
Hands of Stone
Guinness
Notty
Jimmy Holiday
Jinky
J_B
Cainy
Aves
Demolition
Skip
Coach and Mrs. Coach
Ballbaby and Mrs. Ballbaby
Screw You Captain
Captain Shamrock and Mrs. Captain Shamrock
Mickster
Parkhead
One Dart
The Apprentice
Sage

 

[Reccos]

Party

I am not yet sure if I am free this night, but if I do come I will really enjoy meeting all the fine wives and TTPers, who I don't yet know. More than anything I will enjoy handing out copies of some of your posts commenting on what you'd like to do to them and certain sisters-in-law!




Reccoscuttingandpastingandcheckingittwice

 

[Yoda]

Ranger

Looking at that last list, you might need to hire some security or bouncers.



Your gonna need them when I start laying into Cainy and Aves for diving into the Pachos. You know how those PAU guys love to do that.

 

[Rangerforever]

Re: Ranger

Originally posted by Yoda
Looking at that last list, you might need to hire some security or bouncers.

I AM the fcuking security.

Any other questions?



The list is big and TR's checking it twice.

But, 30 is no problem for the lounge which is where we wanna be I guess?
With the Canucks on and all.

It's looking real good.

Thanks again everyone.

 

[Yoda]

Re: Re: Ranger

Originally posted by Rangerforever

I AM the fcuking security.

Like I said, you should hire some security.


I don't know if you could hold me back from those guys. Even those powerful hat trick legs couldn't get a hold of me.


I'd make TR put down a damage deposit before coming in. He's been known to ruin a few carpets.

 

[knvb]

9 more days until Mrs. Ballbaby.

 

[Skip]

Ranger

Originally posted by Rangerforever
But, 30 is no problem for the lounge which is where we wanna be I guess?

Ranger,

Don't you have one of those smokey hidden back rooms where the gangsters hang out?? You know, a card table, some cheap hookers, and an un-ending supply of 12 year old scotch?? ......oh, and of course a big screen tv. That's where I wanna hang out.

skipthemafiosa