I fully agree on every one of those except the matching tape colour! Also and along the same lines as the head band is shoe laces around the noggin. Fcuking ridicules. Almost and very close second to my biggest pet peeve ever is the Henry Hoofters who pull their socks over their knees. Ronaldo is a homo and so are you if you do it.sensei_hanson said:Boots with the laces covered (making it look like you're playing soccer in clogs).
Headbands.
Sock tape that isn't black or white. Incorporating colored electrician's tape to match your uniform is a sign of the devil, or that you're watching too much Life Network programming.
Fcuking mittens. The worst is when a guy is wearing a short-sleeved jersey and those little black mitts. You look like a goddamn figure skater. NB: the likelihood of losing a finger to frostbite in Vancouver is pretty slim, Boitano. Lose the gloves.
Matching tape isn't a sign of the devil at all, it's a sign of intelligence, coordination, sophistication, virility and that your missus has knicked the clicker and won’t turn the trading spaces marathon off. Bitch.