Noo Choons

[Fastshow]

yawntastic......

Why on earth would anyone waste their fcuking time listening to your choons when you leave no reason for them to even think about doing so apart from the fact some clown with a Belgian name considered them good? Hell's bollocks, man.

'Let Go With the Flow'- The Beautiful South
'Johnnie Red'- The Electrones


Why those two?

Because I fcuking said so.


I'm so fcuked off by it all I'm posting in black.

 

[Regs]

I'm so fcuked off by it all I'm posting in black.

Not to mention on a Mac AND not from work!

~Regs.

 

[peter]

...and not replying to PMs on his Mac from home!

 

[LucVanLierde]

alex lloyd - chasing the sun

 

[Fastshow]

fcuk Australia.......

alex lloyd - chasing the sun

Belgium, I would hardly consider an album by some noncey and incomprehensible Antipodean tosspot that was released in 2002 as new music. You have a lovely new thread for ageing musical suggestions. Post your Alex Lloyd love-in in there.

Nice one.

Australians offend my senses.

Pietro, Thanks for the PM, I deemed waiting half an hour while the reply page uploaded too much. I'm a very busy man, you know. You should find all is now in order. You should have a PM from me as well.

Regs, less of your cheek otherwise I'll fly back to Vancouver, come 'round your house and talk to you.

'Macbeth Overture'- Ludwig van Beethoven......... check out all you can by this exciting new composer.

 

[LucVanLierde]

Fastshow,
Apparently you didn't receive the memo. You no longer work here. Your position has been filed by someone more qualified. I post good tracks..................unlike u, i save everyone of the amature critique of every pathetic euro cheese u throw down..................all we ask is for u to clear your desk..........you are done..........beat it.

if you dont like howie day or alex lloyd then u don't like music

 

[Fastshow]

brilliant retort!

Wow. I consider myself truly admonished and put in my place, 'filed' there if u will. Which u will.


U shouldn't be so upset at the fact I consider u a halfwit. It must be rather satisfying for u to get 50% in something for the first time. Well played.


'Euro cheese'?

Obviously u read as well as you write. Perhaps u should consider writing your posts in Flemish from now on. They may just make more sense.

As u were.

 

[Jinky]

The Alex Lloyd was nice until some miserable kunt started moaning all over it.

Guinness would love it.

Could you post some good songs?

TIA

 

[LucVanLierde]

sam roberts = hard road

 

[LucVanLierde]

jack johnson - sublime marley medley

 

[Fastshow]

bangers......

As tempting as it undoubtedly is to continue the recent trend of posting cack songs by tone deaf men with common as garden variety names have a go at this lot instead...........

'Weak Become Heroes' Royksopp Mix- The Streets
'Everything In It's Right Place' White label- Radiohead vs. Hybrid

Two that are bound to shake you harder than Ranger Forever when faced with a young man who reminds him of a long-forgotten punk rock conquest......

 

[LucVanLierde]

ARTIST TRACK LABEL
1200 Techniques Where Ur At? Sony
A Perfect Circle Weak And Powerless Virgin
A Skillz & Krafty Kuts Tricka Technology Inertia
Akrobatik Remind My Soul Inertia
Alexkid Don't Hide It Creative Vibes
Andromeda 3RD Dimension Color Scene Shock
Antiskeptic Clear To Pass
Bad Cabbage Your Rude BMG
Baggsmen Hi-Top Days Inertia
Basement Jaxx Lucky Star Remote Control
The Beautiful Girls Black Bird MGM
Benny Benassi Presents The Bi No Matter What You Do Ministry Of Sound
Bent {Planet Funk Remix} Stay The Same Ministry Of Sound
Biftek Hi-Fi (Low Fi Kids Remix) Inertia
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Six Barrel Shotgun Virgin
Bluebottle Kiss Everything... Shock
Bluejuice Here We Go Now
Bob Evans Friday Come Five Redline
Broadcast Before We Begin Creative Vibes
The Bronx False Alarm Shock
Buck 65 Wicked And Weird Warners
Chicks On Speed We Don't Play Guitars Virgin
Chungking We Love You Inertia
Cody Chesnutt Upstarts In A Blowout Shock
Colder Crazy Love Inertia
Daughterboy Jao Thrills Virgin
Death Cab For Cutie The New Year Architecture
Deepchild What's Going Wrong?
Deloris The Unbroke Part Of It Quietly Suburban
Denvar Square One MGM
Downsyde Clap Your Hands
Eels Dirty Girl Dreamworks
Epicure Life Sentence MGM
Freeland We Want Your Soul
Full Fathom Five Built You A Gun Valve
Futureshock Pride's Paranoia Ministry Of Sound
Gerling In The City Festival Mushroom
Givegoods Sophisticated Porn Capital
The Go! Team Junior Kickstart Inertia
Gyroscope Doctor Doctor Festival Mushroom
Har Mar Superstar Ez Pass Spunk
Hermitude Cave Styles
Ikon The Dove Ministry Of Sound
Jane's Addiction True Nature Capital
The Jeevas Virginia Dew Process
Jess Grey Syphon Heart Shock
Kool Keith Party In Tha Morgue Creative Vibes
LC Anderson VS Right Stuff Central Station
Legends Of Hip Hop Fifth Element Shock
The Libertines Don't Look Back Into The Sun Spunk
Little Birdy Relapse Eleven
Living End Who's Gonna Save Us Capital
Longwave Everywhere You Turn BMG
The Lucksmiths Successlessness
Marilyn Manson This Is The New shite (Remix) Universal
Maya Jupiter Try'Na Bust Mother Tongues
Mellowdrone Fashionably Uninvited Shock
Mr Reds VS Everybody Come On (Can U Feel Warners
Muse Time Is Running Out Festival Mushroom
N.E.R.D. Loser BMG
Nina Simone Sinnerman Universal
Pennywise Waiting Shock
Pepe Deluxe Girl! Inertia
Plump DJS The Funk Hits The Fan Inertia
Pretty Girls Make Graves This Is Our Emergency Remote Control
Pugwash Monorail
Pure Orange Feel Alive Sony
Rancid Fall Back Down Warners
Salmonella Dub Ez On Virgin
Screamfeeder 1 2 3 4 5 Rhythm
Seelenluft Manilla Stomp
Sophie Koh Easily Broken White Label
Spiritualized She Kissed Me (& It Felt Like A Kiss) Shock
Spod 2131 - Ride Wit Me Architecture
Starsailor Silence Is Easy Capital
The Strokes 12:51 BMG
Stylophonic Way Of Life Ministry Of Sound
Super Furry Animals Liberty Belle Sony
Telemetry Orchestra Suburban Harmony Silent
Terranova Equal Rights Pertol
The Thrills Big Sur Virgin
Timbaland & Magoo Cop That shite Shock
Timezone VS The Herbaliser World Destruction/Missing Suitcase Ninja Tunes
The Tremors Keep It On Dew Process
Tzu Dam Busters Liberation
Vassy K Cover You With Kisses White Label
You Am I What They Do At Night BMG

_

 

[Fastshow]

we need more pointless lists........

LONDON PUBS A-Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

. A
ALBERT 52 Victoria Street London SW1
ALBION 10 Thornhill Road, London N1
ALMA 499 Old York Road, Wandsworth, LondonSW18
ANCHOR Bankside, Southwark London SE1
ANCHOR TAP 28 Horsleydown Lane, London SE1
ANGEL 101 Bermondsey Wall East, Rotherhithe, London SE16
ANGLESEA ARMS 15 Selwood Terrace, London SW7
ANTELOPE 22 Eaton Terrace, Belgravia London SW1
ARCHERY TAVERN 4 Bathurst Street, London W2
ARGYLL ARMS 18 Argyll Street, London W1
AUDLEY 41 Mount Street, Mayfair, London W1
AUSTRALIAN 29 Milner Street, Chelsea, London SW3

B
BARLEY MOW 8 Dorset Street, Marylebone London W1
BELL & CROWN 11 Thames Road, Strand on the Green, London W4
BLACK FRIAR 174 Queen Victoria Street, London EC4
BLACK LION South Black Lion Lane, Hammersmith, London W6
BULL'S HEAD Thames Road, Strand on the Green, London W4
BUNCH of GRAPES 207 Brompton Road, Knightsbridge, London SW3

C
CARDINAL 23 Francis Street, London SW1
CHURCHILL ARMS 119 Kensington Church Street, London W8
CITTIE of YORKE 22 High Holborn London WC1
CLACHAN 34 Kingly Street London W1
COACH & HORSES 183 London Road Isleworth, Middx
COAL HOLE 91 Strand London WC1
CRICKETERS Maids of Honour Row, The Green, Richmond, Surrey
CROCKER'S FOLLY 24 Aberdeen Place, London NW8
CROSS KEYS 18 Endell Street, Covent Garden, London WC2
CROSS KEYS Black Lion Lane, London W6
CROWN Clerkenwell Green, London EC1
CROWN & GREYHNOUND 73 Dulwich Village, London SE21
CUTTY SARK 6 Ballast Quay, Greenwich, London SE10

D
DICKENS INN St. Catherine's Dock, London E1
DIRTY DICK'S 202 Bishopsgate, London EC2
DOG & BULL 24 Surrey Street, Croydon, Surrey
DOG & DUCK 18 Bateman Street, Soho, London W1
DOVE 19 Upper Mall, Hammersmith, London W6
DOVER CASTLE Weymouth Mews, London W1
DUKE'S HEAD 8 Lower Richmond Road, Putney, London SW15
DULWICH WOOD HOUSE 39 Sydenham Hill, London SE26

F

FLASK 77 Highgate Hill West, London N6
FLASK TAVERN 14 Flask Walk, Hampstead, London NW3
FOX & ANCHOR 115 Charterhouse Street, Smithfield, London EC1
FOX & HOUNDS 29 Passmore Street, London SW1
FOX & PHEASANT 1 Billing Road, Chelsea, London SW10
FREEMASON'S ARMS 32 Downshire Hill, Hampstead, London NW3

G
GEORGE D'Arblay Street, Soho, London W1
GEORGE INN 77 Borough High Street, Southwark London SE1
GOLDEN LION 25 King Street, St James's London SW1
GRAPES 76 Narrow Street, Limehouse, London E14
GRAPES Fairfield Street, Wandsworth, London SW18
GRAPES, YE 16 Shepherd Market, Mayfair, London W1
GREEN MAN Putney Heath, Putney, London SW15
GRENADIER 18 Wilton Row, Belgravia London SW1
GREYHOUND 2 High Street, Carshalton, Surrey
GUINEA 30 Bruton Place, Mayfair London W1

H
HAND & SHEARS 1 Middle Street, Smithfield, London EC1
HOLLY BUSH 22 Holly Mount, Hampstead, London NW3
HOOP & GRAPES 47 Aldgate High Street, London EC3

K

KING & TINKER Whitewebbs Lane,Enfield Middx
KING'S ARMS Hampton Court Road, Hampton Court, Middx
KING'S ARMS 25 Roupell Street, London SE1
KING'S HEAD 84 Upper Tooting Road, Tooting, London SW17

L
LAMB 94 Lamb's Conduit Street, London WC1
LAMB & FLAG 33 Rose Street, Covent Garden London WC2
LAMB TAVERN Leadenhall Market, London EC3
LEATHER BOTTLE 538 Garratt Lane, Tooting, London SW17
LONDON APPRENTICE 62 Church St.Isleworth, Middx

M
MARKET PORTER 9 Stoney Street, Southwark London SE1
MAYFLOWER 117 Rotherhithe Street, London SE16
MITRE 24 Craven Terrace, London W2
MORPETH ARMS 58 Millbank, Pimlico, London SW1
MUSEUM TAVERN 49 Great Russell Street, London WC1

N
NAGS HEAD 53 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London SW1

O
OLD BANK of ENGLAND Fleet Street London EC4
OLD BELL 95 Fleet Street, London EC4
OLDE CHESHIRE CHEESE Wine Office Court, 145 Fleet St., London EC4
OLDE **** TAVERN, 22 Fleet Street, London EC4
OLD DR. BUTLER'S HEAD Masons Avenue, London EC2
OLDE MITRE TAVERN 1 Ely Place, Ely Court, London EC1
OLDE WHITE BEAR, YE Well Road, Hampstead, London NW3
OPERA TAVERN 21 Cathrine Street, Covent Garden, London WC2
ORANGE TREE 45 Kew Road, Richmond upon Thames, Surrey

P
PHENE ARMS 9 Phene Street, Chelsea, London SW3
PIED BULL Bull's Cross Enfield Middx.
PLUMBERS ARMS 14 Lower Belgrave Street, Victoria, London SW1
PRINCE ALFRED 5a Formosa Street, Maida Vale, London W9
PRINCESS LOUISE 208 High Holborn, London WC2
PROSPECT OF WHITBY 57 Wapping Wall, London E1
PUNCH BOWL 41 Farm Street, Mayfair, London W1
PUNCH TAVERN 99 Fleet Street, London EC4

Q
QUEEN'S LARDER Queen's Square, London WC1



That's a list of pubs I've vistited (today). I thought it would be helpful if I were to add the post codes of them as well, since the site's token Belgian so kindly listed his sister's record collection's record labels. A top idea.

It's been at least two days since anyone suggested downloading Alex Lloyd so, as a pre-emptive measure, allow me to say, 'Yes, he's excellent, what a wonderful suggestion but please, no more, I've got them all now.'


If anyone would like the rest of my alphabetised list of London pubs I'll be doing Q-Z (and back) for tomorrow sesh so send me a PM and I'll ignore you completely.


'Apple of my eye'- Ed Harcourt (with love from Fastshow to Luc Van Lierde)

 

[LucVanLierde]

five for fighting - miles from nowhere
overseer - horndog
walkmen - we've been had

 

[Fastshow]

alex lloyd - chasing the sun

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Great songs, Mr. England....


How about these songs? Check these out.



I'm a Wally - Mr. England


What do the Dutch know about music? Luc VanLierde


Ode to Pat Benetar - Captain Shamrock


Communism Forver - Debbie Boone


Quite obscure but I'm sure you'll find them delightful.


BTW, Mr. England, that last song you posted HAS to be the worst song you have come up with. I was wondering if the beat could have been a little more predictable. Carry on.

 

[Fastshow]

Phyllis Stein.......

Apparently you didn't get 'the memo' either. This thread is now meant to be a love-in for some awful racket by Alex Lloyd.

In the spirit of that, I suppose I don't have any qualms about people who keep making the same post over and over again, and then attempt to camouflage the fact with spurious and overhyped references to unremarkable choons because, in truth, we've all seen this sort of thing 100 times before in the Scottish Premier League thread. So, a diet of Pat Boone and Debbie Benatar it is with the only derivation from the two old queens (Luc and Walks who occasionally pokes his head in to splutter something about The Sugababes and being sat alone on a Friday night) being Alex Lloyd and anything by anyone called Sam.

It's all about progression.

P.S. We used to keep qualms in a hutch in the garden of my childhood home off Lonsdale until some bleeding heart liberal came along and released them. Last I saw of them they were gathered down on Ambleside in North Delta.

'Desert Song' (Alex Lloyd remix)- The Rain Band

 

[Dapotayto]

You forgot a couple, Captain.

Prince Charles Buggered Me by Unknown Servant

Stick a Fork In Me, I've Done Myself by KNVB



Mr. England, I have heard that some band from Victoria, B.C. is number one over there (or over here to you). You must be chuffed!

 

[LucVanLierde]

fastblow,
hopefully some of those dirty dark rancid old pubs have an open mic/amateur hour slot available for you, so u can unleash that genius sense of humour you are always throwing down in here.

my immitation of fastshow;

royskopp - poor leno roskopp remix
royskopp - poor leno 2003 remix
royskopp - poor leno..original reinvented mix
royskopp - poor leno. fastshow mix

a cheesy ass simple house beat with some queer saying poor leeeeeeeenooooooooooo...over and over..........jesus.......simple folk

u cut down what i post........u are too funny....

have the feeling no one downloads what i post so this is the last track........
dedicated to fastblow

planet funk - who said

 

[Fastshow]

clueless.......

It's been awhile but apparently this is still necessary................

take the piss Vrb phrs. 1. To ridicule, to tease, to make fun off. Cf. 'extract the urine'.
2. To take advantage of, to exploit. E.g."Just because they like looking after their grand children, doesn't mean you can dump the kids on them every weekend whilst you go out clubbing. That's just taking the piss."

u cut down what i post........u are too funny....

Sorry, I forgot I was on www.takethepiss.com.

What happened to this loveable Luc Van Lierde?

Fast show,
keep firing off list of choons, usually have 2-3 crackerz. peace out dawg

Before you leave with your sister's alphabetised record collection, can you please tell us why you write in text-messaging format and have, for someone who lives in Maple Arsing Ridge, a wholly unnatural preoccupation with ebonics?

Willy will be fcuked off you're not posting anymore. He sends me private messages about how much he loves your sister's taste in music but has always been too shy to tell you himself.

Shame, poor Leno.