NFL picks for pints One Dart vs. KNVB

[One Dart]

Easy now

This is take the piss after all

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Let's not get personal now

Using my difficult week of picks to start an over/under? How much more personal can it be when I even have my own thread on Takethepiss? I'm truly devastated.




Anyway, you will score no more than 3 goals.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Oh gentlemen,


Surely you know I'm not upset with this. It is just a way of you showing how much you respect my picks. If you didn't, you wouldn't be wasting your valuable time worrying about how many picks the guru of TTP is going to come up with. Thanks for the indirect compliments, lads.


Captain Shitpicks

 

[knvb]

Guru, is a bit much isn't it?

You can take thoses banana's and shove em... This is great next week I'll be able to put a lock on the #1 status in the D.C.S. and TTP football picks while OD and Shamrock BOTH will be buying me beer. Life is good.



p.s I'll take the over on the goals.

 

[One Dart]

I think it is

Let's not be ridiculous, there is a reason that you're nickname is shitpicks. You make, at least with regards to the NFL, shite picks. By the way DI, it's time to once again change the name of thread as I am no longer a one win wonder and you are no longer only a double winner. Keep trying though Tilly, perhaps one day you too will achieve the lofty heights of two or three wins.

I've never seen KNVB play so I can't really make a judgement but I believe he already has one? If I was a betting man, I'd take the over.

 

[knvb]

Two birds with one stone.

I believe he already has one? If I was a betting man, I'd take the over.

I do and good choice.

Are mono-e-mono bet still stands right?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Let's not be ridiculous, there is a reason that you're nickname is shitpicks

Your absolutely right when your talking about you're picks. The NFL is for putzes anyway. Whenever you guys want to get serious, let's roll a few games on the college games on Saturdays. I know that would be difficult because all the web sites where you steal your picks from don't focus on a lot of college ball. I think a Saturday college ball would be a nice little challenge too. Gentlemen/****suckers? What do you think?

 

[knvb]

Your to funny.

BTW, I steal my picks from the papers not web sites.

 

[the power]

next week I'll be able to put a lock on the #1 status in the D.C.S. and TTP football picks while OD and Shamrock BOTH will be buying me be

Judging by your recent betting and darting prowess, it will more likely be that you lose to Whirlwind, pick 4 winners, and hand over the keys to your house at the end of the night to Captain.

 

[One Dart]

I don't steal picks from websites, I make them the only true way to do it, completely shitfaced early on sunday morning. Perhaps you should do less research Captain. Maybe you're right though Captain, perhaps the websites that you steal your college picks from would be more help if we went three way. As for us DI, our mono e mono bet still stands.

 

[the power]

Are you sure its not mAno e mAno?

 

[knvb]

$5.25 Keiths on the line.

The Power, no and who cares? Putz.

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +4 Buffalo V Miami -4 1.90

2.00 -3 Chicago V Detroit +3 1.83

2.00 -3 Denver V Kansas City +3 1.83

2.00 +3 Minnesota V N Y Jets -3 1.83

1.90 +2.5 San Francisco V New Orleans -2.5 1.90

1.90 +5 Seattle V St Louis -5 1.90


Bet Until : 21:05 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +9 Houston V Cleveland -9 1.90

1.90 +7 San Diego V Oakland -7 1.90


Bet Until : 21:15 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +3.5 Dallas V Arizona -3.5 1.90

1.90 +3.5 Tampa Bay V Philadelphia -3.5 1.90

1.90 +7.5 Washington V Green Bay -7.5 1.90


Bet Until : 02:00 22/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +4.5 Indianapolis V Pittsburgh -4.5 1.90


I will let One Putz make his selections first since he won last week, but lets not forget to do two sets of picks 1 vs. the spread and Shitpicks and the second straight up. Captain excluded.

 

[One Dart]

Here we go straight up

1.90 +4 Buffalo V Miami -4 1.90 = Miami

2.00 -3 Chicago V Detroit +3 1.83 = Chicago

2.00 -3 Denver V Kansas City +3 1.83 = Denver

2.00 +3 Minnesota V N Y Jets -3 1.83 = Minnesota

1.90 +2.5 San Francisco V New Orleans -2.5 1.90 = San Fran

1.90 +5 Seattle V St Louis -5 1.90 = Seattle


Bet Until : 21:05 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +9 Houston V Cleveland -9 1.90 = Houston

1.90 +7 San Diego V Oakland -7 1.90 = San Diego


Bet Until : 21:15 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +3.5 Dallas V Arizona -3.5 1.90 = Arizona

1.90 +3.5 Tampa Bay V Philadelphia -3.5 1.90 = Tampa Bay

1.90 +7.5 Washington V Green Bay -7.5 1.90 = Green Bay


Bet Until : 02:00 22/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +4.5 Indianapolis V Pittsburgh -4.5 1.90 = Pittsburgh

Let's make it two in a row

 

[knvb]

I don't steal picks from websites, I make them the only true way to do it, completely shitfaced

Started early did we?

Speaking of shitfaced, I now know why Captain keeps making shite-picks, he's forced to drink the big K after games. As he says...Shoc-king.


1.90 +4 Buffalo V Miami -4 1.90 - Miami

2.00 -3 Chicago V Detroit +3 1.83 - Da Bears

2.00 -3 Denver V Kansas City +3 1.83 - Denver

2.00 +3 Minnesota V N Y Jets -3 1.83 - Jets

1.90 +2.5 San Francisco V New Orleans -2.5 1.90 - SF

1.90 +5 Seattle V St Louis -5 1.90 - St. Lou


Bet Until : 21:05 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +9 Houston V Cleveland -9 1.90 - Cleav

1.90 +7 San Diego V Oakland -7 1.90 - Oak


Bet Until : 21:15 20/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +3.5 Dallas V Arizona -3.5 1.90 - Dallas

1.90 +3.5 Tampa Bay V Philadelphia -3.5 1.90 - Philly

1.90 +7.5 Washington V Green Bay -7.5 1.90 - GB


Bet Until : 02:00 22/10/2002

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds

1.90 +4.5 Indianapolis V Pittsburgh -4.5 1.90 - Indy


Take it to the bank.

 

[Dapotayto]

I like your picks KNVB ('cept for the Indy/Pitt game) but with the way the league is nowadays I think I'll hold off emptying the ol' savings account on 'em.

 

[One Dart]

Fukc Willhill

We keep missing games. A quick check of Parkhead and Shitpicks thread shows that there are at least two games not shown on our thread. I believe that this isn't the first time. This is weak. It's time to get the games off another website that has spreads, I'm sure there are thousands out there. Even sports action, they will always have all the games. I'm still going to win though.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Relax, One Putz

You have to realise that if the lines weren't up on Willhill, they would not have been up anywhere. They will not put lines up until they know the injury status of key players. What you should do is post the lines on Saturday, so they will be updated. If a certain game is not up at this time, then you will have to go without it.......... As your mentor, I feel that is very important to calm you down on this situation. Relax, and make sure you get ready for a Night at the Races.......


The Mentor

Even sports action, they will always have all the games.

Go play Sports Action then and get screwed by their diabolical odds. Fcukers.

 

[One Dart]

I didn't say play sports action, merely that they may have the games up before Willhill. If the games are going to be posted, they don't have to really, earlier than saturday then who cares. If we are playing straight up, the odds don't matter, only if we are playing spreads will it make a difference.

No worries, I will be calm enough to win some cash at the races.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Nice week, Putzes......

One Pick Right - 4 - 7 straight-up

Double Loser 6 - 5 straight-up


CAPTAIN SHITPICKS - 9 - 3 - 1 against the spread......


How is your over/under bet looking now?

Cue the dancing bananas..........

 

[knvb]

Calm down there Luckypicks... I would have taken the over. That 9 still puts you about 20 behind us in the 7 week total. One week does not impress me. Neither does the 13 bananas which btw, is what you would have to average just to catch me.